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Pawpet Show #197 - MEGAARTHUR, Megamusic - Jan 10th 2004 - Timeline 1/2
compiled by (Blackfoot Ferret) [And his computer.]
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Making up for a short cast with
Rummage presents: The Joy of Computer
Gone with the
MULTI-MEGAARTHUR and sidekick
MEGACRAPPY freaks himselves
Devin has both magic and metal now
A funny thing happened on the way to the tattoo parlor... - 1:35
Sour Soda, UnCherries and the rancid Cookies of Death - 1:41
Green Tea Jelly, Durian, and dates. Costly Pennywort - 2:00
Tuninator - Love Will Find a
Simba's Interactive GuessWhatHe'sDrawing
Art Jam: MEGAPAWPETS! http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-11/ - 3:16
Caption Contest: Jet Fighter Lawn
What Rollerskate Keys are
********** START OF PART ONE ***********
0:00 - Hour
0:01 - Intro. Mutt rides coasters. Rummage rummages through trash.
Tod initiates the Happy Smiley virus. Poink reads Ferrets Gone
Wild in prison. Arthur falls out of a tree. Average Sunday.
0:03 - Start! An.. eye?.. floating in darkness.
O_O Feels like that scene from 2001.. flash of blinding light
as JR takes the cardboard tube away from the camera. *_*
0:04 - Rummage, the tube, and Bandit's tail! And Jesshead!
Cast still short, Yappy, Simba, Jess and JR in the house.
Rummage "I'm loading up on Caffeine, Baby." JR "I've gotta load
up on Pino Coladas." "Wha?? OW!" Rasvar's there too.
Rasvar experiences pleasurable pain? Bandit likes to chew.
0:05 - Rummage arghs, 6 hours of sleep and project trouble "I hate
Jess pokes the stage bricks, and ohs as they cave in.
Rummage "Can I say that? I *REALLY* hate Windows!"
http://www2.b3ta.com/realistic-internet-simulator/ (Kill Bill Vol. 3)
Channel is missing. Rasvar erfs and goes to look for them.
0:06 - Sound check. Is camera inverted? Stage left-look left. Confusion
Rummage asks Crappy if he considered himself on the left or
right side of the stage? Crappy "I'm confused!!"
0:07 - Rummage has more computer fun. Email computer has Rate Controller
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=143965 (R1,C1 Rain)
Devin's onna phone! Crappy converses "We have Zero.. four
people here! It's great :P" Devin's on his way.
0:08 - Looking for Nerd (puppet) in all the wrong places..
0:09 - Unix machine has Rate controller Failure. Rummage watches it
turn off every time he turns it on. Arthur "Power supply!"
3 of 5 fans are clogged with dust. Bandit fur?
Rummage "You gotta remember, this machine has been running 24/7
without a reboot for 5 years."
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/170181 [Don't neglect your fans]
Arthur looks at him. Rummage ers.. "Well, it's had some reboots"
"You moved -here-!"
0:10 - Gathering the cool hard-to-see tools. Like an erector set, only
0:11 - Power supply, fans replaced. Rummage builds the Ubermachine.
A whole day's work, then email's back! "At least it's quiet now"
0:12 - Except next day, where $9 ball-bearing CPU fan starts groaning.
Machine does updates at 3AM. Bandit wakes up and growls at it?
0:13 - More upgrades. WinXP XP at new hardware.
0:14 - I can't really understand what Rummage is saying here, but it
sounds like his computer's possessed. Tech incantations.
0:15 - Rummage ends up doing updates and replacements until his comps
have no original components."That's when all hell broke loose"
New programs, old hardware. Soundblaster 32?
0:16 - Rummage pulls out full-length cards.
Rummage puts fast processor in slow board. Uh oh.
16 hours later.. ethernet works, sound doesn't. Rummage moves
cards around in slots.
0:17 - Video card starts blinking out. Rummage "Every time I do one
little sneeze, I've gotta reboot the frickin' machine."
Rummage stalls Linux on a partition, and it works?
One hour of Real Producer fixes what 16 hours on banging on
One odd thing though. Rummage "I turn on the machine..
unattended, it starts up.."
0:18 - Computer now can restart itself after a disconnect?
ftp://ftp.tron-sector.com/Sounds/Newbie.wav [I like this comp!]
TeddyRuxpin came over and fixed the MPEG stream so there wasn't
any Line Artifacting. Arthur "How'd he do that?" "He fixed..
it's geeky. I don't even know, he went over my head."
0:19 - Rummage "So, we are now Nsync!" Arthur "That's great!"
Rummage and Arthur do the BoyBand thing. Jess "You just scared
Rummage gets video working one hour before the show! "That's
the way my life is with the show, everything comes together
about an hour before the show starts." Arthur "Yep, that's
how it always is :)"
0:20 - Arthur brought his Wacom tablet! "Now we can do Sketching With
Arthur!" Rummage "And what machine do that that's gonna work
on?" "Rasvar's, of course! His is the magic one that does
Rasvar sighs "What kind of connection does it need?" Arthur
"Uhh.. serial?" Rummage cackles! Rasvar "Ok :)"
Nonsanity in channel: Picture pages with Arthur!
0:21 - Arthur "I hear that Stanley was in town..?" Rum "Yeah, he was."
"Good thing nobody told me!" "He was on the Show last week,
where were you??" Arthur "I was dissing you guys, 'cause
nobody would talk to
Bandit farts. Even Rummage/Yappy is grossed.
Rum "The only noise that machine makes in my bedroom is that
cheap crap ball-bearing fan.."
0:22 - Bandit tries playing catchball with folks with the slimy ball.
Arthur misses the badger and mushroom horde, people fill him in.
0:23 - Jess "I'm getting pelted with badgers down here! What the heck??
Badger sits next to Rummage. Surprising resemblance?
Rummage plans on de-Gatesifying all the computers except
Rasvar's magic one. Jess "Down with the sickness!" Arth "Gone
with the Windows!"
0:24 - Rummage's laptop also has windows? "Oh, I can fix that.."
TODAY'S CAPTION CONTEST PICTURE: JET FIGHTER LAWN DARTS? MIG
0:25 - Rummage notes he vacuumed the cat out of one of the machines.
Arthur shivers and gets sucked into a hole.
Sidestage 90deg listing ship cam. Lounge Arthur? Falls sideways
0:26 - Antigravity Arthur. Blinding lights! Lots and lots of monitors.
Camera tour! Rasvar's head. Rasvar clicks on things?
Hardware tour. Wow O_O
Yappy "And I rebuild the mp3 server! It doesn't crash anymore."
http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/carcrash.wav (It works!)
0:27 - Sound machine. Lights flash as people talk!
Jess cam. "Yep, Yep. I have stolen JR's spot."
Channel cam! We're all stuck in Jess's laptop?
Rasvar cam. Jess "Where's the buttcrack?!"
0:28 - Rasvar's butt cam. And quick Arthur cam. Arthur erfs "I was
talking without moving my face.."
Mysterious sliding door to back porch that isn't there..
0:29 - Arthur's fuzzy face x 4. x5. x6! "..Hi."
Camera taking picture of Arthur cam. x7. Arthur sings to the
0:30 - Tech TV! Arthur "We have nothing else to talk about 'cause
everybody that's here is a technician, except for the Lynxcat"
Lynx/Jess "Yes, I'm just a poor little graphics designer."
Arthur cam x8. "I love my face!" Jess SoCutes!
x9. Fur texture "It's amazing, look at me!" Bluescreen puts
MegaArthur in background, looking at himself.
0:32 - Simbahead. "It's the talking Simbahead!" (Name of band?)
Simba talks like Arthur "I don't hava real voice! I hava buncha
characters, in my head.."
Jess "Art Jam topic! MEGAARTHUR!" "Mega-Arthur.. (breathes)"
0:33 - MegaMOO! Spooks himself! Purple inverted eyelashes still, in
Eyelashes fall off "Ahhahhaha..eyemoo!" Dives
0:34 - Megastagehands. Gimmefive!
Rasvar picks up Bandit, while various giant hands squeeze at
0:35 - 3D Fun! Stagehands pass badgers to each other, look like they're
going to hit the distant cabinets offstage.
Badgers and Carrots - The Musical. Carrot EATS the badger?
0:36 - Simba "(own voice) We're crazy, what the heck." Rasvar notes
this is what happens when staff is low.
0:37 - <EarlyMusic.mp3> Jess has miniskeleton striking lewd poses.
Moo grooves. Moo sings the blues.
0:38 - Sidestage Rasvar tosses a ball toward you, hits someone in the
frontstage view. Simba "OW!"
0:39 - Deathhand pinches its alternate self. Spacetime anomaly theater.
0:40 - Moo looks down, at his OWN eyes? Tries to get away from creepy
eyes, but can't hide! Tries to grab the, but they run!
0:41 - Rasvar "Hang on a second.. I've got another idea!" Moo "OhNo.."
0:42 - Moo explains why he has extra eyes.
Eyes fall off again. Moo "IneedMOOGlue.."
0:43 - Magic 8-ball floats around like dispossessed eyeball.
Arthur 10x. "HI!" people jump!
0:44 - MiniKage x2 "Let me tell you a story about how I fly.."
MiniKage becomes SuperKage becomes MEGAKAGE O_O "(Yappy) I
will become..Rogue.. and I will stomp you..I will devour you."
0:45 - Yappy "Hey! I can turn Kage's arms backwards.. that's goota
C3PO Mini-Kage dances to scratchy LP music.
0:46 - MegaRummage talks about his first sushi experience?
Moo... ____s himself. O_O @_@
0:47 - Someone in channel names the song "The Penguin" Yappy wows!
Moo's eyes merge together! Has eyes on side of his head?
FIllyjonk gets the song title! 500 points.
MEGACRAPPY looks at himself. "EEEH!" All three of him dance.
0:48 - Crappyx2 overloads the cuteness capacitors.
Jess notices someone in channel "GlenSkunk, are you a virgin?
Please let us know in channel."
Question is clarified to "To the Pawpet Show" Glen "I-ain't-a
0:49 - Crappy has an earring?
0:50 - HYPERSPACE CAM! Flashing colors, floating pawpets! Simbahead
jams with Crappy!
0:51 - Camera does near-far-near-far-near-NEAR!
0:52 - RL Animutation mode!
Groove with Crappy!
0:53 - Song abruptly ends. Crappy pants, then faints.
0:54 - Background camera inverted. Crappy "Does the audience want to
see more of this, for another three HOURS?"
Crappy sees himself through his own nose?
0:55 - Grooving with MultiMegaRummage.
0:56 - Andy Warhol RedRummage.
0:57 - B&W Rummage. SpinnningOnnaCaroselRummage.
0:58 - 80's cheesy video effects! Crappy "What do I know about the
80'? I'm only 3!"
Rummage arghs "I lived through the 80's. I wish I hadn't. 80's
Jess huhs?? Rasvar "I liked the 80s!" Rum "I liked the 70's
Jess "See, I only lived at the end of the 70's." Yappy "I was
disco all the way."
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=143965 (R4,C5 Shang Tsung)
Crappy WoHOOS! WoHOOS! until Rummage looks at him.
0:59 - Psychedelic energy-based Crappy. "I can swallow your soul with
my green mouth!" <Normal.fx> "Oh.. nevermind!'
Black and green outline Crappy! "I'm like, from Tron!"
<GreenAcresTheme.mp3> Crappy "Oh, I get it now!" Grooves
1:01 - <GreenTamborine.mp3> Jingling, Jangling energy people.
1:03 - Very, very green. Then rainbow! Rasvar "Now I KNOW that will
1:04 - Art looks like an album cover! Or an early 3D graphics adventure
Wierd art stops. AHHH!! IT'S JAVA!!! <GreenOnions.mp3>
1:05 - MegaJava is double green. <LittleGreenBag.mp3> "i'M iNTO
1:07 - Java's turned into a green dragon? o_o
1:09 - Pulling the dragon's tail. Crocodile "Danger, Danger!"
Dragon turns into Echo?
Jess "It's not easy green.." Java loves being green!
1:10 - Abudiabudye.. he's as green as a pie?
1:11 - <GreenEggsAndHamRap.mp3>
1:12 - Stage is empty. Yappy "I need a generic puppet!" takes a Ferret
1:13 - ROLL CALL! JessLayingDownOnFloorCam.
"Broken" is in channel? Casualties.
1:15 - In channel, somebody says 'Jess isn't the sharpest tool in the
1:16 - Yappy dodeedoos Goodnight. Nobody's on stage, so Arthur pops up
Jess notes that when she reads the rollcall, she isn't reading
the channel. "That's Rasvar's job." Bluescreen effects turn
Jess's hair clear, and Arthur looks out through it.
Arthur "I'm really on your mind!" Jess arghs at brain invaders.
1:17 - Rasvar "Being Jess :)"
Jess's full name! Personal information given outline! Or is it
someone else's info..?
1:18 - Yappy "I've got some stuff Zorro sent us.."
Sound tests. Jess isn't getting through? "Can-you-hear-me-NOW?"
1:19 - Realplayer does wierd things. Rasvar "Ok, everybody stop talking
let Jess talk." Jess "Oh no.." Yappy gut cam. "Lookat the
Yappy butt.." Yappy makes lewd part-offscreen handsign?
1:20 - Jesshead and Simbahead poses with their puppets. Four-way
1:21 - One side of Realplayer isn't sending? Rasvar wierds.. Jess keeps
looking into Arthur's eye.
Jess "Devin's here!" Devin yays!..
1:22 - Yappy's shirtstripes. Then Kitchencam, but nobody's there.
1:23 - Devin "Is..what's..going on here.. today?" 30 minutes of Pawpet
Tech TV "Oh, YEAH!"
<GreenTronScreen.mp3> Devin "What IS that? Demon-thing cam?"
1:24 - Rainbow colors! Deliberate Realplayer destruction. Jess "Mono
1:25 - KP and JR are sick, Herbie's working. The screen is RED o_O
1:26 - Devin cam. More metal? Devin "Is there an-y bo-dy out there?"
1:27 - More piercings? Devin and Nerd search for the active camera in
the new multi-cams. Wanted to make room for more of Justin's
piercings, and the piercing shop had a special.
Devin "$10 piercings as opposed to $40 piercings.. I got 3
piercings for $30 instead of 90.. I couldn't patch (pass?)
that up :)"
Arthur "I could have.." Jess thinks of getting her navel redone.
1:28 - Doom. Devin "Glenskunk says the pierced guy looks like Elija
Wood.. NOooo..." Ras does screen-freeze with Devin's eyes
closed "Oh, it looks like I'm *stoned* now :P"
Kurt Cameron? Devin "Who's that?" Guy from Growing Pains?
TV Studio hazard #24 - Looking at the TV instead of the camera
produces a distant, thoughtful expression.
1:29 - Herbie thinks Devin looks like Rider Strong (?) Boy Meets World
guy. More reasons to love the 80's. (It's early 90's, but wth)
Jess wonders if Devin has seen the Nimoy Bilbo Baggins video?
Devin nods a polite YES..
1:30 - Nerdfewwet! "Hwi Ewerybowdy!"
1:31 - More piercing details. Devin stops short of doing the Finger-
Through-Your-Ear thing. 6-8 gauge needle is like a drill bit?
1:32 - <TechnicalDifficulties.txt> Everything is presently normal.
Closeup.. piercings through -middle- of ear? Devin catalogs
all six by the degree of pain experienced. Jess loses hit
points just looking at them.
1:33 - Back of the ear.. OUCH! Devin "I didn't get to see that :P"
Rasvar freezes the screen. Devin "OWW! No wonder it hurts!"
1:34 - Needle, not a hole punch. Devin "They use a needle that's
tapered, and gets gradually bigger.." Simba loses hit points.
Vaseline needle grease? (>_<) Jess "When they did my navel,
didn't grease the needle! O_o"
Atomic Piercings. 200 people? Raffle numbers for tattoos and
1:35 - 6 tattoers on duty. Military style body alteration complex.
Devin "There were also at least two girls sittin in chairs
opposite from me with no shirt on, getting things stabbed
into their nipples.. I was just being really nonchalant, like
'Hey! How are you doing today? :)'"
Devin had talked to girl in line before the mission "Hi.. I know
you!.." Jess "'And now I know the rest of you too :)'"
Jess recalls friends who had nipples pierced "Both of them
jumped, like, three feet off the chair when the first one
got done :P"
1:36 - Jess "Never, in a millions YEARS!" Devin notes the one next to
him almost passed out.
(And people do this.. WHY?) [They wish to become perfect,like machines]
(How would YOU know?) [All metal and matter on Earth is recycled in a
process spanning millions of years. Clean water today was once TRex
pee. I myself an composed of metal from Cro-Magnon nipple piercings.]
(And that's Perfect?) [They become more like me, so yes.]
Piercing is usually done in private, but the room is packed.
Good thing nobody was getting a Prince Albert.
Jess picture 5 people getting pierced at once "1..2..3!.."
Devin "I would have thought it would be really funny :P"
1:37 - Tech is working again. Rasvar ushers in a video..
PAWPETS MONTEREY BAY - "Cavity Search" Wierd Al Yankovich
Samwise Skunk - Aatheus
1:38 - Love Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Drill Me. Dental masochist bliss.
1:41 - Yappy "I got the Spits or Swallows.." Jess "Oh-My-GOD.."
Zorro's Sour Soft Drink (that's the name) Seedless Ling Ling
Cherries (Rasvar "Oh No..") "And all-natural, Frookwich!"
clearing up some things sent in earlier.
1:42 - Frookwich sandwich cookies! A takeoff on Oreos, but without the
trans-fats! Cookies you can eat several of without getting
that horrible sticky-vein sensation from the evil that is
Oreo! All-natural goodness, with the only drawback being a
reduced shelf life.
Sent in for the Oreo Show, #168. Rasvar "When do they expire?"
Yappy "The Frookwich? They don't expire." Ras "They don't?"
Yappy "They're cookies!"
Yappy opens the cookies "Ok, who's gonna be first.. Scott!"
Simba "I like to get it over with, quick and painfully.."
1:43 - Simba tries to wave at the active camera, but it keeps changing.
Ling Ling Cherry "(Old Golfer Voice) Mmm.. oh it smellz goud..
it smellz delightfull.." munch "It tastes like crap though.."
Extreme mouth closeup. Hatch opens to give audience a look.
1:44 - Chewwier raisin, like a date. "That I can do.. so is this.. these
look like cookies..?"
Munch. Munch. munch. pause. munch? Pause. Face says it all.
Simba is diplomatic "It's unlike any other cookie I've ever
had..itz so great.. .. . " swallow.
Analyzing. "I'm trying to place the flavor.." "It's supposed to
be chocolate." "It ain't chocolate.."
1:45 - Reading the box "It says chocolate! Tastes like cardboard."
[Well, all cardboard was once chocolate?] (Shut up, computer.)
Simba mmmhmms..mmphs.. tests his manhood by having more "Soo..
whagt we have too washh thisk duwn?" "Sour Soft" "Mmmp..letg
me shwallow ths firgst, if I can.."
Doodles notes the cookies actually use carob. "That's what it
tastes like! Carob.. I've had that a lot before not."
Sip. "Like drink'n sweet and sour sauce.."
New catchphrase "All of these things, are very undescribeable.."
1:46 - Devin's up! "Oh! Oooohhh..." food is scarier than piercings?
Jess "We're trying to get a definition for carob.."
Devin reads the box. "Expeller pressed canola oil.. there's
no chocolate.. there's no chocolate.. b*tch!"
Devin takes a bite of modified cherry, breaks the rating.
1:47 - Artificial flavorings. Nutrasweet. Aspartame vs Asspartimmay.
Rasvar "Ass-part-imay! It's GOOD for you!"
Rancid aftertaste "AUGH! Nutrasweet is the Satan!"
Devin picks up a Frookie, with a philosophical expression. "I
hope these don't have asspartimay too.."
Naturally Milled sugar! People look that up too.
1:48 - *Munch* Devin is also diplomatic. "That is the most unpleasant
cookie I've ever tasted :)"
Devin shows people the yellowish, oily inside(definitely rancid)
Tastes like diet bar chocolate.
Jess "They're saying here that carob is a bean that tastes like
chocolate..supposedly" Devin munches "Ict tastks likke poop!
1:49 - <JunkFoodJunky.mp3> Devin manages to swallow, moaning. Even
his chin piercing seems rustier.
Devin tries the Sour Soda. Pauses "Oh, no.." Devin hmms? "That's
good, actually.." pear juice? "It's yummy, I want more!"
1:50 - Rasvar comes out with a Bonus item? Broccoli juice?
Devin "Soccer-field weed drink!" camera closeup on can.Pennywort
1:51 - Simba and Devin drink together. Exchange glances.
Devin leaves. Simba picks up the mic. "... I *LOVE* Pennywort!"
Extreme dramatic closeup on Simbaeye. Brow twists.
1:52 - Rasvar's up "It looks like.. 5 week old cookie crumbs.. make
that 10 week old cookie crumbs.." tries cherry
(About 29 weeks) "..from underneath the bed, where Bandit's
been rolling around..eggh.."
Munch. Cherry actively resists chewing. Rancid Gummi Bear?
Cookie "It looks like a Hydrox.. BUT WORSE.."
1:53 - Rasvar chews. Cookie actively resists chewing. Ras gives the
camera a suspicious look.
(Hey, they were B/W and crunchy when I sent them!) "It's a cookie in
a cardboard factory.. with some sort of toxic spill. EEGH.."
Ras glances at the drink "You know, for once it actually looks
drinkable." Sip, chug "That I like."
1:54 - Jess "Oh God, no.. please? I'm afraid, nasty.."
Searches for small cherry. Waits for horrid aftertaste to kick in.
Picks up a cookie "And we go from worse, to worser.."
1:55 - Munch. Think. Ponder. Contemplate. "Alright.. this isn't as
bad as everyone else is saying.." Rasvar notes the taste
Closeup on half-dissolved greasy center, where the raw lard
would be on an Oreo. A bit like microwaved cheddar cheese,
best if you don't see what's in it.
1:56 - Jess chugs the Sour Soda! Right of passage. "This tastes like
Rating is protected as Simba and Yappy's mics are off.
1:57 - Choking sounds attract Bandit?
Yappy's turn.. chews. Chews. Chews. "Something you find in a
1:58 - "Ok, Cookie!" munches, chews. Chews? Steels. Almost but not
quite loses his cool "Them are nasty cookies." Washes down
with The Juice "And that's Spits or Swallows."
[Look on the bright side, at least they tried them?] (The cookies
were supposed to be an example of *nice* food, but I'm not entirely
displeased with the result..) People find dental gel in the fridge?
1:59 - Yappy "Just to think, for future Spits or Swallows, we have
some more Salted Duck Eggs.." pauses to let the groans pass,
Jess "If I hear the word 'Durian'.." "We have Rice Dream.."
"Oh, that's good."
Basil seed drink. Vitamin Gumballs. Pickled Okra. Hobnobs.
Wassabee pees. A possessed Simba. Green Tea Jelly. Searching
for someone who can eat them all and survive.
2:00 - Simba gets ready to try the Green Jelly..
******** END OF PART ONE ***********
Funday Pawpet Show #197 - MEGAARTHUR, Megamusic - Timeline 2/2
compiled by (Blackfoot Ferret) [And his computer]
******** PART TWO *********
1:59 - Yappy takes inventory of all the wonderful things set aside for
future Spits or Swallows. Jess "If I hear the word DURIAN...!"
2:00 - Simba momentarily possesses the camera.
2:01 - Not even the 'Funky Brownie' cookies match the Evil of Durian.
Rasvar "Yeah, but it keeps coming back.."
People come up with increasingly disgusting metaphors for Durian
while Simba chews on the green tea jelly.
2:02 - Jess recalls almost ejecting lunch when someone by carrying a
plate of Durian at AC.
Devin ohs! "So we're just gonna eat nasty foods for the rest of
the night? :)" wants some of the green jelly.
Devin and Simba practice OhMyGodItDoesHaveDurianTexture faces.
2:03 - Tastes like Dates? Simba "I've never had a date.."
2:04 - Mystery food. Jess arghs at Yappy "Are you giving them that
Almond-fish stuff?" Devin "WHAT?!"
Crunchy beef bouion-like snacks. Devin "Ass-kicking peanuts.."
2:05 - Seaweed, or not Seaweed? <Bonanza.mp3> "..aaAAUGH!"
2:06 - Pennywort causes expensive medical damage. "AGH, BADNESS!"
2:07 - Pennywort the Pawpet. Moo MOOS?
Nerdfewwet! Commoonicates with Moo.
2:08 - Yappy brags about how much he loves Vegemite.
Songtime! Moo's expanded Ghost-image eyes chase Nerd "DAAA!"
2:09 - Blue spraypaint rains from above and reveals GhostEye's main
clear protoplasmic form. o_o -_* O_
2:10 - SuperNerd now has SUPER eyes "I am the awlmighty Nerd.. bow
down to my.." eyes float away "Oh, I'm just wregular Nerd now"
Super-sized invertedpurpleeyelashesMOOeyes possess Nerd again.
Supereyes bounce happily around. Jess "Looks something like
2:11 - <FantasyWorldMusic.mp3> Nerd raps, talks to the eyes,
possessing Devin's head now. Duality.
2:12:12 - Perfect screen shot of Devinhead with SuperMooeyes! AARGGH!
2:12 - Jess has supereyes.. where? o_o O_O
2:13 - Devin gets possessed again "aaaargh.." moves back, and gets
pounced by Pat Snowleopard "aaAAGH??"
Ghost Cthuhlu Moo.
2:14 - <GhostRidersInTheSky.mp3> Even Pennywort Pawpet returns.
Giant GRASPING stagehand o_O.
2:15 - Giant EYELESS ghost Arthur head O_O Doom has a new name..
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=71282 (R2,C5 Cyrax)
2:17 - Ghost Arthur fades in and out, other Pawpets float around.
2:18 - Pat "Hey Cow!" Arthur "What? Oh, I mean.." ducks "I'msorryMoo..
Pat starts singing 'Dead Air', Moo MOOS! Pat "Ok, Cow air, like
Con Air?" Cow air vs Yappy air.
2:19 - <DEAD AIR.sign> Cow peers at you over the letters.
<Ne'erPresents:WhatTheHELLDoesThatMean?.sign> Rasvar starts
chuckling and pushing random buttons.
<TADA!.mp3> <DEATHSTARGOESBOOM!!.mov> <DA!!.mp3>
2:20 - Arthur returns, catching his breath. "Ok.. I keep wanting to say
Moo for some reason.." <Sheep.fx> "AH! Sheep!"
Sheep jump back into space, revealing Nerd "Ugh.. sorry guys, I
was trying to get to sleep."
All the alcoholic things in Arthur's car?
2:21 - Nerd "We're going to do a song about.. being lazy, and,
2:22 - Pat "Oh no! DEVIN MUSIC!"
<MusicAboutKnickers?.mp3> Nerd shakes it down.
2:23 - "In the mailroom shift gets a real short trip, cause there so
many packages no one seems to want you around..<dododedo>
Nerd's actually wearing glasses over his 3rd and 4th eyes, six
2:24 - The musical interlude. Good music, hallucinogenic lyrics o_O
Something about brains? Nerd takes off his Scooter-glasses,
goes naked and 2-eyed.
People get attacked by Japanese gameshows. ...Cool!
2:25 - "Let your lion roar.. on the Lion-O.." a bit like Shakespeare?
"Play something familiar... Play something familiar.."
2:26 - Nerd and Pat jam to the DADaDadadadaDaDaDA part
Devin yays! Pat "Yay for Devin music!" "Yay Gumball. That was
the Decemberists, Billy Liar.
2:27 - Noises offstage. Devin "Rasvar.. is injuring himself."
Moaning offstage? Yappy "So what do you think of those
Vitamin gumballs. Yappy "They taste like chewing on a vitamin."
2:28 - Rasvar was being choked by a mouse earlier?
Zorro's vitamin gumballs. Like Flintstones vitamins?
2:30 - Simba was singing along "I knew a Devin song! Crazy as that
might be!" got the CD as a gift earlier.
Jess straightens Carrot's bent frond. She's got the magic touch.
2:31 - I'm watching someone holding a skeleton on a string.
2:32 - Simba in tech headgear. Planning Stuff Air.
2:33 - Jess "I dream of Simba :)" Simba notes he hasn't had a haircut
in three months.
Crappy "What's the channel saying?"
2:34 - Channel breaks the rating. Who's got who's hand where?
Simba tried a military haircut.. won't again.
2:35 - Buzz cut? Crappy "I'm a frickin sheep dog! I need hair."
Crappy and SuperBigCrappy "Uh oh.. the frame buffers are on."
Thai House food last Thursday, Jess Simba and Devin went.
Yappy "You bastards didn't call me?" Oops.
2:36 - Rummage "I'm gonna do a Tuminator.."
File isn't working. Rummage "DooDaaDooDooDAhDAhDuhDooDooDoooDaa
DaaDAADAADadadadadADADaDAH!" Rasvar's pained again.
2:37 - TUMINATOR! Name in channel to KEELL it! But then you have to
hear ALL of the second song..
2:38 - <ASongIHaven'tHeardThatHasSomeThingToDoWithDisco.mp3>
2:39 - Hobbes kills it! Pablo Cruise, Love Will Find A Way.
2:40 - Hobbes actually said "Love Won't Find A Way", not intending to
actually kill the song, and subject all to the greater evil.
Rummage "Yeah.. I'm trying to read and puppet at the same
time.. he killed it!"
<VincentPriceLaughs.mp3> Rummage "Well, we've got the second
song in its entirety. At least that can't be killed."
2:41 - <PabloCruise-WhatchaGonnaDoWhenSheSaysGoodbye.mp3>
2:43 - "And ALL YOUR FRIENDS.. are calling you a fool, cause you don't
know a good think when you've got it in your hand.."
2:44 - Rummage Loves his 70's music!
2:45 - Tech talk. Rasvar's hooking something up. Rummage nods "It's
Illegal software? Rummage "Why is it ill.. you know, if you have
a piece of hardware, ANY driver that goes along with it cannot
be considered pirate."
Simba notes the driver isn't commercial.. but the program used
to display it is commercial. <Firework.fx> "Shh, don't say
2:46 - <SomethingVeryFunky.mp3> <DancingPeople.mp3>
Parliament! "We need the Funk! Gotta have that funk!" Horse
puppet (new?) jams with Pat and Nerd. Equine keeps offering
2:48 - <LeadParlamentGuy.gif> "Who wants a body massage?"
2:49 - Yappy wonders if the guy is stoned? Rasvar notes the photo is
courtesy the Talahassie police department..
Rasvar "He was busted for saying, Yes, he has crack with him :P"
2:50 - Increasingly larger pictures of that guy who's name I don't know
Someone says 'Olivia Newton John'? Yappy has tones of Olivia!
2:51 - <IfYouLoveMeLetMeKnow.mp3> "I can't take another minute..
day without you in it.."
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=71282 (R2,C1 Sonya)
2:53 - Yappy "On demand: Olivia Newton John! Now I can come up with
some REAL torture.." Jess "Who demanded it? o_O"
Yappy "They were talking about Xanadu!" "Oh no..."
2:54 - Yappy "Xaaaanadu!" Jess ... Yap "You don't like Xanadu?" "Not
<ELO-AllOverTheWorld.mp3> (Couldn't find the mp3 online, and the
2:55 - Glen Cambell on demand. Sheepdog earbangs to Southern Skies.
2:58 - YappySheepdog "Stereotypical Glen Cambell.."
3:01 - More classic hits! Wichita (sp? argh) lineman is still on the
line. Hears his love calling through the phone wires, Matrix
3:03 - SIMBA PRESENTS - THE AUDIENCE INTERACTIVE EYE-SKETCH!
3:04 - Selecting a word to draw.
3:05 - Computer screen. Fun with incompatibilities.
3:06 - More Pink Panther Dead Air. Dead Air. Deadairdeadairdeadair..
Helpful objects: Pencil! Ready again.
3:07 - Simba draws "See Stuff" in the window "Is that visible? Ok.."
Quick anthro-head sketch. Yappyfox?
3:08 - FIRST WORD: Category Tech? Jess "Or Comic.." Rasvar "Or Fantasy"
Picture of a Magnet? Punktiger guesses a USB vibrator.
3:09 - Horseshoe magnet.. and a toe? Rikkitik gets Magneto!
3:11 - Next picture category: "Around the House"
3:12 - Arthur? Soup? Catsoup? Ozark gets Cat Food.
3:13 - <RaveMusic.mp3> Rasvar notes they can make the game
hard by having people who can't draw draw the clue :)
Roxikatt likes the segment!
3:14 - <IFeelLove.mp3> Arthur Raccoon?
3:15 - Intermission. Pat feels the love
3:16 - TODAY'S ART JAMS! http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-11/
Today's Topic: MEGAARTHUR!
3:17 - Arthur does the city destruction thing. And Megacarrot!
Neon Java. Ghostly O_O
Firebreathing Arthur! "The city of Townville is terrorized by..
(3 people) MEGAARTHUR!" Burns up the Powerpuff girls!
3:18 - Bubbles says "Kitty! :)" Arthur "Buttercup is giving me an
uppercut in da stomach..well.. I left room in mi stomach for
MEGACRAPPY attacks London, gooddays to everyone..
3:19 - MEGAMOO O_O "HO HO HO HO!" Massive damage all around.
Vixen groove number
3:23 - Reshowing art jams since the Realplayer stream was down.
3:24 - "This should be played at high volume.." electronica version
of Eminem's Feels So Empty Without Me.
3:25 - Yappy notes Slim Shady actually stole it from an earlier version
of the song?
3:26 - PICTURE CAPTIONS! TODAY'S PICTURE: JET FIGHTER LAWN DARTS
- Ok everybody, remember where we parted!
- Left turn at Alberquerqy.
- Another first for Ferret aviation. (Can we help it our paws don't
reach the pedals?)
- I'm leeeaving, ON a jet pl.. oh, nevermind
- Thank you for Flying Oh My God There's No Pilot express flight to
- I'm telling you I'm not drunkski.. I only had one bottle of Vodkanov.
- Remember.. don't stick your nose in other people's business. Or their
front yard either.
- Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain speaking: We have made an
unscheduled landing at this site. Please remember seated until we
return to a horizontal position. Thank you for flying Poink airlines
- See kids? That's why you shouldn't eat Durian while flying a plane.
- Lawn darts of the future.
- What Bush's plane should have done.
- BOOBIES! *CRASH*
[Really?] (No, I added that one)
- Pilot crash procedure: Bend over, put your rear between your legs,
and kiss your butt goodbye.
- Who keeps writing all these stupid caption in here?
- Dead Air.
3:28 - SHOUT OUTS.
Yappy blinks as he's got spam in the shoutouts o_O
BlahBlah*BLAH*Blaugh.. I need to pee."
- I hate downloading this show! Make it stop!
- Idea: The Clearing the Room Award.
- Helen Highwater is in movie Virtual Vegas? (Who's Helen Highwater?)
- If you can't beat them, confuse the hell out of them
- Wolfos say hey to Merradias T Wolf
- This show brought to you by Zanex Viagra: The official medications of
FPS. Yappy "I wanna know who has to use a Viagra.."
- To the Pawpets: All the world is a Puppet stage, and we, we are but
Pawpets on that stage. Thanks guys for all you do. Chakat Darkwater
- InsaneKittycat thanks folks for making her(him?) roll out of his
(or her, augh, I hate English) chair 3 times after a bad week.
- To Poink, From FredTheIntentionallyAnnonymousDownloadViewerFromLast
Week: "I really enjoyed last week's show, you take most of the
credit. If I'm going to complain, I ought to complement too, yes?"
[All a matter of convience] - Devin, my mom saw the computer screen
when you were there, and she said you're cute! Thought you'd like
to know - I.K.K.
- Eat at Joe's
- Wow Yappy! I left that Green Tea stuff with you back in October!
Finally watched last week's show.. my Porn Name would be Sasha
Howl. Stay warm everybody - Chilli
(Better October tea than May cookies..)
- I find your lack of faith in Christian Furry Pinup girls disturbing.?
Yappy "And that's all the shoutouts"
3:30 - Yappy "Let's go with some French, modern music." Pat yays "More
3:31 - Vixen gets promised the world..
3:34 - Vixen tailthrashes to the lost love beat.
BitchVoop "Oh.. how about a little French culture there, huh?
French dance music! Heard exclusively at Gay clubs all across
America. And France obviously."
3:35 - Rasvar upgrades Realplayer. Wows "I actually remembered my
Password.. this -will- work! I haven't done anything with
Real in 3 years.."
3:36 - More French music in English. "It's allll innnn myyyy headdd.."
3:39 - Song ends. Vixen blows on the microphone a few times, sensually
BV "So, how about music from the current age? Something, not,
30 years old, hah?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/152896 "Dance music, Yeah!"
3:40 - BV yays at having one-week old music for Furloween.
BV "It's allll Innn Myyyy Headdd.. It's ALLLL INNN MY
HEADDDD.. what?" JessPat "My head hurts >_<"
3:41 - Arthur returns. BV "(squeekyhi) HIII Arth-HURR!" "HI! What kind
of voice is That? o_O" "It's mEEEEEEEEE! "Oh, I recognize you"
The Return of BitchVoop "Oh Yeeahh.. ARTH-ARR!!"
BV "*EYE* got a brand new pair of rollerskates..I gotta brand
new KEEEEY.." Arthur oh yas. Skeleton is drawn to the singing.
BV huhs "I wonder how many kids today even know what a roller-
skate key is?"
(... .. :( ) Arthur "I do.. but I'm not a kid."
Bitchvoop grills Devin over the proper use of Rollerskate keys.
(They lock the rollers so they don't roll.. and you can't skate with
them, so if you lose the key you're screwed? o_-) Devin "You turn it,
and it makes the wheels go?" BV "HAH!" bitches to Arthur
"Devin doesn't know what a Rollerskate key is!!"
3:42 - Arthur ums.. "I don't think I've ever actually seen one" BV "*I*
actually had a pair!" Arthur wows..
Jess used to rollerskate in her basement, had keys! "The strap-
on kind then."
(O_O ?) Key adjusts skates. BV "Put them on and take them off too, so
if you lost that key.."
3:43 - Rasvar arghs, has to rebuild the Wacom tablet. BV "Uh oh..gotta
love WIN-DOZE! Die windows DIE! Bad windows!"
Arthur tries telepathy, you can hear his voice going although
his face doesn't move. BV keeps rekilling windows.
Arthur doesn't say "Ya! Voice-throwing competition!"
3:44 - Bambi found a lounge version of DuranDuran's Hungry Like A Wolf?
3:45 - Arthur cools.. can listen to that in the nursing home. Hungry
Like A Wolf, relaxed, all day.. "Why am I DOING THIS??"
Devin "Is the channel actually realizing its not YOU talking?"
Arthur homestarrs "Yes, I'm sure they are" (o_O ?)
Jess notes the channel is stuck on another topic. Devin ohs
"The channel's like: 'Oh! I'm gonna go make pasta!"
http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=262 (Mmmmm.. Foooood...)
3:46 - <ClubMusic.mp3> Devin "Club Music.. LAME!"
<LetTheSunshineIn.mp3> Bambi/BV/Voop/Vixenthing, Arthur and
3:47 - Arthur sings along to every 5th word. "Sun.. shine.. in. shrug"
3:49 - Bambi goes rinkydink crazy humming that circus theme thing. "HA!
Devin "My ears are BLEEDING!.."
Bandit rears up on the stage, curious about the strange calls
3:50 - When does the show end? Rasvar calculates broadcast was exactly
90 seconds late, precisely calculates when the show must end.
3:51 - Damaged frond-hanging raver Carrot. Carrot and Arthur on stage
at same time?
Bambi notes Sunshine wasn't by the 5th Dimension, proceeds to
sing(?) other songs by the same. Rasvar gets Realplayer 8
installed, silver lining.
3:52 - For some reason, everyone likes eggs. o_O
Frog in a basket. Toad in a hole. Nobody does the joke.
3:54 - Songs from the musical Hair. Rasvar "WAY before Hair!"
3:55 - Rasvar Arghs "Kill That!"
<Goodnight!.mp3> Wrapping up the show.
Arthur and other Arthur sign along. Who's voice is that?
3:56 - CREDITS
THE FUNDAY PAWPET SHOW CAST:
Herbie Hamill Randy Fox
Jim Mogle John Cole
Dan Boatright Dan Merillat Melissa Merillat Devin Bray
Jess Kiela Scott Garron Patrick Dowden
"Soul Bossa Nova" Quincy Jones - Austin Texas Soundtrack
"The Penguin" Raymond Sears
"Jump In The Line" Cherry Poppin' Daddies
"Mrs. Robinson" The Lemonheads
Theme From Green Acres
"Green Tambourine" The Lemon Pipers
The Green Onions
"Little Green Bag" George Baker Selection
"Green Eggs and Ham" Maxi Pruvls
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" Johnny Cash
"Billy Liar" - The Decemberists
"Love Will Find A Way" Pablo Cruise
"Watchu Gonna Do" Pablo Cruise
"If You Love Me Let Me Know" Olivia Neutron John (mother of Jimmy?)
"Southern Night" Glen Campbell
"Rhinestone Cowboy" Glen Cambell
"Wichita Lineman" Texas Tornadoes & Glen Campbell
"I Feel Love" Blue Man Group (really? o_O)
"Fly Again" Kristine W
"E" Drunkchunkymonkey (???)
"You Promised Me" Ingrid
"All In My Heart" Kasheen
"Let The Sunshine In" Milk and Sugar
"Age of Aquarius" Fifth Dimension, and also Aqua's second CD
"Odious, Aurvnir, Alzheimers" Lawrenae Weilk Orchoniha - Best of
INTERNET SERVER PROVIDERS:
Aetobatus Thumper (So when are you going to attack sector 3976?)
Frysco Timduru Harik Vitapup Simba
COPYRIGHT 2003 - Randy Fox
3:57 - Drunk singing. <Goodnight!.mp3> Newrd homestars "Gooh Awray
Evewrybody, bye." Arthur "Frickin.."
*********** END OF SHOW #197 *********
>BACKGROUND MUSIC< (Play while skimming the next section)
The Tron Sector. Info and clips from movie, and video game sequel.
Large variety of sound effects - Radio page
Warcraft, cartoon and movie sounds
All level music for the first three episodes of Doom
More TV and movie sounds
THE FLASH ADVENTURES OF MR.T!
MR.T VS OSAMA BIN LADEN - The man with the van comes out of retirement
to stop Bin Laden from carrying out his next evil plan.. to curdle the
nation's milk supply.
MR.T VS JOE MILLIONAIRE - Reality has nothing to do with it when a TV
supergeek tries to steal Mr.T look. T fights off Joe's brainwashed
girlfriends while Murdock tries for the money himself..
MR.T VS GODZILLA - Playtime is over.. Mr.T faces his first serious
challenge as the oversized reptilian tourist attacks Los Angeles,
discovering how to use Power of Milk to attain gigantic size. Will Mr.T
be defeated by his own powers?
MR.T VS THE MIGHT MORPHING POWER RANGERS - Once good, the weirdly
dressed teenage superhero team has gone rogue, demolishing Youth
Centers around the country. Worse yet, they've destroyed Mr.T's van! T
might just need help with this fight..
MR.T VS MEGATRON - Optimus Prime sends a priority one distress signal
to the White House. The Decepticons have a secret weapon, and the
Autobots are almost finished! T, The Fonz, Murdock and Steven Hawking
team up and head to Cybertron to protect America's spaceborn allies.
MR.T VS GARGAMEL - On the way back to Earth Murdock accidentally tosses
the A-team van's fuel out the window, forcing a crash landing on a
strange planet populated by short blue aliens. After defeating the
forest's shabbily-dressed wizard, T and Murdock resume their journey to
Earth, unaware that a much more dangerous, mechanized force is
MR.T VS COLUMBIA - Dispatched to investigate some strange signals from
space, the Crew of the Space Shuttle Columbia instead hijacks a laser
cannon and starts blowing up Youth Centers for no reason. T takes time
out from art class to deal with them.
MR.T VS HITLER - Bent on World Conquest, the leader of Nazi Germany
borrows Bill & Ted's time machine to travel to the future and
capture Colorado, hoping to steal the one thing than can power his
Super Laser and win the war: Mr.T's gold chains. T arrives to deal with
the Charlie Chaplin look-alike.. only to face an army of brainwashed
children from the Hitler Youth Centers. Mr.T can't hurt kids! What now?
MR.T VS MECHA-T - Newman from Sienfeld loses yet another chess game to
Stephen Hawking, and decides to seek revenge by destroying Hawking's
ally Mr.T with a robotic duplicate. Not even Tenacious D can fight
MR.T VS UNICRON - PART ONE - Thrown into outer space, Newman finds
himself stranded on Spice World.. with Megatron! The two evil
masterminds build a ship and escape the hell planet to attack the White
House with everything they've got. In the distance, an unseen evil
follows them.. and eats Smurf Planet enroute.
MR.T VS UNICRON - PART TWO - Defeated, Megatron and Newman are once
more banished to space.. only to be picked up by UNICRON, the rouge
planet that eats other worlds. Instead of munching them, Unicron
reworks Megatron into a more power, subservient from, then sends him
with a new army to lay a trap for Mr.T, the only think standing between
it and Earth.
MR.T VS UNICRON - PART THREE - Armed with the Autobot Matrix, Unicron
is prepared for the final attack on Earth. All Bases Are soon belong to
Him.. what can T weld together with a few paperclips and a danish?
THE HURRICANE ACTION SHOW - Adam West gets envious of T saving the
Earth more than he does, so he imprisons T in a forcefield. It's WWE
wrestler The Hurricane (MrTPug's secret identity?) to the rescue! End
with a picture of the flash author meeting Mr.T in real life.
SO CONCLUDES (..?) THE FLASH ADVENTURES OF MR.T
THUS BEGINS THE DOMAIN OF MARIO! - Blackfoot
(Hello all, just a few notes, then I have to get packed. I know I'm
very behind with all of these.. I would make excuses about UPS driver
training and redoing much of the yard for my folks, but mostly it's a
mental glitch on my part. When I get started, I tend to make good
progress, and keep telling myself I could easily finish a whole
Timeline ever week, but I almost have to light explosives under my
chair to get started. I think I've finally got the format for these
things down, so now I can spend all my experience points in doing them
I also want to thank everyone for all the weird links they've been
sending to the FPS list. Besides simply being cool to watch, I've
recorded a lot of ammo-quality things there, although since I have to
find -just the right time- to use a link it could be a while before
they show up. I scan the Newgrounds new entries about twice a day
(along with the All Time Best list, where I found Mr.T vs Unicron in
the first place) so I have that source covered, but any help with
wierd/cool/Shakespearean/parody/annoying/ links from other areas is
greatly appreciated :)
Other than when I get to log in during the live Sunday broadcast, I
don't usually see all of a show until I get around to the Timeline for
it, so if I say something very out of date chalk it up to a ferret's
limited memory capacity. I'll catch up one of these days. Thanks for
your patience, and being cool. - Rob/Blackfoot )