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SHOW #274 - NEW YEARS 2006
New Year's Show! Ronin and EagleBeagle as guests 0:05
I know what you did last New Year's Party... 0:15
More Christmas Gifts (?) ... 0:29
Groucho Liesl and Friends... 0:40
Ronin Otter stars in "My Fair Lady" ... 1:05
Canoi Ferret, Strawberry, Blueberry Hyperactive Madness. Mysterious Universal Translator. 1:32
Hobbess calls in for 2005 Jeopardy... 2:10
Personal favorites for 2005, what people got, want ... 2:25
ART JAMS - Pawpet New Year's Resolutions ... 3:19
WWE Reverend Rasvar vs Ronin Otter the Patriot - The Ultimate Sports-Fan Duel... 3:39
Last Minute Resolutions for the new year ... 3:52 End: Guide to Sword Markings
******* START! *********
0:00 - Opening parade of
0:02 - Stage. "Yappy New Year!" signs
0:03 - Mutt does a lot of dodododoing
Lili "I just got used to 2005!" Yappy
still puts 2005 on checks.
0:04 - Simba "I always write September
21st, 1978." Tod "Why?" "My birthday"
0:05 - Special Guests! Tod "Two!" "2!?"
"No, two.." "Who's the other special
guest?" Tod o_O "Ea-gle-Bea-gle." "He's
not special!" Lili "Yes he is!"
Mutt "He works here.. he's special, but
not special-guest special.."
Yappy "He's like staff."
Lili/Liesl "*Speaking* of almost staff,
shouldn't the website be updated?
secret Yappy codes.
Mutt yays! 1 sec later "Is it ready? Is
it done yet?"
0:06 - Mutt "We're gonna talk about our New
Years eve!" Lili starts laughing
Tod "We have *pictures*!"
Coffee belches vs The Real
0:07 - 2005 Jeopardy. Mutt "Like Alex
Travek.. the question would be A vege-
table you cannot eat. And the answer
would be.." Lili "Carrot?" "Who is
Lots of moans. Mutt "What!?"
0:08 - Combing 2005 for Jeopardy questions.
Wierd shadow thing stage left.
Ronin Otter is the special guest! People
celebrate by saying his favorite
team lost. Knows Patriots
0:09 - Tod "Are you gonna tell them they
SUCK this week?" "I could.. but
they'd kick my ass."
The proper way to pronounce Dolph-ins.
0:10 - Jeff Gordon is the other special
guest. People Jeff Gordon looks like.
0:11 - New Years parody! Herbie has Rare
Steak for the first time, freaked
out by dripping red water.
Poink! "Where's a tampax when you need
one!?" Lili "When you need one to
stuff it in your mouth!" Mutt "I was
craving it later.."
Mutt munchs leftover tampon from the
Christmas Show. People offer them to
Lili, who doesn't want them. "They'll
expand in your mouth, and.." dodges
0:12 - Jeff Gordon cam. Eaglebeagle cam.
0:13 - Kitchen cam. KP and Jess. And
crayons? People explain to Mutt why
tampons are designed like hottogs.
Shows one to the camera. Liesl "Why
are we having this
0:14 - Next challenge.. going without both
fart jokes, AND tampoon jokes.
Jess "Well at least they're including
girly things on the show!" Closeup
of Herbie stuffing a tampon into a
vixen puppet. Liesl ews!
Dangling hanging thread closeup.
"Herbie.." Herbie "It's stuck!"
It falls out. Poink "Happy New Year
folks!" Jess notes most of the channel
is male, and very freaked.
0:15 - Herbie notes people behind the stage
can't read the channel.
Lili "We can't talk about the party
last night without breaking the
rating.." Collars? "JR looks cute in
a collar!" "Damn straight baby!"
People try to change the subject. Mutt
tries to get Bandit to fetch a
0:16 - Mutt "I was totally good! I didn't
drive drunk :)"
Party at Disneyworld shuts down main
0:17 - <JeffGordonPose.gif>
<EagleBeagle.cam> Back and forth. Eagle o_o
Looks like guy in Nascar poster? Lili
thinks races just go around and
around, only interesting when someone
crashes. "Or when drivers get into
a fight." Poink "That's woosy! THey
both have cars, drive into each
<HelloKittyDoesTheNumaNumaThing.> Kitty dances with blunt
Poink thinks they're
0:20 - Moving the stage trashes the
computer cords? Technical Difficulties
0:21 - Mutt and Tod go computercord diving.
Lili and Poink dance.
Safety pins, clue, thumbtacks. The Pawpet
0:22 - Hobbes makes the ultimate Sacrifice:
Leaves the "relative safety" of
World of Warcraft (ROCKS!) to watch the
show. Poink "How geek of him." (o_o)
Poink "The computer is for porn, leave
your woosy (DruidInBearForm.gif)
little games at home!"
Yappy wonders if everyone's seen the
WoW-Avenge Q 'The Internet is For Porn'
thing? Oh yeahs. Poink "I've seen it."
Mutt "It's stupid!" Tod "Let's show it!"
WoW vs Second Life. Poink notes link was
in mailing list. Yappy "I delete my
emails daily." "Smart
Tod "How many do you get?" "Spam or
500 a day, that get through the spam
0:23 - Mutt asks Liesl's voop "What's your
name, voop?" She erks "My name is
LiliVoop.. for like the 15millioned
0:24 - Poink "As in LiliLiliCocopuffs!"
Mutt "Tell us about the party! And when you
were drunk and puking up :)" Lili
chuckles softly. Poink "Did she act like a
Mutt and Poink do the automatic yard
sprinkler thing at different frequencies.
"Che che che che.." "Bleg!" "Che che
che che.." "Bleg!" Lili "Ok.. do you want
to listen to what I
Blackmail time, what both Liesl and Simba
drank last somedayer.
Lili notes 3 cosmopolitans. *Mach*
Cosmopolitans, super. Shots of Southern
Comfort. Tod "Wow." Poink "Marry
0:25 - Lili scolds "You were still there at
that point! The was -before- the love-
fest on the couch :P" Poink oohs! Mutt
happens after I leave!" "No, you were
still there.." "I saw no boobies!"
Mutt "I missed the boobies!?" Tod "Yep.
You were busy talking to folks."
Mutt cries. "I was in the living room the
whole time!" Jess blinks "Is this
something I missed too?" Tod "Futon!"
Lili "You were in your bedroom then."
Mutt "That wasn't public boobies! That
was Ronin and Jess boobies!"
0:26 - Something about Raini and kitchens
and booze. People try to piece together
the events of the evening bases of
diverse fragments of memory.
JR arghs after learning Liesl had Souther
Comfort, right after she takes an
ice cream drink. Timer
0:27 - Jess "I had ten shots of SoCo
thorugh the night and I was *fine*"
Tod "Except your eyes were rolling in
the back of your head!"
Yappy "It's better when you yack early in
the night, because everything's
fresh? But if it ferments for a few
hours.." Jess "Liesl and I had lots of
sharing to do last night :)" Yappy "I
0:28 - Gropeage detected. "Ronin started it
with me.. so I had to pass it on to
Liesl.." Clue: New Years party
0:29 - While alcohol talk continues,
stagehand passes out large wrapped poles
to people? Poink "Oh, please tell me this
didn't come from Parabella.."
Pawpets mouth giant wrapped *things* "Are
these what Syook was going to send?"
Tod "Merry Christmas, from Blackfoot.."
Poink holds up a sword? "OH YEAH!"
(Two of the packages contain metal-looking
foam swords, the others have umbrellas
with cardboard hilts under the wrapping
paper so that they *look* like swords.)
(Just in case they got there in time for
the gift exchange, thought the bogus
swords would add a bit of color to what
people decides to pick next <g>)
Poink holds his up "By the power of
Greyhooters I have the power, yay! MORTAL
WOMBAT!" Starts fencing with Liesl before she can get the paper off, who
turns the package around for use as a
0:30 - By pure luck, Poink won the 1/4
chance and got the Dark Sword, while Tod
got the Light Sword! Herbie starts
opening his umbrella. Rasvar "It's bad luck
if you do that." "I can't open it, I've
already got bad luck."
Poink opens the umbrella and twirls it
around. Liesl "Where is Seal??"
0:31 - More gifts from viewers! Mutt "Thank
you from Blackfoot!" Tod "Blackfoot..
why does my sword say Yo Quiero Taco
Bell on it?"
(Oops, that must be the Dark Sword.. trade
with Poink) Poink "What about the love
scene we missed?" Umbrella and the Dark
Sword do a dance. Mutt "It's.. Swordy.
It's a new character on the show."
"Hoi.." "Hoi." "Hoi."
Yappy "Do you sing?" "Am I a singing
sword? ... nope."
Lili "The Singing Bush.." Poink "I'd like
to find that.." "What do you do, besides
kill people?" "Uuugh.. I poke peopel!"
Peforms dental work for Mutt, who opens
0:32 - Kitche cam, cookies from Shamus!
Poink "Are they Hashish?"
Naked Poink (stagehand) "I need to pee!"
Tod "You can't pee, you're not allowed!"
"*You're* like a
Kitchen cam: Simba hmms "They had a keg,
and it had Bud Lite in it, so I had
0:33 - Simba thinks back "Oh yeah, I had a
shot of Southern Comfort, and -then- a
beer.. first mistake :)"
"And then I had an Emrauder Sour.. and
then a beer.." Liesl andthenanotherbeers.
"And then a Whiskey Sour.." "And then
another beer?" "I woke up in the middle
of the night, sweating.. drunk, had to
pee.. bathroom.. was there on the floor"
0:34 - Simba talks to Mr. Porcelin. Liesl
"Ok, you had an aftershock, I got sick
right off the bat." "I got sick later, I
wasn't drunk, then I woke up drunk
and sick at the same time." Time
More Christmas gifts. Art Jam topic?
"Yacking Pawpets?" "Pawpets With Swords?"
"No.. that would be bad." New Years
Resolutions is agreed upon.
CAPTION PHOTO: KUNG FU GERBIL
0:36 - Wild Bill sends in movies! Herbie
gets Bail Out.
^-- Norwegen movie with David Hasselhoff
in it. In Norwegen.
KP gets Lust in the Dust. JR "Lust in the
Dust! Devine is a hooker."
Liesl gets Groucho Mark glasses. Simba
gets a Peace Sign nightlight.
Movie is actually Lust in the Dust II.
Crappy gets Silly Putty!
0:37 - Jess unawares boobie cam! Toy guns,
and a spatula!
0:38 - Spatula, plastic gun
0:39 - Slow Down For Pet Chickens sign.
"Pooch Power!" sign. JR chewing gum.
0:39:35 - Jeff Gordon eating a spatula.
0:39:54 - Simba munchs "Raisins are the
best part, I love raisins.. Ahhhh.."
0:40 - Yappy shows up in the goggles,
AHHHHS for the camera! "Science!"
0:40:09 - KP "Somebody screen capture this
0:40:47 - Liesl opens up the Groucho
0:40:58 - Then the Goggles too "I'm
Jeff wows "She's now Glasses and Goggles
0:41:18 - JR "Liesl, look right at the
0:41:28 - A part of Spatulas later, the
(Now I have a Screencapture utility..
People try to add more things "Ok, that's
0:42:02 - Jeff tries eating two microphones
0:43 - Herbie goes nuts with bubble wrap.
0:44 - Pixar logo with a lamp. Pixar stuff
from Herbie's friend.
0:45 - Herbie gets $5 in cash!
0:46 - Heribe pops bubblepaper while KP
groans in pleasure.
0:47 - Video: Ending credits from
Madagasgar. "Move It Move It"
0:49 - Grooving 3D animals, old lady with
Back to the stage. "For those just
joining, you just missed a screening of
0:50 - Tod MCs from the stage. JR blocks
the camera. "Oh, there's JR's gut.
Poink ate the Hannuka candles? Lili o_O
at him. "They came out like wax too!"
Lili sighs affectionately "That's
disgusting.." "Now I've got candles!" "..ew."
0:51 - Kage has pictures of the Adams Mark
hotel, being blasted? Old Anthrocon hotel
0:52 - Movie talk, Chronicles of Narnia,
King Kong. JR "King Kong, just to spoil it
for you, is about a big
Lots of folks have seen Narnia. Centaurs
and Satyrs = Cool
0:53 - Everyone but Herbie says Yay. Tod
"You can chastize him later." Herb's
0:54 - Picture of destruction of Adams Mark
Then the End. "What are they gonna put
there?" "A Target." Walmart of Borg?
0:55 - Hotel with the Legendary Elevators
of Not. Then the webpage crashes too.
0:57 - More about Narnia. Spoiler time! Tod
"Put your fingers in your ears if you
don't wanna hear!"
0:58 - Herbie's review. Jeff "And Aslan was
Kids in RL weren't shown the set
beforehand before going through the Wardrobe?
Blue Diva from Fifth Element was also a
surprise for the actors, trying to
capture real surprise.
0:59 - Tod wants to see the White Witch
1:00 - Spoilers over. King Kong. "King
LONG.. 5 hour movie." "3 1/2.." "Felt like 6"
Peter Jackson gives giant ape movie the
Lord of the Rings epic touch.
1:01 - Kong is cool, a bit old after being
in a lot of fights. Tod wishes there
was an intermission.
1:02 - Famous movies with intermissions.
Plays have assigned seats, people steal
your seats? "The Family Guy movie has an
Earlier movies had multipler
1:03 - Memoirs of the Geisha, Spielburg
film. "It is also long.. however it was
pretty good." Ronin Otter, on his back
"It's really comfy here, can we do all
interviews like this?" other note
1:04 - As Ronin talks about the movie as
people start feeding him things.
Geisha = "Art Person", not prostitues.
Every movement is controlled.
1:05 - Ronin finds it increasingly
difficult to talk as his mouth gets more
full of beef jerky. Tod asks him to quote
lines from My Fair Lady.
"On blackest moss.. the flower pots, were
thickly crusted, one and all."
Ronin mmphs! Stores tootsie rolls in his
cheek, does it! Herbie "Excellent.. now
pull out your wad of Tootsie Rolls."
".. that would be horrendously disgusting"
1:06 - People give Ronin the goggles to
spit into? "Swallow it!"
People get him a bib. "Noowww I louk like
I'm at the denstiskt.." "Rinse and spit!
1:07 - People clap! "He laid a two-toner!"
"And back they go!" Tod "(polite) It
really does look like you're eating a
People start singing the Pink Flamingos
song. Ronin escapes, nausious.
Brokeback Mountain, gay cowboy
1:08 - Canoi (name?) hyperferret with
Grocho Goggles. Ezra "Hey Canoi!" "DOO!!"
SuperMicromachineSpeech! Poink thinks of
John Wayne and James Stuart, in the movie
1:09 - Ezra "Canoi, did you see this
movie?" Headshakes "Did you star in it?"
Canoi gets very embarrassed. "You did!"
Standin? Poink "He was a stunt penis."
".... dooooagugh..>:( "
The risk of running into coworker while
seeing the movie. Nobody seems to have
1:10 - Jess is ticked. "You can show
full-frontal nudity for a woman, and still be
rated R, but you cannot show full-frontal
nudity for a man."
Surprise video clip! Beavers "Are you
ready for something different?" "AND HOW.."
Girls with tops and no bottoms, bad video
adding. Kids "I'll have the clam
strips!" -- "More funny videos at
1:11 - Ezra and Canoi are freaked. So is
everyone else. Poink "Everybody take a
moment and wipe off your
Herbie "In Realplayer, that looked
totally in focus." Ezra "I.. fell..DIRTY!"
Yappy "That didn't break out rating,
because that was on TV!" "That was on *CABLE
"No, over the air TV!"
1:12 - Porky's II had a penis in it, but
not erect, still R. Guy from Hollowman
also. Yappy "You can't really tell the
difference on a woman if she's excited
or not.." Jess "SHE can
Mutt remembers Gone With the Wing
"Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn." The
work 'Damn' caused tons of
1:13 - Ezra notes kids today can't sit at
the gate and watch the airplanes take
off and land, need a ticket to get in
the terminal now.
1:14 - Airport security. "Buy a video!"
Poink "Hurry up before all the airlines
1:15 - Delta airlines, and why they need to
go. Steward on Southwest Flight tells
passengers to look out and wave to a
Delta plan "We want them to see what a full
airplane looks like." Ezra cracks up.
(Only Southwest and Jet Blue seem to be
1:16 - Southwest is cheaper, and Ronin
recalls his father being a pilot for Delta
for decades, while everyone in company
takes 30% paycut and layoffs, the top 15
Delta Executives took a $2million raise
apiece. Bob Eisner. People nod.
1:17 - Jess reads the rollcall.
1:18:10 - Extreme Simba closeup. Very
1:18:13 - He notices it.
Simba starts mimicing Jess as she talks
and reads the channel names. Canoi looks
over his shoulder. People mess with him
with the toy microphone, trying to get
him to do the Numa Numa thing with odd
1:20 - Jess "And that's it! You guys are
1:21 - Video - "Kidnap The Santa Claus!"
from Nightmare Before Christmas.
Technical Difficulties. KP warns people
not to go in the living room "You'll get
1:22 - Tonight's Art Jam: Pawpet
Sandy Claws - Take 2. Still choppy
1:23 - Herbie gives Bandit a wooden board
with doorsprings attached to it? "I took
four doorsprings and screwed them onto a
piece of wood."
Bandit loves his toy, as well as
destroying it. "There are only two springs left"
Bandit gabs on the wood? Why is it things
kids love aren't good for them?
1:25 - Video: The Smurfs from Saturday
Night Live! Smurfs at war.
1:27 - Smurfette "I want you to smurf me
all over my smurfs!!"
"Due to pending legal action, Smurfs may
be called Blurfs."
1:28 - Mutt weirds as his bad luck
1:29 - Kidnap Mr. Santa Claus Take #3...
crashes again! .wmv sucks
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws Take #4.. crashing
again.. and again.. and again..
Yappy "Only 5 meg in file size, I
wonder if it's right."
1:30 - Strayberry and Blueberry!
Canoi ferret speedtalks to Strayberry
"Can someone translate for me please?"
Ezra translates. "He's glad to be in
Orlando and seeing his friends.." GARBLED
"..he wonders why you didn't bring him
any twinkies" (Ronin Otter behind ferret?
"He says he doesn't wany any more
1:31 - Canoi garbles. Ezra "he wants to
know why your shoe size is 11 1/2."
1:32 - Ezra "He wants to know if you'll
support Republicans or Democrates in the
primary." Strawberry "We don't talk
about politcs on the show!"
Syncronized EEEPING between Canoi,
Strawberry and Blueberry. Stray "And he talks
fast likedo, andhecanyaylikewe do. He's
awesome! YAY!" "YAY!" "YAY!" "YAYYAYAYA!
1:33 - Canoi makes the moves on Strawberry.
1:34 - Blueberry "And it's an all-girl show
again. YAY!!" Canoi is back "BAAAA!"
Canoi talks in Spanish. Is sad when
people can't understand him. Strawberry "Isn't
it greate to have a forward boyfriend?
Canoi does the Mexican dance thing.
1:35 - "excuse me.." Canoi BOOPS by
Blueberry "EEEK! You better not eat my bird!"
Arthur arrives, calms watching the
hyperactive freaking people. "POUNCE!" people
dodge, cheep at him in rhythm. Arthur
1:36 - Canoi argahkasd at Arthur "Anyone
know what he's saying?" "Wehadatranslator
earlier, buthebroke." People us the
Star Trek computer. "It-is-good-to-see-you
1:37 - "Diplomacy-is-cool." Arthur "Not on
"I-enjoy-twinkies." Strawberry "THereGoes
^-- The Living In Oblivion collecton, 5 CDs in
all. Sidewalk Talk and also sorts of famous and/or CRAZY 80's
1:38 - <SidewalkTalk.mp3>
1:41 - Jellybean, with Madonna in it, song
"The-carrot-is-a-vegetable." Birds ooooh
at Carrot. Carrot "Eatworms!"
1:42 - Carrot, Peckers, and Carrot all go
at once. "Be-sure-to-remember-that-carrots
-will-give-you-gas." Yappy "They'll also
keep you regular." "..Regular-gas."
So hyper it attracts Javafrog! "AHH! I'm
not into this NOISE!!"
"That-is-correct-he-is-a-frog." Java "yAY! nOBODY nKOWNS mE
bETTER tHAN aNYONE!"
1:44 - Nonsanity's Vibrating Caption
1:45 - Blueberry is broken? Strawberry
"You'd beter fix her."
Canoi kisses Blueberry, resurrecting her
with a AHHHHH!
1:46 - Canoi uses the Ferret neckpinch?
Aubry surprises Canoi "What, the heck is
wwwrong with you?"
buster.. touch the pecker one more
twyme.. and yow'll gonna pay for
1:47 - Aubry plays the tough guy. Canoi
"Ai'm gonna huwrt you.. and yow'ere gonna
Strawberry pops up "ThanksAudry." "I, don't
like, anybody, who, touches, my
1:48 - Audry plans to use chock collars in
a whip? Strawberry "SoundsKindaKinkyCan
1:49 - Attack of the Surprise computer!
Jess "I'm gonna download this show at work,
and watch it over and over and over
Java "Hey!" Audry "Hello Jawva. Whawts
wrong with youw?" Canoi hides from Audry
1:50 - "Jawva, are you sticky?" Java
"...No!" Strawberry "O-M-F-G!" Java "omFGah!"
Audry strikes a deal, Canoi can touch the
pink pecket, not the blue one.
"Can-I-Touch-You?" Aubry nopes.
Strawberry isn't sure wether to attack Canoi or
the Universal Translator.
1:52 - Strawberry freaks out Canoi "The
vaccum cleaning is coming for YOU carpet
shark!" Canoi wewelrkej and leaves!
Audry to Strawberry "I wuv you."
1:53 - Vaccum in the other room? Bandit
1:54 - Canoi returns iwth an AXE? Lili is
up now though "Who is that for?" "Where-Is
Strawberry is getting nervous. Ponders turning
off The Universal Translator.
button. Lili pushes. Silence "I got rid
of him." Strawberry "YAY!"
1:56 - Canoi returns! Lili "Hi Poink."
Canoi chitters. Strawberry likes him better
1:57 - Lili hmms "How many of the cast are
performing with a hangover?" Straw "I've
had ten shots of Soko and I don't have a
hangover yet!" Lili "It's kinda worn
Crappy "Mine's still here o_O" Lili
1:58 - Comparing hangovers. Meds and
alcohol don't mix. Lili/Liesl says that's the
first time she's ever been that drunk.
"But I did it with you guys." Canoi snugs
1:59 - Strawberry "Brushing your teeth to
get ride of the alchohol mouth. That's
always nasty." Crappy "(innocent) After I puked I used
(Isn't there alcohol -in- Scope?)
"Garbage in Garbage out!"
Lili "I get very.. effectionate when I'm
that drunk." Strawberry giggles. Canoi
moves in "I'm not drunk now,
2:00 - People talk about eggnog. Strawberry
admits not having eggnog, says something
('but I was leaving it for you'?) to
Crappy. Crappy "That's because you suck!"
Strawberry "I was in Boston, that doesn't
suck!" "It -Does- suck!"
2:01 - Canoi "BostonRocksor!BTownWOOO!"
Orlando vs Boston. Urban combat.
2:02 - Comparing Mass Transportation
systems? Canoi "Chowda!"
Lili "It's getting really warm in here."
Yappy has the air on. "I'll have to take
my clothes off in a miniute." Canoi and
Strawberry EEP WOO!
Strawberry "So what's a voop without
clothe look like.. oh wait.. you dont' have
any clothes." Commands Canoi to step
away from the fox, then gets spooked
by Crappy "Bark!"
2:03 - Crappy tosses Canoi over his head
wooo! Canoi eeeehs.
2:04 - Looking for callins for 2005
Jeopardy, lots of folks want to call.
2:04:44 - Crappy's smelly feet
2:05 - Lili thanks Colley for the
Herbie mentions 2005's funniest icon
2:06 - Livejournal = Blogs but was before
Blogs. Bloggy before it was cool.
Lili likes hunting for Livejournal
Crappy likes Manete bumping head against
the tank wall?
2:07 - 80's songs on 45. Lili "What's a
45?" Herbie "Something before you were born"
2:08 - <More80'sMusic.mp3> Pawpet
Livejournal Icons challenge next week.
2:10 - Hobbes calls in, audio waves. Online
for New Years eve, not inebriated.
Hobbes "We were doing a five-time-zone
thing in Second Life, I was DJing."
2:11 - Tech talk, Herbie thinks he's
2:12 - Herbie hates having to multiclick
things with lag on a Mac.
Hobbes' New Year Resolutions. "Well, more
or less get out and exercise a hell of
a lot more, organize, get my life
together, things like that you know." "That's
cool." "Get a grasp on everything, stop
coasting, I'm 35, it's time to do
something with my life."
(I'm 32, hear you.) Mutt "What was one of
the more momorable experiences you had
during 2005?" Hobbes recalls Further
Confusion first time last year, had a blast.
Birth of Nephew and Niece, kids in the
2:13 - Mutt "What would you not repeat?"
Hobbes pulls out of carport, slams the
front fender of his car. Crappy "I did
that 2 or 3 times in my garage this year!"
Something to do over again? Thinks of
the Con, but can't get there this year.
2:15 - Questions from KP: #1 - "The Good
News of this Pop Music star is that he's
Not Guilty. The bad news for Children
everywhere is that he's going to Disneyland
Hobbes "What is Michael Freakazoid
Jackson." "Yay!" "I prefer 'what'"
2 - This South Park Gueststar is no
longer doing Satan, but is now on Trial
Hobbes o_O "What is Michael Jackson?" Who
dates Satan. "What is Saddam Hussein!"
2:16 - 3 - "This one-hit wonder from the
80's blew through and left her mark on
New Orleans." "What is Katrina?"
4 - "Once again MIcrosoft creates Havoc
in 1,000's of Broken Hearted Children by
not making enough of this toy." "What
is the XBox." Yappy "He didn't say 360!"
5 - "This 2005 blockbuster wasn't quite
as good as the book, and was much darker
than it's predecessor." Harry Potter.
Hobbes "I'm sorry Jess, forgive me!"
2:18 - Crappy's smelly feet. 6 - "This
Disney released film about a bird that
sucked it's own eggs." Hobbes things...
"I didn't know they put a film out this
year!" Chooses Chicken Little. *ding*
"That was *DISNEY?* Oh dear God."
2:19 - 7 - "This new Pawpet cast member got
back from Germany, and had WAY too much
to drink last night!" "Who is Liesl?"
Liesl oks.. "Should I be offended that I
have a reputation for having too much
to drink?" Hobbes "Actually you
controll yourself very well, if you'd had TOO
much to drink you wouldn't have been
here today!" "Very true." "Being here today
proved you -can- go to Germany, have
too much to drink, and you still kick butt"
Liesl aws! "Thank you :)" Mutt "Ah
Hobbes, sweet talkin!"
2:20 - Magic 8-ball "Will this year be the
year I finally make it big?"
Big in what? "Um... anything!" Mutt "Big
in anything.. in porn!"
Shakeshake "And the answer.. is....... It
Is Decidedly So!" "Wooho!" "You are
going to make it big as a porn
2:21 - Hobbes thinks it's great, unless
it's a tape he didn't know people had.
Words of Wisdom - From a song "I would
rather have a bottle in front of me, than
a frontal lobotamy!" Yays!
VIDEO: Beaver in Canada. People chase
beaver, literally. Molson Canadian beer
commercial "What to drink when you're
2:22 - Mutt asks the channel for New Years
Resolutions. Mutt wants to exercise more,
recalls doing it two months, then being
hit by Curious George.
VIDEO - car stereo has rabbit and bear
2:23 - Snuffles the Kitten - Wants to go to
Liesl - I resolve to have more
Yurex - Stop playing the New York
Wolfy - To do more stuff
Keithbear - Move somewhere warm for next
Akeakami - To break all my
ScooterSkunk - Get a new car.
NoelWoofa - Get first kiss this year.
2:24 - Mutt arghs "They're all scrollling
up past me.. I'm gonna have to miss some
of them, sorry! Yappy went to a
Barz - To show me the monkey
Channel talks about the
KP asks Mutt what Christmas things
people did? Mutt "Good question! Yappy, go
to a video!" chuckling. KP "In other
words, he doesn't wanna answer :)"
2:25 - Mutt gets 25 lbs of Chocolate. He
o_O "I'm gonna have diabetis by the end
of the year if I eat this chocolate!"
boxes and boxes "And one large tshirt!
KP found eggnog flavored chocolate at
Ghiradeli. Mutt "How about you Liesl, what
did you get for Christmas that you
really liked? Yappy, go to a video.."
Liesl chuckles, hmms.. Ipod? Crystal
vase "I also got..." roomate framed a
bunch of pictures on her
2:26 - Mutt tries for email card, 830 cards
to send out. He o_O KP writes out 100+
cards, handwritten. Hand
2:27 - KP gets messages back "Thank you for
the cards!" Mutt "That's what Christmas
is really all about" contacting old
2:28 - EagleBeagle got chocolate for
Christmas, work done on car, new nitrogen
tires. Mutt "Can anyone back that
(Got some when I got new tires at Costco,
Nitrogen is supposed to be a larger
molecule, and has more resistance getting
out of the tire then regular air.)
2:29 - Mutt wants Nitrus Oxide tires, make
people happy. "Not that kind.."
2:30 - Crappy got a 125 piece toolset.
Changed liscense plates on car, he's got the
tools. "And a can of Poppycock!" Mutt
"What's Poppycock!? Oh, it's food!"
2:31 - People getting Poppycock comas.
Ronan gets books, wireless weather station,
Grandfather got him the same book this
year as last year. Clothes. "I got my
First Tie for Christmas!" Ezra
organizes a necktie raid for Ronan next xmas.
"You're goonna me me feel old!" Ties
with polkadots Mutt "Klatu.. Barata..
2:32 - Jess got art supplies, getting back
into painting. Liesl got her a scarf
from Germany, gift certificates, Ronan
2:33 - Mutt "You brought your present with
you!" looks over "What did you get
Poink?" Poink "What did I get who?" War
of the World DVD, Aerosmith CD 'Dude
looks like a schmuck (?). "I got a
17-inch dildo.." "What?" ".. a 14-inch
dildo for when I.. can't take the 17
inch.. and a two-inch when I feel like
just a little prick." he walks off
2:34 - 7 different kinds of KP hot sauces?
Talk of other places, lots of people
miss Trendane, Ne'er moose
2:35 - Clucky chicken? Some want to go,
others don't. "We can do the 911 challenge!"
Poink "YOU can do the 911
Crappy goes to Consumer Eletronics show,
costs $800 to get in?
Mutt notes real cons take lots of money
to get into "If the con costs 30-40 bucks
to get in, it's not a real con, it's
called a -joke-. The real cons are like
$800 to get in.." KP does damage
control "He doesn't mean that totally Kage!"
"Except for Kagecon! Kagecon
2:36 - Other cons, flea market cons?
2:37 - Mutt reads the channel "Yes Recheri,
you're absolutely right!" "What?"
"You'll have to read the channel
(Note to self: Keep channel logs) "What
else what else? Yappy! What's you get
for Christmas?" Yappy doesnt' move,
working on controls and stuff. Poink "Use
the mike or I swear I'll fart.." Yappy
2:38 - Theories abound. Poink "He must not
have gotten what he wanted for xmas.."
New Years resoluation? Favorite thing
this year? AC? Vegas? Ka show?
2:39 - Scene in Ka didn't work, so they
give everyone else free tickets for their
next show! $150 per ticket, they -want-
you to see it.
2:40 - Overhead battle like anime? KP liked
the crabs? Creatures appear from the
sand on the stage, then disappear into
Zoomanity, Oooh, other shows. Avenue
2:41 - Yappy's regret for 2005 - Getting
hit by a car. "Did you ever hear back from
that guy? No? He literally ran." Called
KP "I just wanna make sure he's ok.."
Yappy would like money
Ronin's New Years resolution "Never to
eat Tootsie Rolls.. again."
2:42 - KP "Now you get to eat Tootsie rolls
while watching Pink Flamingos!" Poink
notes they have a new Divine movie now,
Lust in the Dust.
Things the Channel would like to do over
again. ".. Yappy play a video.."
Oaks - 1024x768, monitor.
Liesl - "That's for me to know, and you to
never find out :)"
2:43 - One things to do all over
Jess would like to sit down and talk
with Ronin at Herbie's place after Megaplex
again. Mutt "That's cool! You could do that right now!" "That's how we ended
getting together." "Really?? Aw! Love
2:44 - Multi-smoopies. Shamus- Have
birthday over again.
KP isn't sure of his favorite highlight.
Recherei wants to move in to a house
across the street from Yappy! Yappy "He
just got a certificate of occupancy,
it's ready to go."
WildBill- Air Astros to World Series "And
win this time."
DocAbsinthy - Steal everything not nailed
down before he left his last job.
Liesl - Repeat the entire month of October
:) Poink looks up "Why." "Just because :)
"Why.." Mutt "Yurex wasnt to go to AC
2:45 - "Why?" Liesl "Ok! I want to repeat
October because it was my birthday.."
Poink "Yay!" "And it was Halloween.."
"Yay.." "And I met a ton of people."
"Yay." "And.. it was just a great month
:)" "You're forgetting a part.."
Pause. Mutt "Got some!" "Yeah." Liesl
"What??" "The Weasel." "Oh! That too :)
I'm sorry." "No! I mean me and you,
and the park and the wine and the nudity
and.." Liesl tisks "I forgot about
that.." "Thanks.." "Oh.. I definitely
want to repeat October
Poink goes for a cold shower. Crappy
2:46 - Mutt invites Yurex to go to Cedar
Poink with folks in May, Toraneko is
flying out too. 2nd week in May. KP "We
need to plan it so we actually have a
full week." Kids in school. Storms
shut down some rides, Hobbes wants to go
too "Pawpet con! Oh wait, already
happened, called Megaplex."
2:47 - Big event? Folks just want to go on
New character: Doctor Evil? No fursuits
at Cedar Point, park owns own characters.
2:48 - VIDEO - Two commercial jets get in a
drag race? Stay on the ground like
cars. Spin out, slamming into things.
Xbox commercial. Attendent "The plan is
now ready to board." gear
2:50 - Yays! Mutt "The best thing about
Xbox commercials is that they make me not
want to buy an Xbox, they make me want
to go out and get a life!"
Mutt likes the water balloon fight
commerical "I actually want to go out and
have a water balloon
Crappy "I like the one where people go
out and uses their fingers as guns!"
2:51 - Canoi wants a waterballoon
Bodies show? Dead bodies doing everyday
things? Mummified human corpses, you
see the muscles. "The Body: The
Exhibit." Annoymous corpses.
2:53 - Ronin "That sounds impressively
creepy." Negitiating when to go there.
Ronin doesn't live in the area "Someone
get Bandit to eat my return flight ticket
2:54 - OZ: The Pawpet. "Where's Bob?" NO:
2:55 - Resolutions: Working out
2:56 - Mutt meets Cousin It/Howard Stern.
Moves to Satelite Radio.
Mutt "What's his show going to be like,
when he moves to non-FCC censored
radio?" stream of rude words? KP "Do
you remember what happened to Ren and
Stimpy when they went to Spike TV?"
Sometimes limits are good, shock value only
goes so far.
2:58 - Howard's "Unclean Beaver" CD was
Ronin has crazy wig on. Blows hair out of
2:59 - Funniest Icons: Will Farrel SNL
Cowbell guy skit. Animated.
Olypic stick figure anime. GUy tries to
get through closed door, huge hammers,
then tries the knob. Stick figure tries
to open door. "Jesus saves! The rest of
you take full damage." D&D
3:03 - Gay Spiderman icon.
3:04 - Back to Howard Jeff Gordon. "Nobody
tell me what this wig was used for."
Mutt has a favorite icon, but nobody else
knows where it is? KP notes he goes to
the bad places on the internet that get
3:05 - Mutt thanks the annoymous person who
emailed him with a link for free porn.
Repeatedly over and over.
Passed-out guy video, still drunk when
they open his eyes? Mutt "This was Liesl
3:06 - Kiddnapped the Sandy Claus still
isn't working :/ Mutt "That's been on Yappys
monitor half the night, still can't get
it to work."
3:07 - Proposal - Animaniacs out on DVD.
It's coming? Licenses being released from
3:08 - Spielburg sold to both Cartoon
Network and Nickelodion. Too many new shows
on both pushed back the
Ronin "Cartoon Networks new shows really
suck, I'm sorry."
Foster's Home for Imaginary friends is
good, Futurama, Family Guy, remakes of
Transformers and He-man..
3:09 - Mutt "We love Loonatics! Loonatics
is awesome.." Poink ".. we do?" Mutt
shhhhss. Good art ... .... Mutt "The
stories? Maybe the voicers should write
3:10 - Once again:
KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWS! Take 20.
.. and once again.. kerblewie. Technical
Difficulties. Yappy "The keyframes were
mixed up." Pinicle Studio, low budget,
Yappy cuts the audio on and off to
form a realistic
3:12 - Strategic audio cuts right when
someone tries to say a URL. Mutt goes into
a 20-second silent URL.
3:13 - People look for an otter
VIDEO - "Kero presents - Stand Up.
Featuring a Wacky Waving inflatable-arm
Tube Man!" Editting footage makes
neon-colored wacky waving guys dance to
3:14 - Bandit brings Herbie a Tootsie Roll.
A homemade Tootsieroll. "My guess is it
was a Kilingon.." describes the pooper
with artistic attention to detail. Ick.
3:15 - Poink "That's gross." Audio clip:
"And I'm Liesl!" people laugh! Stewie
Griffin clip? Poink "Show the picture I
Liesl "I'm gonna take that.. and I'm
gonna use it for startup."
3:16 - Liesl is scared of picture. Poink
"It's not what you think.."
Group party photo! Everyone leaning on
Poink "I will point out that Rasvar takes
up 1/3 of the left side of the screen..
Ronin "YOu're making fun of him while
he's not here :)" "Oh, I'd do it if he
was here anyways :)"
3:17 - Bandit's in the front. Mach's new
puppy bearpaw. KP's dog Magic. Tail of
Scritch. Yappy coverd in background by
3:18 - Heribe icks "Bandit, learn to wipe!"
Bandit looks at him? "It was in the
shape of a dorito.." "Please don't show
it.. I don't want to see it.." "It was
like someone stepped on a Tootsie
Liesl, passed out after the
3:20 - KniftwieldingJess and Ronin Otter in
Mutt's Love Connection!
Ronin is freaked out at image of him in a
Poink gets ready for bed after New Years
3:21 - Liesl "In bed with a screaming
Super high-speed Crappy
YAY! More peckers! More singing and
8 HOUR SHOWS! O_O O_O o_O O_o o_o
Audry with attitude!
Silly Putty University diploma for
Two Fat Ladies from BBC Two watch the
3:24 - Ezra "Liesl?" "Yes?" "Do you want
your Wienershitzel? With those Spatulas?"
Classic movies. Mutt falls asleep in
3:25 - Poink does synopsis of movie. Says
it will be better when Tim Burton remakes
3:26 - CAPTIONS: Kungfu
Celebrity deaths, Dunkin Donuts guy?
Brickstone guy who makes cream sour?
3:27 - Dunkin Donuts guy is in Batman
Returns? Vincent Shiveli.
3:28 - Just a few, most from 2 weeks ago.
"To the owner of a White Toyota.. you left your lights on." 2 weeks
3:29 - Anonymous person who sees show for
Shout Outs, plugs and Christmas
5th Night of Hanukuah, Christmas is 1st
night of Hanukuah? "Spatulas!"
3:30 - Exactly when are the 12 Days of
Christmas? Epiphany is Wiseman's voyage?
3:31 - Bringing back
3:32 - Ronin has in idea "Take old
cartoons, and MST3K them, I know you did that
with a Pokemon episode.."
(Doesn't need to be old cartoons..) Sound
checks on MST3K, movie vs set volume
Ezra's friend from work cracks up at the
Kage DingFriesAreDone thing
Ezra "Paul, if you're watching.. why are
you wasting another four hours!?"
Paul's little cousin loved the bit with
the tampoons. "Why is that dude playing
with Maxipads.." Mutt "Because I'm
WEIRD! You can't explain it.. it's a stupid
3:34 - Mutt "It's a bunch of.. guys who are
too old to be doing this stuff.. on
Sunday nights :P" Ezra "We're having fun.
That's what it's about."
Ronin "It's not that we don't have
anything better to do, it's that we choose
to do this." Mutt "I love you guys
Yappy cuts to a video -- QUEEN - FLASH
3:35 - Original Music video.
3:37 - Ezra remembers 1st Megaplace,
Pacerfox and JPop filk it.
3:38 - Memories with Pacerfox, keeping
touch. "I wanna goof Flash Gordon, I wanna
do it really bad.."
3:39 - Rasvar's here! Ezra "How did the
Ras goes into WWE annoucer mode "OOooh
they did well and I have a Prediction.."
"What?" "... Come Saturday... ...in the
mud-pitten Blizzard that will be the
Hell-hole called Bulet Stadium..."
"Yeah, Yeah?" "..... THERE WILL BE.... WITH
A *MINUTE* LEFT IN THE GAME... Mark
Estroud and John Henderson will CONVERGE!.."
"Mkay.." "..UPON THE BRUISED AND
BATTERED BODY.. of TOM BRADY!!"
(Why not take out all eight of them?)
Mutt YEAHS! Rasvar preaches "..ON A FAILED
FOURTH DOWN CONVERSION!!.." "Sing it
brother! Preach it!" ".. to PRESERVE!..
.. A *FOUR* *POINT* *JAGUAR* *VICTORY!*
and send the *Patriots* down IN FLAMES!!
3:40 - Rasvar talks trash with Ronin over
favorite teams. Ronin "You are DOOMED!
ASK the BUCANNEERS what happens when you
CHANNENGE US on our OWN TURF!" "That's
the BUCANNEERS! This is a team of
**POWER**.." people clap!
Ezra talks to the camera "Folks? This
has turned into Pounds Sports Words.."
Rasvar and Ronin go at it nonstop in the
background. Mutt "PLAY MORE LIVE!"
Poink "Guys.. you are taking the opinion
of someone who almost came home as a
Woman on Thursday.."
3:41 - Poink takes Rasvar in to have his
Wisdom Teeth pulled. "An hour and a half
later.. 'Dan, is it?' Yes. 'Your friend
will be finished, and we'll bring *her*
out soon..' I'm like, you just
finished yanking his molars, WHAT ELSE DID YOU
Clerical error. "He came in with a big
Poink "It gets better.. it gets better..
they explained to her "Well, yes, he
has boobs, but he's a
3:42 - Poink "But then they bring me to the
back to pick him up.. OWWW!" Poink's
story is interupted by a tipped hit with
a medicine ball. Ezra "Ow! You hit *ME*!
Poink peeks up from cover "..but they
come up this ramp, and I swear to you I'm
not embellishing this.. Nurse 'He's
right here.. no right here.. Jim? Do you
have your pants back on?..' He's
getting his TEETH PULLED!!"
Ronin repeatdly bangs his head. Poink
"WHY ARE YOUR PANTS OFF!?" Rasvar "She did
NOT say that!" "They DID!"
Ezra "You know what Rasvar.. for hitting
me in the head when I didn't do anything
to you.. THE JAGUARS ARE GONNA
Poink recalls Ras driving home, mouth
full of gause. Rasvar writes down "I forgot
to pick up food."
3:43 - Ezra "I have an idea for a wager..
between Rasvar and Ronin.." Mutt "One
dollar!" Looser has to wear the jersy
of the winning team! Ronin "I'll get one
Rasvar notes "The Houstin Texans..
clinched the Bush Bowl!" after the worst
record in the NFL.
Ezra looks at the camera "Denise! (aka
MommaGyng).. Rasvar's Girlfriend is also
a Texan's fan.. Denise he's doggin your
team!" Mutt "WoooOOW!" "Put him in the
3:44 - Rasvar "She's not online, she's not
watching this :P" "She's download!" Ronin
asks Ras's jersy size while Rasvar
cackles with evil zeal.
Jess notes -her- boyfriend just ripped
her favorite team here on Pawpet. Ronin
nodsnodsnods with otter zeal! Ezra
"Ronin.. since you don't live in Orlando..
you have to wear a Byron Leftwood jersy
3:45 - Ronin oks "Channel, right this down,
this is a wager.." (Got it)
Ronin "Rasvar.. will you hold yourself to
this?" Rasvar gives his work "I will!"
Ronin "What does the channel think of
this?" Mutt "The channel hates football!"
(Hey, I love the Portland Timbers soccer
team!) Channel predicts Jess will save
Ronin by getting him out of the
Ronin "THe Patriots are not toast.. but I
3:46 - Ronin "Where's Bradhound? Brandhound, give me some support!
Other folks and where they
3:47 - Kitchen cam, Rasvar opens his
Christmas present! Mutt "Yay! PLAYDOH!"
Ronin "He gets Playdoh and I get
Spatulas! The world is unjust!" Rasvar nails
Ronin with a thrown
3:48 - Mutt "Are you telling me the Jaguar
are making it to the Superbowl?" Playoffs
start next week. Another round starts!
There can be only one!
Jess "This is the battle of the SUCK
DIVISIONS, OK?" Rasvar "Hey! We were 12 and
4!" 12 wins, 4 losses.
3:50 - Mutt is into Flag Football. Ezra
whisper "Yappy HATES sports.." to the
camera. Yappy stays in hiding while Ras
and Ronin go at it. Ezra "(urgent)Yappy
is about to fart to stop this talking!
Yappy HATES this! There's a fart
building! He's gonna clear this
3:51 - Mutt snaps Ronin's attention back by
licking himself "MUTT!" "What? Are we
done?" Checks himself for Tootsieroll
nachos. Ezra "..oh boy, should we do the
3:52 - Mutt "Channel! Resolutions! What do
you wanna do!??"
Barr- Hugs Rapid T Rabbit. Ronin "Uh..
these are not resolutions."
WildBill - Learn Unix, maybe got to
Keni - Go to
Zorro - Becomes a Millionaire
GenaDoberman - May off Hospital
Gerome - Bachelor's Degree
KMPP - Say Hello this year. Ezra
NotPC - Blue Sexy Kitty Fursuit made.
Ephraim - Get A's
Plumpdragon - Do more art for my
Keni - Go to Cedar Fair
JadeRoo - I wanna get a good job and go get
some stuff on Furbid
Wolfe - Changes resolution for his
resolution "Ha Ha Ha"
Amberkitty - Fursuit
Hobbess - Improve himself.
(Blackfoot- Go back to writing short
stories, start work on a novel)
DocAbsinth - Get his own website
3:54 - Deepthought - Doing Geeky stuff to
his computer (See above)
MWPP - No long does
Shamus - Talk to Scream Guy? Ezra "Kill
2005! 2005 is DEAD!"
Scream Guy - "Who brought me back from the
land of the dead? Shamus? He's going down
"And stop this life thing.. get a big
ABomb going.. everyone's gonna be dead."
Yappy "You're building a big bong in your
living room?" "Yes!"
Ronin - Eat out less, dead by sushi. Or
3:56 - Ezra notes it's the first show in
2006! Death "You cannot stop fate! This
show will die in 1 1/2
Death "Will the Patriots die.. or the
Jaguars die?" Yappy votes for the Jaguars.
3:57 - <Goodnight!.mp3> Dead fights
with his own rebellious hand. Upside down head?
3:58 - Death thanks people for
CREDITS - Still hard to see on
(I still play the saved show on Realplayer.
I'm a pretend geek, I don't know how tech stuff works :P )
3:59 - Yappy arghs, has to update the
Copyright date now, darn 2006.
Quick guide to the Runes on the
Both of them are offical Live-Action Roleplay weapons from The Badger's
Den, and have a solid core surrounded by foam with a molded laytex skin designed
to look like metal. You can hit people all you want with the flat of the blade,
although you have to be carefull with point-attacks and thrusts, since the tip
is the most vulernable part of the weapon. But basically, you can repeatly bash
someone with them without worry.
I had two longswords in my closet, so after the bit about the Narnia swords
last week I thought up a lot of phrases what would be funny if uses as the
sacred runes on a blade, and incribed them on the blades with permanent marker.
I wrapped them up (although with two umbrellas modified to -look- like swords
under the wrapping, in case folks wanted to use them for White Elephant)
Since some of the 'engravings' are a bit obscure, here's a full list of
what the writing on the blades means:
-When Aslan eats his beets, Winter holds its breath. (Gas)
-By the power of White Castle, there shall be no more beans! (No more gas.
-Veni Vidi Vici Poinki (Julius Caesar - "I came, I saw, I conquered..
-Mierda Santa, Leones! - (Spanish - "Holy Crap, Lions!")
-Manna Manna - (Muppet Song)
-Killroy was here - (Famous album from STYX. It's the Good sword, so STYX
has to be listed somewhere)
-Fly with only on Oriental Airlines (The airline The Bride uses in Kill
Bill, taking her sword as a carryon)
-Bonbon Delicieux (French - "Delicious Candy" - Point of the sword)
-Tejon Tejon Tejon (Spanish - "Badger Badger Badger")
-Feliz Navidad! - (Spanish "Merry Christmas!" Sword Point)
-All I want is a proper cup of coffee. Now.
-Coolus Totalis (Totally Cool - Harry Potter lingo)
-Brains -> (Destination of point)
-Don't Ruin "The Magic"
-Hilt runes: "The Magic"
-Name: <BLANK, PICK ONE>
-Yo quiero Taco Bell (Taco Bell dog says "I love Taco Bell")
-E Poinkinus Unum (E Plurubus Unum = In God We Trust. You get the
-The Internet is for Porn (Avenue Q)
-Mya He Mya Ho Mya Ha Mya HaHa! (Numa Numa)
-Van Nyet Corova Machina (I believe this means Bart Simpson's famous
saying "Don't Have A Cow Man" in Russian. Tt was something our Student Exchange
group thought up with an imperfect grasp of the language, so it probably
translates to "Have no bovine, male child", but the phrase stuck in our
-Cognito ergo sum nachos ("Cognito Ergo Sum" is the famous phrase in Greek
philospohy "I think, therefore I am." The "sum Nachos" on the end is either a
misstatement, or means "I think, therefore I eat nachos")
(Famous KISS Album. It's the Evil Sword, so KISS had to be on this one)
-This end toward the enemy (Self explanitory)
(Inuyasha's big sword attack)
-Sony says: All you base are belong to us. (Sony makes a lot of audio
equipment. Forget it, bad pun)
-Go ahead, pull my finger! (Not advised)
-Kids, *THIS* is a pancreas! (Medeival weaponry applied as an aid to
modern anatomy studies)
-I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. (Code to activate The
Maurader's Map in Harry Potter)
(+5 to-hit seeking enchantment against Rasvar)
-Hilt Motto: "E Poinkinus Unum" (In Poink We Trust)
-Hilt Name: <BLANK, NEEDS A NAME>
One set of rules for one-on-one dueling is that if you hit an arm, you
can't use that arm, and if you hit a leg that person's foot becomes rooted to
the spot. Headshots aren't allowed, but a blow to the chest is an instant win,
as is any second hit to an already wounded limb.
Happy New Year! - Blackfoot