SHOW #420 - The Green Stuff Show
(Under contstruction, the first two hours are done, have a look)
compiled by Blackfoot Ferret
0:00 - Intro start for show 420, The Drug
Show!. "Bad Boys" music intro. Lots of Brian Reynolds art.
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window, and read while listening. Once through is fine.)
0:02 - Stage filled with Funonions and
other snack foods! Poink glances up, almost wary.
Poink "You know what this week is..
hello folks. Welcome to Episode *420* of
the Funday Pawpet
Mutt "The Brownies are regular
brownies, right? I just had two of them."
Yappy "You're in trouble!" "They
tasted ok.. they didn't make me gag.."
Poink notes you can't taste it if
you make them right. "It's like a good Long Island
Iced Tea!" Yappy "Did you sniff
them first?" Mutt "Yeah, they smell like brownies..
but they're in this house.. on
this show.. so I probably should have asked first"
Mutt "They *ARE* regular brownies,
right?" Poink "Too late now." "Nah, I would taste it."
Yappy notes they could be stealth
brownies. Mutt "You don't know how to make those
brownies.." Poink "You don't
know, he's had a week!"
Yappy "Ok, the white bowl.. is
hot.. the black bowl.. is tame." Mutt whats?
0:03 Mutt "Wait.. White bowl
is HOT?" "Yep." ".. DAMMIT! I had the WHITE BOWL!" Poink ohboys.
The Mysterious Rapidly-Depleting
White Bowl. Mutt thinks Yappy had some too.
Yappy "But the good news is, they
take about four hours to kick in!" Mutt "Great, just
when I have to drive home."
Mutt "No, not four hours, it takes
about 45 minutes, not that I would know.."
-0:45 Poink "Good Lord.." asks folks to
explain the magical number '420' for the audience.
Yappy shrugs "I don't know.." Mutt
"I heard it was the police call for.. when they have
something to do with..
Yappy thinks it's from the time
kids get out of school "By the time they get to a
congregation point, it's 4:20
in the afternoon."
0:04 Poink wows "So every day is going
to be a 4:20.."
Bob Marly's Redemption Song starts
playing. Poink "(to audience) So I guess tonight you're
going to find out more than you
ever wanted to know about Canabis!"
Poink lists possible things to
cover, recipies, what do do when you get pulled over.
Mutt "Nah, I'm sure our
audience knows a lot more about it than we do."
Yappy "They just went to Urban
One of the Gratefull Dead roadies
would light up at 4:20? Mutt "So there's lots of
theories, so we should go to
Wikifur.. oh not WIkifur." Laughter. Poink "Wikifur
0:05 Consulting the Great Wiki, knower
of things. Yappy recalls how people steal the '420'
plate off hotel doors
constantly. But not the one at Mertle Beach "We were good!"
0:06 Yappy reads the urban dictionary
listen, about how a group of pot-smoking 'wiseacres'
who called themselves the
Waldos.. Poink "Who wrote this, somebody's Grandma?".. who
would get together at the state
of Louis Paseur at 4:20, and set a term for a generaton.
Mutt thinks the channel should all
change their name to one of the 300+ chemicals in pot.
0:07 Yappy finishes "And that was by
Brandy, who says 'I know my shit'. People think Brandy owes
them three dollars in the Swear
Poink "Ok, since I am not as hip as
certain people.." Mutt "I have no hipness" "..what's the
common term for the stuff now?"
Pot, weed, everything in between. BOB? "As in talking to
BOB, Bob Marley.."
0:08 Mutt is sure it's a safe brownie
now. The channel nominates 'Talking on the Big Green Phone'
A new Generation learns to Go
Green. Green Magic 8-ball?
0:09 A new song starts. Poink "Is that
the Green Green Grass of home!?" Yappy "..No."
Ezra isn't there tonight, helping
out with Anthrocon. Rolling lots of joints "No, he's doing
paperwork.. I'm sure he'd
rather be doing anything but what he's doing tonight."
Poink "He's workin hard, and
hopefully all of that work is gonna pay off." Mutt "He -does-
work hard, everyone who works
on this event really works their butt off."
Guess Anthrocon attendance this
year? "3000?" Doing well inspite of off economy.
0:10 Theory, more people are
unemployeed, so more will go to fur cons, ghost or crash them.
Mutt "They'll just have 12
people per room instead of 10." Mutt "It wasn't that bad, we
Poink finally flips at the Bob
Marley music in the background. "How can Bob Marley have
so many Greatest Hits Albums!?"
Mutt "Cause he's AWESOME!" "He only did, what,8 albums!?"
Poink loves Bob Marley "But he's
like the Doors, the Doors only did 3 albums, like *18* greatest
0:11 'Hey Hey Goodbye' starts
playing. No, wait, it's "Marijana, Marijana, hey hey hey, get
Everyone starts singing along,
badly. Poink looks up "And today's show is brought to you by..
Funonions!" Mutt ".. but we're
going to try and balance it out.. and learn."
Questions from the audience "How
much can you smoke before you drop dead?" Yappy notes too much
of anything can be
Mutt goes diplomatic "What's the
-likelyhood- of dying from Marijuana, as opposed to.."
Yappy "Alcohol!" "..
0:12 Cheeseburgers vs Marijuana. Poink
"You know there was a woman about 6 or seven months ago, who
died from drinking water?" Mutt
"That's right, water's bad for you!"
Yappy "You want to find out how bad
hamburgers are?" go to video.
Interview with Doctor John, and his
motto "A taste worth dying for."
John "I run perhaps the only honest
restaurant in America, I say 'hey, this is bad for ya, and
it's gonna kill
0:14 Buildling the Quadrupal Bypass
Burger. All it needs are gun turrets.
Would you want YOUR buns coated in
No salad bar.. only a lard-covered
0:15 Guy says the fries are good for
you. Mutt "What? He said they didn't lie!"
Philosophy "We don't do.. Diet
Coke.. do don't do.. Light Beers.. we don't even provide
lettus on our
Colestoral for kids
Public recognition for folks who
can eat an entire Quadruple Bypass.
0:16 The interview, an old guy, orders a
Quadruple. The scantily clad Nurses cheer him on.
Guy gets to level 2, the Nurse
checks his vital signs.
Reporter contorts. Mutt "He's gonna
puke!" "I'm almost up to 6000 calories!"
Yappy "A $12
0:17 The 4th level. Even Yappy is
squicked. Reporter says goodbye to his kids. Nurse takes him away
in a wheelchair. Mutt "My gosh,
I love this resaurant!"
0:18 Mutt "I love this restaurant.. but
I'd never eat there!" People look for a website.
Mutt "They even have a WEBSITE?
Wow!" Consensus is that the Cheeseburger wins.
-0:30 Mutt thanks stagehand for finding
his minicomputer while Yappy throws out more weed synonyms.
Yappy "Stoner, blunt, blaze, Green,
Toke." Mutt "Reefer" "Bowl, hash, trees, THC, Baked, Split.."
Stagehand thinks of raiding the
junk food "..Skunk,Hemp,Nug,Kosh,Drug,Blazed,Noog.."
Mutt wows. Yappy
"...Pothead,Canabis,'69'?.." Poink "Why do I feel like Jay and Silent
0:19 "..Mouse, Stoners.." Mutt "69 is
already Taken!" "..Party, Mary Jane, -Hitler-, 420 and Drunk."
Mutt wows "Look at all these
snacks.." Poink calls dibs on the Funonions.
Mutt brought his Juggle Sticks,
part of Grateful Dead culture? "Is Gratefull Dead week or acid?"
Yappy "Weed." "That's right, we
went over this earlier.."
Mutt relays a Jerry Garcia joke
"What did one Deadhead say to the other Deadhead when they ran
out of pot?" Answer: "Man, this
0:20 Yappy makes a discovery "Man..
Urban Dictionary is just.. wrong!"
"Read their first definition
Dirty Sanchez has powerful
adversaries. Mutt keeps track of the Swear Jar totals. Poink "OH
Poink uses NOs! like morse code.
"It has something to do with smuding -something- on an upper
lip.." Mutt "Say it!" "NO!"
Yappy "While they sleep ^_^"
Mutt "Say it?" Poink peeks in
"Poo..." Mutt "You have to rub poopoo on your upper lip?"
Yappy "No, you rub it on
somebody -ELSE'S- upper lip while they sleep."
Mutt "What does that have to do
with smokin pot!?" Yappy "It doesn't! ^_^" Poink "He's had a few
and he's got ADP!"
Yappy giggles while Mutt ponders
the human condition "I would never have any desire.. rub my
poo*POO*, on someone's upper
lip if I was HIGH.. it's not going to Happen!"
0:21 Poink does another
double take "Here's something you'd never see except our -our show-,
channel someone just said to
all we just said.. 'That's actually called a Dirty Sanchez.."
Yappy giggles. Mutt "Is that what
that is?" Poink "I DON'T KNOW!!" "I always wondered what that
was.." Poink "I don't wanna
look it up!!"
Mutt "I was walking through Epcot
and saw a sticker on one of the signs that said 'Dirty
Sanchez.." takes it down
curiously. Manager nods "You wanna take that down.."
Yappy "A Hitler is also somebody
that needs a hug." Mutt "Aww! He's just misunderstood.."
Mutt wonders if people have seen
the 'Hitler Finds out About Epcot 15 Years Later' video?
Mutt thinks it's priceless. Yappy
heys "They say Hitler had a good side. He created the Autoban"
0:22 Also the Volkeswagon Bettle, laying
the basis for both Herbie and Bumblebee (Camero my @#$@)
Yappy points out stoners love the
Volkeswagon Van too.
Mutt plays up the Herbie and Herb
thing as folks talk about Flower Power.
Mutt "I gotta watch that movie
again." Poink "You smoke enough, and your car -will- talk."
Mutt looks at Herbie the Love bug
in a whole new light. Poink "Are you SURE you haven't had any?"
-0:26 "Just two brownies, no,
three.." Poink "That must be it."
0:23 Stoner philosphy scenes in movies.
Mutt "No, I'm not stoned, I'm just naturally stupid. There's
a difference!" Poink "That's
what pot does :P"
Channel wonders who's there? Poink
"Yes guys, it's just me, Yappy and Mutt tonight." Mutt "Yes,
unfortunately our friend Ezra
is very busy getting ready for the world' Largest Convention
EVAR!!" Poink "Overloaded,
working hard." Mutt explodes.
Yappy is still browsing Urban
Dictionary, marvels at how, like more traditional reference tomes,
Urban Dictionary will use every
word in an example sentense. Giggles more.
Poink oks.. "How did they use
'Hitler'..?" "You don't wanna know :)"
0:24 More freakage. Poink looks damaged.
Mutt sighs at his little plastic monitor "It makes me wish
my computer wasn't a
Yappy catches his breath "This is
so WRONG! :)" Mutt hellos to Simba in channel. Poink "We're
just gonna watch Yappy read
Urban Dictionary" Mutt "You know the camera's on, we could
share it with out audience!"
Poink "No,No,No.." Mutt "YES WE CAN!"
Mutt "If anyone is offended by
ANYTHING AT ALL, leave the channel now!"
Mutt "Ok, we're good,
Poink "People are gonna quit left
and right.." Mutt nopes "People are coming in!"
0:25 Yappy recovers, Mutt
hellos to the folks just joining.
Pawpet News? They have some, but
Yappy's ready to start a video. "If you smoke enough of the
Ganja, you start seeing stuff
VIDEO - HR PUFFIN STUFF AND LIVING
Musical number about Living Island,
featuring Hippy Trees.
0:26 "We hope, someday! The whole world
will live this way!"
Mole's big solo.
0:27 The owl hoots, and the house
0:28 Jamming with the Boyds (Avian band.
You have to be there)
The Kid's solo. Poink "Wasn't he as
Dancing dosedo with a dragon. Yappy
thinks they were puffing stuff.
Poink "I didn't know until to
day that he was a dragon." Mutt ohs? "I thought he was a
chesseburger!" has sort of the
Kermit/Mayor McCheese thing going on.
Everyone dances happily. Poink
notes the show scared the hell out of him as a kid. Mutt got
freaked out by the sneezing
house. "I havent' thought about that house.. since I was like 4."
Yappy "You like.. blocked it
out of your mind?" "Yeah, until just now, now I'm scared again."
0:29 Peace, love, and happiness. Mutt
"That house would EAT me!"
Someone notes they did a
The songs that people have on their
The house sneezes again, blowing
Yappy's giggling again. Poink "Wow,
you cannot watch that and tell me they weren't smoking
something.. was there a show
that Sid and Marty Croft did that DID NOT involve pot?"
0:30 Mutt "That kid ended up on that
island and all that crap started happening and I'm like.. this
place is Gay! Good grief!"
Poink "Ok, here's a question, what was the most Gay Sid and Marty
-0:18 Kroft show?" Mutt "THAT
Poink votes for Lidsville and the
talking hats. Mutt "Now if you had to choose between living in
Lidsville and Living Island,
which would you choose?" "Suicide?"
The Lost Saucer? Poink "Oh great,
strand me in space with Ruth Buzzy and Jim Neighboors."
Mutt notes he loved HR Puffinstuff
as a puppy. "Probably because I didn't know any better."
Poink "It had everything a kid
loves, bright colors, moving across the screen that made no
VIDEO: SPEEDY GONZALEZ IN
Sylvester is stalking a singing
mouse, who's using the 'Cocaracha (Cockroach)' melody.
"La Cocaracha.. La
Cockroach, The Cockroach'
Ya no puede caminar....
'He already cannot walk..'
Porque no falta, porque no
'Because I have, because he doesn't have..'
'Marijuana to smoke'
Oldschool, politically incorrect
cartoons. Freezeframe. Mutt "What? What What?"
0:31 Sylvester tossing a hand grenade
into the mouse hole and runs. Ends up getting fried anyway.
Poink "And somebody said those were
the actual words." Mutt "Go figure.."
Yappy "Go look in the 40s! They
didn't care. That was done about the time that Refer
Poink thanks JB in channel for
reminding him about 'The Buggaloos' "Thanks JB, I hate you now."
Yappy "What show?" "The
BUGGALOOS." Mutt "YEAH! The Buggaloos was gay.."
Poink is freaked out by Marta Ray.
"She's got a big smile.. I always thought she would gonna
bite me." Mutt "Like the
0:32 ARTJAM TOPIC "420!" Mutt "Or
Pawpets in jail."
Show has been in the works for a
long time, since, show #4?
Mutt "Ten years later.. we
finally did it. It's a... anticlimactic."
Poink "If this keeps going.. and we
do a show 840.." Yappy "NO!" Mutt "... YES!"
Poink "Although by then.. we'll
legally be able to have it for Glaucoma."
Mutt "You know, we could easily hit
1,000 show at this point." Yappy "(small voice) no..."
Mutt "We'll just take another.. 15
years.." Poink "We'll be in our walkers.."
0:33 What -IS- Geritol for, anyway?
Vitamins or bowls?
Regaee starts thumping, Mutt chills
out, starts romancing the snacks.
0:34 Music "Who's got, the Herb?" Mutt
studies some of the food, wondering which is for Bandit and
which are for
Stagehand starts throwing Hohos
everywhere. Poink "No Bandit, you can't have.. WAIT A MINUTE.."
Holds it up "It looks like a
More fast food tossing "You do that
with the Ding-dongs, not the Hohos!" Mutt "Don't touch my
Coffee break. Poink "Is show 666
going to be the Satanic show?"
0:35 As 60's music plays, we go on a
Civilization IV-style 3D odyssey through time..
2727 BC - China begins using
Marijuana as MEDICINE. Buddah is smiling.
500 AD - Cannabis reaches EUROPE by
way of India and Africa. Go go dotta map line.
1492 - Christopher Columbus brings
Cannabis Sativa to the New World.
1619 - Jamestown Colony Law: All
Settlers REQUIRED to grow Cannabis. (God bless the USA)
1797 - George Washington's PRIMARY
CROP at Mount Vernon is Cannabis (A *LOT*)
1876 - The Sultan of Turkey gives
the US Marijuana AS A GIFT (Meh)
1880 - Turkish Smoking Parlors open
up ALL OVER the Northeast (When was Steven King born again?)
1891 - Queen Victoria is PRESCRIBED
Marijuana to relieve menstrual cramps (Surprise? No.)
0:36 1908 - Henry Ford's first Model T
is made with HEMP plastic and runs on hemp ethanol
(actually, Hemp fiber rope is
some of the strongest there is, it's main use is industrial.)
1937 - Federal Law BANS Marijuana.
Flamethrowers everywhere. A very dark day.
1942 - The US Military uses
Marijuana AS TRUTH SERUM. (I thought that was LSD? Maybe later)
1965 - 1 MILLION Americans had
tried Marijuana. Lots of dazed hippies
1972 - 24 MILLION Dazed hippies
1980s - The Reagan Administration
begins its WAR ON DRUGS (Better late than never?)
1980s - EVERY 38 SECONDS Someone is
arrested for violating Canabis Law. Lots of eyes behind bars.
1996 - PROPOSITION 215 Passes in
California, Medical Marijuana is Legal. (The Queen thanks you)
NOW - Marijuana is America's #1
CASH CROP at $36 BILLION A YEAR. (No wonder Washingon's on money)
Brought to you by WEEDS (Anyone
mind if I write in the margins? I'm on a sugar high.)
SHOWTIME - (Cool,
The SHOWTIME show called Weeds?
Yappy likes, Poink's ok with it.
0:37 Poink "But you know what I just
remembered that we forgot? You know what else today is, right?"
Father's Day? And the longest day
of the year, the Solstice.
Music. Poink arghs, hates Windows
Vista "It starts playing something, and I can't figure out
what it's using to shut it
Poink annouces Mutt will be giving
away his world-famous Ramen recipie! Mutt coughs.
Yappy starts singing the Little
Houses Ticky Tacky song. Poink ohgods.
0:38 Yappy "...And the green ones, and
the blue ones, AND THE YELLOW ONES!, and they all look
Ticky-Tacky.." he starts
cackling. Poink "He just pulled all of that straight from memory!"
-0:10 Mutt "Ok, if you're gonna keep
singing like that, you need to put another dollar in the Swear
Jar.." Yappy hays! "Have you
ever heard that song?!" Poink "NO!" "I gotta find the original."
'Little Boxes' Theme from the show
Weeds. Channel things they're doing it wrong?
<BACKGROUND ? >
0:39 For grins, Yappy starts playing his
0:40 Mutt prepares some strong coffee
"EspRESSO." People keep calling Mutt.
0:41 Mutt wonders if the channel has any
questions that They Can Answer? "We can FIND the answer..
with a little help.. from our
Yappy startings singing the
Beattle's "I get high with a little help from my friends" song.
Yappy "Could it BEEEEEE anybody..."
Mutt "Redski asks.. 'are you guys high right now'?"
Mutt "*I* am not." Yappy "*I* shot
the SherIFFFFFF.." "That answers your questions for the rest."
Poink/JR notes he's not high
either. "I don't smoke the stuff." Yappy "NoNoNoNOOOOO I don't
smoke it no more.." Poink
curses Ringo Star.
Mutt, are you going to AC? "No, I
gotta work. I wish I could, I love that place.
Mutt recalls the year he went, was
0:42 Anthrocon takes over whole
neighboorhood in Philly, stores actually change their names.
"Fernandos is becoming
Masquarade. 2 and Kage doing
standup. Guy from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends as GOH.
Nonsanity Cat is doing a puppet
show too. Poink "Which I'll be assisting with along with a
few other people.. and I think
Ezra and Poink will be doing a short puppet show as well."
0:43 Mutt "This is too big to be a
convention.. it's a CITY!"
"The whole freaking town turns
into this thing! It's like three blocks wide.. every
restaurant they're putting
chalk drawings out in front.. special menus, special tshirts,
renaming the stores renaming
the restaurants staying up LATER.. the Nightclubs, the Bars,
EVERYTHING! It's like..
Poink "(modest) People love us :)"
Mutt "It's Amazing!"
Coming up with a new word for
Poink wants to see a "Home of AC"
Pitsburg billboard." Mutt "(shudders) What kind of IMAGE will
they use!?" "Who else? KAGE!"
"There you go!" "He'll be up there.. 'Come to my City!'"
0:44 Going with Anthrotown. The Little
Boxes song starts up "Then they'll be anthrostate..
Listening to the Ticky-Tacky song.
Poink decides he might try some pot at this rate.
Mutt ARGHS! Yappy "The show's
good!" "HOW is the show good!?"
0:45 Yappy "You've never seen it, how do
you know?" "What show is it?" "..it's called Weeds." "Oh that
is a good show."
Children go to the university, and
come out all the same. Mutt reads names from the box.
Mind destroying doom. Mutt "This
song's longer then OUR theme song.." Yappy notes they're both
two minutes long.
Mutt hellos to some channel
0:46 Mutt rewelcomes folks to show 420.
"The theme is 420.. therefore we have snacks."
Channel questions: What's the
square root of PI? ".... Whip Cream!'
Who's gonna eat all those snacks?
-0:02 Mutt "How many brownies have I had?
THREE! And they're normal brownies. They're not.. choke on
and puke brownies, throw up in
your mouth brownies... standing up in the back of a mid-van
while getting gasoline
The voice of experience. Poink "The
secret's in the spices."
The audience gets creative "How
much.. do you.. spend on pot.. in a typical year?.."
Poink "He has friends, so he
0:47 Yappy starts laughing. And
laughing. And laughing. Poink chuckles "You'd be better off asking
how much he spends at
Mutt hmms "How much does the
-average- person spend?" Poink "Is there such a thing?"
A disembodied English voice studies
a group of cats in the middel of a catnip patch.
"Even familiar animals indulge in
Horde of cats descend on the garden
"Cats from far and wide.. are
irresistably drawn to a seemingly insignificant plant.."
Poink "Is this like a catnip
Rubbing, sniffing, and chewing,
both the nip and each other.
Extreme closeup of the plant
getting slow, loving licks. Mutt "Dang.. Love That Plant.."
0:48 Meow. Some start fighting over it.
Poink "Gang war! Cap him!"
"It's auromatic oils make them
frisky and playfull.." Rrrrowl! SLAP! Mutt "That's not playfull..
that's angry. That's Angry
Foaming at the mouth. People ew!
"You can buy this at Walmart? Publix?"
Mr. X "As well as rolling around in
esctasy.. they chase imaginary mice."
Lots of rolling, mrrring, rolling
Rolling "This odd behavior is
triggered by chemicals resembling those in tomcat urine."
Mutt "... HUH?" "Courting
females writhe in this provocative way.."
0:49 Spaced cats. "But
strangely, catnip affects both sexes." Poink "...I don't find that
Serine music. Sleepytime. 3/4 of
cats have this sensitivity?
Screen starts to bend and stretch
Goings... really.. slow... Mutt
"Cameraman's on it now."
Matrix high. Letterhead "PECULIAR
-0:00 Mutt thinks he's a Matrix cat.
Poink "After a few puffs of
that stuff, yeah!"
Telephone! Solid Snake? Poink "And
who do we have here?"
KP "Hey Poink, how's it going?"
"Hey!" "Hey! Hey Kage!"
0:50 KP "... this is not Kage!" Mutt
"It's the next best thing." KP "A better-looking thing." "It's
Kage Jr!" KP "... NO! Don't
even say that!"
Poink wows "Does he have, like a
Mutt thinks the whole staff should
wear labcoats. KP "... you never know."
Yappy notes that's Megaplex's theme
next year. Mutt "Labcoats?" Yappy "Yes." Poink "NO!"
Next year is MAD
-Modern Stoneage Furries
Mutt "Huh?" Yappy "Geico caveman." Mutt "You're really running
out of ideas in other
words." Yappy makes muppet Beaker sounds.
0:51 -2010: "Anthropomorphic
Institute of Magic." Mutt neatos.
-2012: "A Midsummer Night's
Mutt "It should be the end of the
world!" KP "That's 2011... forgive me, my brain isn't working
right now." Poink "Well get
your hand out of your pants!" Pause. Mutt "Are you high?"
0:52 KP "Well if it isn't the contact
high, it's coming through the screen from you guys." Mutt bounces
around "That's right, cause of
Coffee, tea, Funonions and thee.
Have thy questions about AC?
People want schedule posted, KP
explains that changes are happening constantly, 160
individual events over 4 days,
17 programming spaces, Guests of Honor arriving at
0:53 Fursuit parade so long it might
actually form a Modius Strip inside the hotel, and never end.
Poink wonders if Yappy will be
leading the fursuit parade? KP "Yappy will be leading the parade as
as he wants to, he created that
back in 1997."
Poink looks to Yappy "You
bastard." Mutt "Awesome for you man! Yappy, inventor of the
0:54 3 GOH this year. Mutt starts
hurling wrapped food at random. Hits Yappy with a DingDong?
Yappy "You hit the computer."
KP thinks it sounds like a private thing. Yappy "You just
Poink is in awe "You just crashed
an APPLE.. with a ZINGER!" Mutt tries a few more tosses.
Yappy "And now he just took out
a camera.." KP wows. Yappy isn't worried, except that
if he can't find them, and
Bandit does, it might kill him.
Mutt fires again. Poink "There's
one by the monitor! I'll take that one.."
Yappy notes if Bandit gets it it's
on their conscience.. Mutt MUWHAHAHS! "DrrrrAAMMAA!!"
0:55 More about the quests. Underdog and
Trixi rabbit creator, used to be marketing representative,
asked to make a character and
did in one season.
Ben Valestrari, Dreamworks
character designer, worked on Foster's Home for Imaginary friends.
Has a panel on storyboarding at
0:56 Bob Boyle, Wild Wild Websie. Expert
and moving content between media, from animation to print.
Mutt is spaced out from treats,
0:57 KP notes due to the feed, he can
either talk, or listen to what's being said, but not both.
Poink oks "So you can't boner
hear anything boner that I say boner right?" "...... Cor-rect."
KP contines as weird bendy alien
Mutt is still spaced from brownie
overload. Poink "Ok, because the theme for Anthrocon this year
is 'Oh My God, Aliens!', we're
putting some weird flangire effects on your voice."
KP tries it out "That would be
greeeeat.." Yappy's just punching buttons. "That's what
0:58 AC in Pittsburg, rooms in two
facilities, Westin Hotel, panels at David Lawerence Convention
Center. One whole city block
0:59 Poink has an important message.
"I've got to stop you for a second, KP.." "Yes?"
Mutt wakes up "Swiper stop
swiping!" Poink "He raised up and gave me a Beefer!"
Yappy "And Bandit came over to
enjoy it :)" Mutt has a Q about people who don't pay?
How the con deals with freeloaders.
KP "The con really doesn't go out of its way to hastle
anyway, that's not -what we
do-. The problem is, a lot of people that -try- those kind of
activities do eventually want
to try and get -into- convention space."
1:00 3000 using the same elevators,
people with badges get priority. Hotel has asked people to
leave if they aren't registered
with the con, or the hotel.
1:01 Visiting friends is ok, just can't
crash con events.
KP notes convention only costs
about 50 bucks, and one of the charms of a con is getting
people together. "If you've
made the effort, to -rent a hotel room-, and -travel all the way
there-, why not go ahead and
help support the convention, so more of your friends will
1:02 Diplomacy works, sometimes. Mutt
"50 bucks...?" Poink explains "That's like 50 packs of Ramen."
Inflation, prices going up. KP
"Lots of conventions have that price.." Mutt "No, most of the
conventions I go to cost about
San Diego Comicon will put you
back. KP restates that $50 is pretty darn good.
1:03 Single Day Passes work too.
Fursuiters get special tags. Neat dodads, thank you gifts.
Mutt "That's $50 for the full
weekend, right?" KP nopes, you can get the fursuiter badges
with a single-day pass
1:04 KP notes people try to keep things
fun, as long as the supplies last.
Mutt makes the pitch for
AnthroTown. KP "We've suggested the City of Pittsburg rename itself
'ANTHROPOLIS', but I don't
think they're going to go for it."
<BACKGROUND (Short, can
Mutt wants an Anthropolis
Tshirt. Poink wants a Kageville one.
Special menus, local restaurants
prepare food for people on a budget.
1:05 Poink wonders if anyone will be
serving Ramen? Yappy suggests the Hajimart across the street.
Mutt "Yappy!" Poink "They won't
let us cook in our rooms!" Yappy notes the coffee brewer
works just fine. Mutt thinks
Yappy needs to put a buck into the Racist Jar.
Poink blinks "We have a Racist
Jar?" Yappy "What stores do you buy WEED at?" Mutt "Bodegas!"
Mutt recalls a bar renaming drinks
at EF (EuroFurrence?), and their legendary drink "The
SPOOGY SPECIAL." Someone
KP "... The *SPOOKY* Special..
I had a lot of those." Mutt shakes his head "SPO-GEE, with a
*G*, they had to go to the back
and make it, and came back out with the drink."
1:06 Yappy giggles. KP "......Didn't
have that one." his tasted like orange. Mutt "I had coffee."
Yappy reminds people the theme is
Weed today. The Weed Alert is active.
Signoff. Mutt "Thank you very much
KP, good luck on your hard, hard work I hope it pays off
I hope we have a.. I hope you
ALSO get a chance to enjoy it yourself." Poink "As a matter of
fact people, he's in channel
right now, why don't you all just private message him a big
'ole THANKS!" Mutt "Everyone
individually, give him a private message and expect a reply!"
KP braces for the coming inundation
"NO! My computer will crash!" People cheer!
Yappy "Everybody demand he
return your call, get all Emo-Plexy if he doesn't reply to you."
Mutt "And if you see him at the
convention, give him a good long half-hour HUG!" Poink agrees.
1:07 Yappy "Bow down to his feet and rub
That's what friends are for. Mutt
tells the Internet that KP's secret weakness is a footrub.
Mutt notes KP freaks when you
do that. Poink wants people to know he wasn't personally part
of that particular dogpile,
creating even more questions.
3,000 people giving you a footrub
at once. KP "My brain is melting even thinking about that.."
Mutt wants to hand out 'I Gave KP a
Footrub' stickers. Poink thinks two big guys should just
carry him around the con
circuit to facilitate this.
1:08 KP signs off. Yappy "You owe me a
Girl goes to get something out of
the refrigerator. "Hey Lindsay?"
She turns around, looking for the
source of the voice, seeing only her dog. She blinks.
The dog gazes back "I wish you
didn't smoke Weed."
Lindsey sort of freaks. Dog "You're
not the same when you smoke.. and I misse my friend."
Pause. Dog "I'll be outside." Don't
do drugs kids.
(Because I just linked THE WRONG
Girl goes to get something out fo
the fridge. "Hey Lindsay?"
Lindsay turns around, looking for
the source of the voice, seeing only her dog. She blinks.
The dog gazes back "I think I had
some of your weed.."
She keeps staring. The dog
continues "I feel really high... ayhe think you should call 911..
Lindsay is throughly creeped.
"Lindsiy seriouchly.. call 911.. I can't feel my legs.."
Lindsay is even more creeped. Dog
"I think I'm dead.. I think I'm dying.."
Above the Influence sign, with the
arrow pointing DOWN instead.
Check out all our
Giggling. Poink "We're just viral
today, aren't we?"
1:09 Mutt recalls stick figure of high
guy's girlfriend leaving him for a space Alien.
Alien comes down from the sky,
girlfriend takes off in the UFO. Mutt "I always thought the
funnies ending to that
commercial was.. 'Wow, this is good shit!'"
Poink "Ok, I'll take your buck
now." Swear Jar +$1.
(Note: Show version is in German,
link below is in English. I'll let you decide which makes more
Playground where kids get thrown
off tetter totter into space. Welcome to Sez-A-Me Street.
You've met Bert and Ernie? Well
picture them.. as Cyclopses. That's right, one big eye.
Cyclops Ernie spreads drugs on the
table and mixes them together, pondering (in German(?)) which
ones he should take today,
elimating each one in turn.
1:10 Cyclops Bert shows up, smoking a
joint. He's uncharictaristicly happy and laid back today!
Bert looks mad, Bert is taking his
Knock, on the door! IT'S THE
POLICE! They sound angry.
Ernie decides to try and hide the
drugs.. by feeding ALL OF THEM to Bert. Finally jabs the Heroin
needle directly into Bert's
head, then goes to answer the door.
Bert stops, wobbles a bit,
experiencing extreme system shock, then falls to the floor, very
Ernie returns, apparently it was a
wrong number. He looks around for Bert, sees Bert on the ground
and says something witty, then
does the KEEKEKEKEKEKEEE! Laugh thing. The End!
1:11 Another video: PAWEPET NEWS FLASH!
A serious mouse in a sweater with
conservative letterhead greets you behind the desk.
Mouse "Good evening. I am John D.
Mouser, for Pawpet News, bringing you Breaking News."
"The War On Drugs has reached a new
level as right now, agents of the DEA are approaching a
house in, ah.." checks his
notes "Poncy.. pouncy.. Poinky.. Poin-chee.... somewhere near
Icon of a house with a big metal X
on front appears. "The suspects inside are wanted for the
possession and distributation,
and are expected to be heavily armed and dangerous.
Intelligence reports indicate
that they might even be in possession of Gas Weapons."
"We now switch to Al Sheppard who
has joined the police forces and reports live from the
scene of the upcoming
Warp to Al Shepard, Folkmanis sheepdog with artist's floopy
Camera bounces toward the front
1:12 Al "So far there has been no sign
of hostility, but we prepared for the worst.."
Tiger policeman "We've got their
rears covered! I mean.. their rear entrance covered!"
DON'T MEAN A 5.1 EITHER! NOW
THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
Tiger "OH, AND BRING THAT POT YOU
GOT IN THERE TOO YOU @##$ DRUGGIES!"
Inside, the voice of Hugh "Oh for
the love of <BLEEPING> God! I told you we'd get busted!"
JR "Oh *stuff it*. (determined)
You are NOT taking ME alive!!" Hugh "He's not speaking for
Al hmms "There seems to be no
reaction to those nice words of persuasion. We will be back later
to bring you any new details as
the story unfolds."
Tiger "Just WAIT till they come
out.. heh heh hehhhh...."
The Stage is empty. Some of the
snacks have gone missing.
Mutt "Are we gonna go outside..?"
Yappy "Hell no, I'm not going outside!" Poink "I'M not going
Mutt pops up "It's HOT out!" People
agree. Yappy "As soon as we go out the door, there's
going to be a smoke cloud that
goes out the door." People agree.
1:13 Hugh takes over for Poink "I'm not
worried about it I'm endangered." Mutt "How long are they
gonna be out there?" Hugh
"Until the weed runs out."
Yappy "We gonna smoke it all before
they get in." Hugh "Hey, FUNONIONS!" he literally dives in.
Exploding bag of Funonions. Hugh
"I'm having a Ding-Dong! Not something I want to say out
loud.. I'm having a
Mutt keeps things moving "Ok, we
know the health -benefits- from smoking canabins, what are the
health -PROBLEMS-?" Yappy "When
you eatem in a brownie, it sure cleans you out."
Mutt "Does it really?" Yappy
nods. Poink "Also, it does cause spontanious bruises and welts..
when you try to stiff your
dealer with a bag of Oregano?"
1:14 Poink "It causes you to eat an
entire vat of cookie dough?" Mutt notes they don't really have
drugs, just some very rich
<BACKGROUND (but you can watch it too,
it's cute) >
People crunch Funonions in the
background. Mutt "Know what I hate? The sound of people eating."
Big Cookie-monster Grnoms. Yappy
grmmms "Actualy -smack- Der are a lot of people who eat, with
gheir mouth open.." Mutt "Yes,
Mutt tries using Positive Thinking,
starts mumbling to himself "I try to be good and not say
anything.. I try to ignore it..
I try so hard to ignore it..."
Poink notes that's why he doesn't
eat out much "CLOSE YOUR FREAKING MOUTH!"
Mutt "That's why I like having
noise, around me, like the TV on or music going.. I don't like
eaten in silence."
1:15 Survey to see who hates the sound
of people eaten, lots of folks chime in. Poink eats to the
Yappy "Here's why Pot's
(from Harold and Kumar Go To White
Two guys watch a TV, where an
anti-drug commercial is playing.
One guy tempts the other "Dude..
just wake one hit.. don't you wanna be cool?"
Couch guys giggle. Mark
guy ponders the joint, then takes a tug, and WOOHS!
He goes to get a shotgun. "Hey man,
what are you doing?"
Couch guys giggle. "I'm so HIGH!
Nothing can hurt me!!" Friend grins.
Guy puts the shotgun into his
mouth, and his friend realizes, too late, that he's serious
Screen goes black, *BOOM* is heard
as people chuckle.
Public Service Annoucements in
blood red letters "MARIJUANA KILLS." "I love that shit!"
More giggling, Wows.
Fun with drug propaganda videos.
Mutt "We do have Reefer Madness, right?" Yappy nopes.
(It's on Youtube, see ending
links) Mutt arghs! Yappy "You didn't send me that email
last night." "You ignore my
chats.." "You sent it while I was sleeping last night!"
1:16 Fun with getting hundreds of
messages a day. Mutt "Bummer.. we can't play YouTube videos.."
Hugh "It just takes him a while to
download them.." Mutt sighs "There's a lot of.. wonderful
Mutt "Shut off this show and go
Hugh "Well, but you know what
YouTube doesn't have?" Mutt "What?" ".. Funonions!"
Guy feeds his plant some bong
water, purring as if talking to a child. "You'll grow up to be
a big, strong crime plant, yes
Guy goes to bed.. but the plant
starts to grow, and grow.. and GROW...
Little Show of
1:17 As A Hiphop Christmas plays on the
TV, the plant starts taking over.
Wonderful Christmas filk songs play
as doom approaches.
Giant plant golem grabs him, the
guy screams like a litle girl!
Plant starts rolling him up like a
mummy, or a cocoon.
Rest of the house runs in "Oh My
Guy is wrapped up.. like a giant
toke. Music suddenly becomes groofy.
1:18 Guy "Oh shit! I smell something
burning.." it's his hair as the plant starts to smoke HIM.
Girl "Hang on Shorty!" Shorty
"Don't save me yet, I'm getting HIGH as a MFer!"
Plant draws in, then starts
couching. Shorty "Aw! You gotta take it like a Man!"
Housemates arrive with a plan.
White Guy "Hey You! We've got Funonions and Cheetohs!"
Plant monster turns, distracted,
and takes the bait as Shorty's friends get him out of the
giant bong. Plant crashes out
though the window.
Laughing. Yappy "In Soviet Russia,
Weed smokes YOU!"
Scary Movie 2, before Leslie
Neilson took them over. Poink "One and 2 were the Wans, 3 and 4
were the suckers." Mutt "2 was
1:19 Another Superhero movie. Mutt notes
Scary Movie 2 was original, not just a big parody.
Poink "Unfortunately.. they're
making another Naked Gun."
Leslie Nielson, the guy from
Bob calls a guy down who keeps
bidding 420 over and over.
1:24 The guy who keeps calling 420 would
have won if he didn't do 1420 to the guitar. Mutt "He was
-high-, so he screwed it
Mutt's words of wisdom "Don't do
drugs, just ACT like you're ON THEM!"
Guy from Fast Times at Ridgemont
VIDEO: RABBIT EATING
People say hello to
Mutt "Can you get high from the
leaves?" Yappy "Maybe if you eat the bunny afterwards.."
1:25 Mutt whynots "Let's teach our
audience to grow marijuana..
Rabbit keeps nomnomnoming. Poink
"Could you make a salad out of this stuff?" Yappy "Not out of
the leaves, no."
Buds of the plant, not the leaves,
have the good stuff in them. Yappy "Only on a female plant."
National Geographic, Counterculture
edition. Mutt "We should call up Trendaine, he knows more
about this than
Poink WOWS! "Way to sell him out
right on the air!" Mutt nonods "He's a plant grower! He's a
professional gardener.." Poink
"You had to make that clear :P" Mutt paws up on the stage
"Nonono.. he doesn't smoke it
actually, at all! But he does know a lot about it.."
Poink "What, is he running for
1:26 Mutt ums... goes back to the buds
and shooting pollen again. Plant sex ed.
Shooting pollen. Yappy starts
cackling again. Mutt "They DO! They -shoot their seed- into the
air and it lands on just like..
The birds and the bees, literally.
Poink "That is one F-ed up Bumblebee!"
1:27 VIDEO: CAT SINGING AFROMAN'S "BECAUSE I GOT
Animated video-edited cat sings the
song directly, lip syncing the lyrics.
Mutt "Is that all this is?" "Yep."
People kill it.
Mutt "I would like to see the
actual video though."
(Jay and Silent Bob thank
1:28 Hugh the Manetee fills in for
poink. Kevin Smith on High Times magazine, pro-Pot activist.
Hugh "This shows what kind of a
nerd I am. Look what I had in my DVD player?"
Stagehand holds up Kevin Smith
"Ever Harder Baby" concert CD.
Yappy finds the original
<BACKGROUND (tho you can watch it too,
tis cool) >
1:30 "I messed up my entire life..
because I got high" People rock.
"I lost my kids and wife!.. because
I got high" People keep rocking.
1:31 Mutt "Afroman with Kevin Smith..
and whatshisname?" Jason Mews
1:32 Kevin Smith watches Dora the
Explorer.. while high?
Mutt "Now I, Mutt, have smoked it
-one time-, while I was in Holland.. and we even have a VIDEO
of it actually.." Yappy "I
don't know where that video is." Mutt "You lost the video because
you were high." Yappy
"Probably, I got pictures.."
Mutt explains that in Holland, pot
is legal. Yappy notes that it isn't?
1:33 Mutt "It is available to purchase
without getting arrested.." Yappy nods.
Smoker's guide to Amsterdam? Yappy
wonders what he did with that big blunt. Mutt says he gave it
to his boss.
Mutt still wants to find the video.
Hugh "It's evidence!" Mutt arghs "It's LEGAL there!"
Not legal. "It's OK.. it's
1:34 Nothing illegal in Holland? Nothing
-enforced- rather. "Cops look around, 'Everybody happy?'"
Mutt notes streets are full of
international college students "Scared stiff! <whisper> Because
the first time they were
Holland, a good place to stop by
after visiting the Dairy Queen.
1:35 Mutt "Check out the red light
district." Hugh "Are you guys going again?" "... eventually!"
Hugh "Is it as fun as everyone
says it is?" Mutt "It's fun because you make it fun."
Good food "You don't recognize
anything." Shockingly clean? Red light district is spotless?
Mutt wants to call a friend in
Holland. Yappy "It's 1am in the morning" "He's up! He's always up."
Mutt notes nobody he knows in
Amsterdam smokes, they just drink beer.
1:36 Mutt notes Amsterdam drug use is a
good case in point. Mimes the Republican Advocate for a second
"HoOOO! If we legalize
mariguana.. everybuns gonna be HYE.. *NO*, because it's not gonna
*COOL* anymore! Noone's gonna
do it, they're gonna go back to drinking *beer*, because now it's
not a 'big cool thing to do'
because it's legal, and anybody can do it."
Hugh notes it would get the
cigarrette treatment "They'd filter it, flavor it.." Mutt "Why are
Hugh goes through this years
changes to cigarrette laws. "They're not allowed to be 'Lights'
or anything that makes it sound
any less dangerous, and no more flavors."
Mutt ARGHS "They should just make
it ILLEGAL!.." And thus, the circuit of Doom continues.
(I might be more sympathic to cigarettes,
if I hadn't watched my Great Granddad, a hard-as-nails WWI vet and a
lifetime smoker, die a slow, cancerous, lungs-filling-with-fluid protracted
choking death over a period
of five years. Or my Uncle Doc's five
wives all dying of lung cancer from his secondhand smoke in sequence.
Sure, they could quit
Clothes are becoming illegal too? A
bright moon in your future.
1:36 Pictures of Mutt taking a hit in
1:37 Bars in Amsterdam as the picutre
roll. Rummage has some too! "And you just sit around, like you're
smoking in a bar!" Hugh "Which
Mutt "And it's really professional!
It's not like, 'sleezy underground', it's almost,
-surrealisticly- a tourist
trap." Hugh "You mean like Vegas?" People nod.
Mutt and Rummage, toking and
ordering food. Hugh "In Vegas, prostitution's the same way."
Mutt hehs "That I wouldn't know.."
Hugh "I would! I'm a manette, I get laid ^_^."
1:38 Extreme closeup pictures, then high
speed flipping between them. Hugh "It's like the Flash Gordon
Other places to go, besides
Holland? Yappy "Vancouver" (BC? Ain't legal here in WA)
With medicinal perscription,
you can do it in California.
You can buy it soon in Rhode
Island? Mutt explains about the two non-profit stores for medicinal
reasons. "It's basically going
to be, a bar."
1:39 Rhode Island. America's little Red
Light District? Things are 'Lawfull' rather than 'Legal'
(Lawfull Neutral was always more fun than
Lawfull Good.) Yappy notes WA allows medicinal use too.
Hugh notes people in channel are
asking him about the Brain Scan scene in Flash Gordon?
Mutt wants the video! Yappy notes
they don't have it "WHAT? Why not?"
Yappy notes they don't have space
on the computer, deleted. Mutt "Aw, but you have space for
all your PooPoo music!"
People sing joyfull about bags of
weed offstage. Yappy kept the Captain and Teenile music?
Yappy "Video takes up a lot of
Mutt plots an iTunes deleting
1:40 Family Guy "Bag of Weed" musical
<BACKGROUND (Doom Doom Doom)
Mutt drinks a bag of snacks. Hugh
"Yappy doesn't need a 2 Terabyte drive! He'd just fill it up
with more music!"
Mutt ahhhhs... coffee. Then blinks
"Coffee's bad for you also, isn't it?" Yappy "Worse than Weed!"
Hugh notes it's a Diuretic. Mutt "A
Diuretic?" "Yeah." "I makes you pee?" Hugh nods.
Yappy notes it hurts your pee
too "Makes your kidneys go overtime to filter it out."
Mutt "So my kidneys are all
pumping right now?" he makes train sounds. Hugh "Your kidneys are
like Arnold Shwartzenegger."
Mutt plans for replacements. "I'm a Kidney Stone waiting to
1:41 Mutt "I'll be a Kidney *ROCK*"
Bandit plays with a squeeky toy.
Hugh ohs "Did anybody see Shatner
on Conan O'Brien?" Pause. Mutt "No." "Well it was funny, Conan was
giving him grief about.."
Stagehand holds up the Vulcan Life Long And Proper boy scout-ish
finger sign. "Because he can't
do this?" Conan goes 'Your Buddy can do it!' and Shatner turns
the botched Vulcan hand sign
into a middle finger flipoff.
1:41:31 "THE FUNDAY PAW POT SHOW"
videoedited logo. Hugh "And now we have, the Funday Pawpet Show!"
Yappy "Look closer." "Oh God.."
Yappy cackles. Hugh "We're in deep trouble."
Garrison Skunk strikes again,
people cheer. Yappy "WAY back in the day, that's off an old show."
1:42 Playing an old audio clip of the
show when Garrison called in.
Rasvar checks to see who's
calling "No it is.. YES it IS Garrison! Yay!" "Yay! "YAY!"
Brief time convergence as old and
new merge. Hugh "You have to admit, Garrison comes up with some
funny stuff." Mutt "You
-couldn't- have deleted that video from Holland.. that thing was
-priceless!" Yappy "I didn't
-delete- it, it's on a tape." Hugh "Yeah, he recorded COPS over
Mutt oks.. small voice "Can we.. go
to that episode..?" Yappy arghs "Sure! Give me an episode
number and.." Hugh ".. someone
just mentioned the episode number in channel?"
(Gotta love fans. No, that's wasn't me, but
I salute whoever did.) Mutt "AhHAA I love the Channel!"
1:43 Hugh asks for
a repeat of the show number while people look.
Mutt "Shoot out a question, maybe
the channel can answer it!"
Holland trip was two years ago
rather than one. Mutt "That's right.. last year was the roller
coaster trip." Yappy "Two Years
Ago went by fast!"
Time distortion. Mutt things last
year felt like three years ago.
1:44 Hugh mentions a replacement for
cigarettes? "Electronic cigarettes."
Yappy scoffs "They won't do
anything." Mutt "Yeah, that'll be illegal as well." Hugh ARGHS!
will you listen to
Mutt wants someone to use an
electronic cigarette on an airplane, see how long it lasts.
Yappy "I know some people that
tried them. They returned them."
Hugh aims high. "When is Apple
gonna put out the iCig?"
Mutt browses show art jams. Just
Say No.. to Tomatoes?
Mutt plums the archives, glances to
Yappy "Bearly, we're seeing each other.. aghh.." Mutt blinks,
and starts to freak "I don't
know what he -does- with me late at nnnight.." shivers "Help..
Help.. why do I smell funny?..
why is my fur matted..?"
1:45 Hugh "Guess he gave you a Hitler?"
Mutt thinks about it "...ew..."
Channel question for Mutt "Do you
feel more.. urge-er.. to clean yourself, after you get high?"
Mutt turns that over in his
mind. Hugh "Well, a lot of people get really into detail."
<OK, SERIOUSLY, THAT WAS A JOKE, TURN IT
Mutt "I'm a chronic hand-washer
anyways.. I'm one of those people who wash their hands about
ten times a day regardless, so
I don't see why it would be any different. That's a 'Me' thing,
that's just an 'I'm a weird'
1:46 Hugh thinks Yappy found the video.
Mutt's trying to order a hooker? Mutt "We're not asking for
questions about our -drug
habits-, we mean questions in general! Maybe things you always
wanted to know.
Mutt "I just showed the one time
that I've ever smoked it, in my life.. and it was in Holland, and
there were photographs of me."
Hugh waits "Did you just say.. the one time you ever smoked it?"
"Yes." Hugh "Ok, hold on.."
goes to get something.
Hugh crouches offstage "Hey Yappy?
Can lightning hit me over here?" Mutt "NO!.. the only time
-Mutt- smoked it, and i'm
talking -ME-, talkingaboutmyselfinthethirdperson which is odd.. was
in Holland! It was Legal!"
Yappy "Only *MUTT*!" he grins. Mutt "... *MUTT*!"
Hugh ers, looking at Yappy "And now
you're saying -you- didn't?!" Yappy "Only *MUTT*"
Hugh ".. and Rummage."
"*MUTT*... and Rummage."
What happens in Holland, stays in
Holland. Maybe. Yappy cues up a video.
1:47 VIDEO: MUTT AND RUMMAGE IN
Mutt takes a good, long drag while
listening to music playing, someone screaming in the background.
Yappy "Mutt, what are you
doin?" Mutt oh MANS.. takes another drag.
Mutt can't quite get the joint to
stay put though, stagehand helps him "Thank you stagehand!"
Taking a drag sounds a lot like
whistling? "Woah man.. having a good time in Holland.."
1:48 Mutt keeps experimenting. Yappy
notes the bartender helped them make the shot.
Fun with funny voices. Mutt
inhales so hard his face starts to implode.
Mutt wooos.. "Hi there.. this is...
where are we? Europe right? We're having a good time in Europe.
Zooming out. "Welcome to this
space European episode of!.."
Zoom zoom zoom, film
1:49 Poink is back, looks up at Mutt
"What did you ORDER?" "That was the basic Joint, I think."
Poink "Wow." "Yeah, that was
the easy one."
Different ratings of joints. "We
didn't bother trying the hard stuff, scared of that. That was the
baby special.. it was the Kid
Series of time warps. Ordering from
the Tourist menu, people who can't hold their stuff.
TIME WARP BACK TO EUROFURENCE, to
WHATEVER SHOW THAT WAS.
Yappy "What's with your crocked
nose there, Kelsie?" Canine feels his nose, bashfull. The End.
Back to the Present. Mutt "Oh my
gosh.. straight out with it! 'Hey what's with your FACE?"
Chuckling. Yappy "Ok, so that was
with you smokin..." Mutt "*US*" Yappy wags a finger "Nah, in the
VIDEO it was only
1:50 Mutt notes Stagehand helped. That's what friends are for. "And
that was more than two years ago
so it's -out of my system by
now-! I'm sure..."
Poink fields some channel questions
"Hugh, is it hard to light up underware.. hey Hugh?"
Hugh declines to appear
"..Naooo! I used... da peapod."
Giant Yappyhead checking something.
Another questions for Poink "When did you start working out?"
Poink blinks "Is he serious?"
August. "And I've dropped 60 pounds. And I've got muscle,I'm happy"
Channel "I don't wanna know what
Mutt and Stagehands were doing aftewards.." Mutt "Mutt was
1:51 Food run. Yappy waits! "I couldn't
find any, because nothing was open!" Mutt huhs? "We had to go
to that place that sells the
horrible lollypops I choked on!" Yappy "Right! -It wasn't FOOD-!"
Subsisting on Nasty Lollypops and
Mayonese. Mutt "It was good" Yappy notes it gave him wicked gas.
Mutt "-everything- gives you
wicked gas!" Yappy notes there are degrees.
Poink confirms to the channel that
he missed the show two weeks ago because his appartment got
broken into. "Somebody put a
brick through the bedroom window and came in and snatched a bunch
Yappy is supporting, starts signing
"All in all they're just a.." Stereo "Nother Brick Through The
1:52 Another weird thing happened, Poink
put it in his Podcast, about hearing gunshots at Wallmart.
Excellent audio in the DVD section,
then people start running. "Somebody's shooting at the Sporting
Poink notes somebody broke open a
rifle locket at Walmart with a baseball bat, took a gun, loaded
it, and started shooting. "Well
that's my new motto.. I don't show anywhere that sells ammo!"
1:53 Hiding in the shoe section with
other refugees. Yappy "You just live in that good side of town
two." Poink "Oh I'm
(Starts at around
**** TO BE CONTINUED *********
Episode 1 of HR Puffinstuff (I never saw
this show before, but I'm starting to dig it.)
"REEFER MADNESS!" The 1936 move itself, on
YouTube. See how progaganda helped ban marijuana.
"Reefer Madness"'s Wikipedia
COLLEGE HUMOR'S ANTI-DRUG DOG - Parody of
the public service message. Dog sighs "This, is why I drink."
KEVIN SMITH'S "DORA THE EXPLORER" COMEDY
BIT, kid shows that are great to watch while stoned.
FAMILY GUY - "A BAG OF WEED" (the Super
Accelerated Chipmunk version. Peace.)
MUTATED CAT SINGS AFROMAN'S "BECAUSE I GOT