lot of people have played video games. Some of those people have become
animators. And some of those animators have become jaded. Mario has
long captured a special place in people's hearts. Love him, or hate
him, both sides are represented here.
Last updated: 06/23/10
ANIMATED MARIO MADNESS!
LUIGI'S CASTLE CALAMITY - This time, LUIGI
tries, many times, unsuccessfully, to blow up that @$@#$ castle from Super Mario
World. Mario and others just laugh at him. When in doubt.. USE OVERKILL! Dang,
that is one TOUGH castle.. funny! Technical difficulties.
DR. MARIO'S WONDER PILLS - Peach takes some
of the pills.. and freaks out bigtime. Luigi helps Mario with his commercial..
then blinks "But I already gave her some of those pills!" Mario ohs.. uhohs.
Don't do drugs kids.
MARIO'S RECITAL - Mario bows to the
audience, in full tuxedo dress, and prepares to play a piano recital. Except..
something's wrong with the keys? He tries again.. and the piano EATS HIM! IT'S
ALIVE! EVIL! DEMON! AHHHH!! Use when people are sick of your Mario music remixes
PRESS START: FAMILIAR FACES - In Hades,
Johnson, a turtle with glasses is looking for The Real Dark Tome in the Library
of Ultimate Evil, first navigating the annoying librarian, a smiley-faced
familiar designed to be cute and annoying in equal measure, a boss fight just to
get the door open, then The Test of Ultimate Aggravation.. survival several
levels of Super Mario World. Finally, he brings the book back to Count Vile, who
looks up the key to escaping hell. "See Volume 2.. time to go back" Bureaucracy.
Chainsaw-shotgun is your friend.
MAKING A PIRANHA PLANT - A How-To video for
making a Mario Giant Piranha Plant in RL using sculpting clay. Using tin foil
for wrinkles, making the teeth seperate, body section, coloring, then putting it
together into a truely mean-looking slavering mouth. Shots from several angles.
Arts and crafts. Tutorial.
DR. MARIO WITH LYRICS - Music video to an
already basterdized remix of the Doctor Mario music. The Doc is educated by
watching every doctor television show out there, you do NOT want him to work on
you. "Wait wait... I'm wrong... you have... crabs?"
GANGSTER BROS. 1.1 - Play as Mario, Luigi,
or Mr.T (why not) in this twisted version of Super Mario Brothers. Instead of
jumping on enemies, you blast them with your weapon of choice. The goal is to
survive to the end of the level and go down into the pipe. Graphics look very
NES and old school.
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS EP 2 - A surprisingly
hardcore 3D animated tribute to The Brothers Plumber, beginning with Mario
taking down a DRAGON single-handedly, and Luigi witnessing an explosive airship
strike on a town. Realistic physics make the cartoony animation just a little
bit eerie, when the hammer doesn't work Mario uses a knife to cut the dragon's
throat. Explosions are crisp, instant, and disorienting. All bets are off.
SONIC SHORTS: VOLUME 5 - Yep, more fun
mini-fan-skits for the Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic competes in the Bejing Olypics,
gets a perfect 10 in swimming, then almost drowns because he can't swim. Mario
tosses him a ring, but it vanishes as Sonic collects it. Baby robot bug learns
to drive. People keep mistaking Shadow and Silver for Sonic, driving him nuts.
Sonic finds Mechasonic's week spot, kicking him in the nuts. Knuckles punches
out Sonic while he eats a chili dog, Sonic goes DBZ on his butt. Annoying robot
helpers. Sonic is finally going to ask Amy out.. or is he? "I don't.. go that
way.." Tails WOOS! Amy goes scary DBZ Cthulhu on him. Tail tries to fly Sonic
out of water, but he needs to seriously diet. Dr. Egghead unleashes his ultimate
weapon.. his underwear. It works. Sonic can't take minor robot enemies
seriously. Egghead sends missles across space and time to destroy the annoying
screenwriters who water him down in G-rated kid's cartoon shows like Sonic X.
He's a manga villian dammit! Ending live action puppet show as the credits roll!
Rick Rolled. Awesome :)
SMASH KINGDOM LOST LEVELS - Another series
of Smash Brothers Brawl parodies! Part of a project that wasn't completed, so
they releases the finished skits. Sonic's DragonballZ powers allow him to
destroy all four incarnations of Icarus before it wears off. The Flower boss
vomits on Kirby "This is so.. fucking.. DISGUSTING!" Snake sneaks in, boss says
he can use all the explosives he wants, but no guns, kids play this game. Earthbound kid gets mad as
Peach dodges all his lighting balls, so HE pulls a gun. Bang Bang. Donkey Kong
plays a rhythm game using Wario as a bongo. Fatality. Wolf knocks over Baby
WITHOUT A MUSHROOM - A simple level of
Super Mario brothers goes bizarre as Luigi is head. "LUIGI!!!" animation goes
from spirit to weird 3D as Mario tries to tell his horribly mutilated brother
that everything will be alright. Luigi fades, then dies, but not before pointing
out the Goomba who did it to him. Mario does horrible hatefull Dragonballz, and
it goes back to sprite, with Mario stepping on the Goomba, who vanishes. That
was easy. Overacting. Nintendo.
$00pah NiN10Doh! - "Super Nintendo" Another
super collaboration of Nintendo freaks! Princess Peach gets all the luck in
Mario Party, and that's a literal statement. Kirby takes out the disturbing
looking enemy ship without really trying. Otaku Pokemon Snap XXX photographer
snaps one anthropomorphic Pokemon babe after another. The Ducks exact WWII
reverge on That Damn Dog from Duck Hunt. Fox takes time to oggle Krystal while
she's stuck in the crystal, she gets him for it later. Gratituous furry Pokemon
beach babe action. The Four Links form a dysfunctional adventuring party. Ditty
tries to ask out his sister. Wario still sucks, but his minigames are awesome.
Sigeru Miyamoto is stranded on a planet ruled by his own creations. Mr. Game and
Watch is a bad chef. The Hand hurts itself in the final battle. Ike from Smash
Brothers Brawl sighs and looks at you "I'll be you people don't know ANYTHING
about Fire Emblem." Starfox deals with Drama within the team. The Nintendo
Management can't think of anymore themes for pokemon after 5 generations. A
Tetris piece's son doesn't look like his dad. Solid Snake "METAL GEAR!!" goes
insane and defeats the final Smash Brothers Brawl boss, only for Gigglypuff to
sing The Ending Song and put everyone to sleep. AWESOME!!! Adult, but not
-overly- so. PG-17 maybe.
MARIO'S CASLTE CALAMITY - Rapid-fire Mario
parody! Mario's can't seem to destroy that castle from Mario Brother's 3 (the
one where it gets destroyed differently every time). Dynamite, using friends as
projecticles, bombs, poison shrooms, cannons, geting his head eaten by fish..
NOTHING works. Mario has a terrible horrible no-good very bad day. Yay! Fast and
SUPER MARIO BROS Z Ep 7 - Goofy
high-quality sprite cartoon, part of a long series. Parody of DragonballZ a bit,
hunting down the Chaos Emeralds. Bowser and Doctor Robotnik together, will they
win, or blow each other up?
MARIO'S 1UP ADVENTURE - This is *ANOTHER*
remake of that VGDC Beatles "Hard Days Night" chase thing! Luigi is dead, and
Mario cries.. then Peach suggests just giving him a 1up Mushroom? Problem is.. a
hardshell Koopa steals it. Insert ridiculous chase scene here! Luigi mourns Mario's death. Peach charges admission.
POWER STAR 4 - Daniel Sun's last sprite
movie. An army of ghosts is collecting all the Power Stars in the Mushroom
Kingdom, for the final purpose of Destroying All Creation. They're already
possessed Mario, and all the Toads they haven't killed. Only Luigi is left, and
it doesn't look like he's got a chance. That doesn't stop him from trying. Doom.
Not for the faint of heart.
POWER STAR 4.5 - Against all logic and
reason, the PARODY of Power Star 4 appeared the very same week 4 itself hit the
Newgrounds forums. Both were on the Sun Studios forums long ago apparently.
"JonBro's Final Videogame Parody" Possessed Mario burst, hothothot! Mario hurts
himself more than Luigi with the Matrix Moves. "(Deep Ghost Voice) Luigi.. YOU..
SUCK.." You really have to see Power Star 4 first. LOL.
SCORPION VS NES - For the hell of it,
Scorpion from Mortal Kombat peels off his head and goes on a fire-breathing
rampage through several famous NES games, leaving Before and After pictures
after the entire landscape has been consumed by flame. Scooter's "FIRE!!!" song
plays as he strikes. Ends with Yackety Sax credits. Pointless violence and fun.
THE GREAT MUSHROOM CHASE - As the Beattle's
song "Hard Days Night" plays, Mario chases a hardshell kopa who's making off
with a 1up mushroom through a variety of odd scenes, never quite catching him.
Remake of an earlier flash for a contest. Has an Egoraptor "Awesome Center
Redux" reference toward the end.
THE 1-UP PURSUIT - Yet another VGDC remake
of That Mario Beattles Movie for That Contest thing! A hardsheel koopa steals a
1up mushroom from mario, who starts systematically destroying the kingdom with
goofy DragonballZ moves in his attempt to reclaim it, but never quite gets
there. Lots of property damage! Mario falls into the pit, dies, and gets hit by
the 1up mushroom, but he's still dead. Kill Bill music at the ending. Funny!
Hard Day's Night.
SPRITE TV 3! - The ehanced might of my
geeky mind is nevertheless unable to do justice to this MASSIVE collaboration of
absolutely insane Teen-rated, -literally- LOL (when was the last
time -YOU- Laughed Out Loud at something? Hmm?) collection of sprite-flavored
mayhem. (Note: Hit Skip at the intro scene, it drags) Begins with over 9000
twist on Newgrounds logo, and contains *39* quick scenes. Favorites - Frogger
dodges a nuke, then misses an easy jump. Speed Racer gets carjacked. Bob Barker
(that's right, from The Price is Right) public service annoucements. Mortal
Kombat Xenu fatality (see that other flash about Scientology) Things Kirby
shouldn't eat. Megaman meets GLASDOS from Portal. Pokemon "I don't want to see
your damn bug collection!" Princess Peach rides a rocket into the Sun's
WII LOVE BRAWL COMEDY - An animation of a
comedy sequence done by Pablo Francisco about That Guy With The Deep Voice Who
Talks In Movie Previews, reenacted out by the cast of Super Smash Brothers
Brawl! It's funny! Mario
LUIGI IN 60 SECONDS - As Beethoven's
Halleuja chorus plays, Luigi has the ULTIMATE BAD-HAIR DAY. Completely gets
-EVERYTHING WRONG-. And what he doesn't get wrong by himself, happens from VERY
BAD LUCK. A hillarious chorus of musical doom. He must hate Mario more than ever
now. Parody. Classical music. Luigi screams along with the music. Evil
Christmas! Beethoven's 9th symphony. Funny!
BRAWL TAUNTS - Parody of Super Smash
Brothers Brawl. "Things you'll NEVER hear in SSBB" Toon Link can only do DBZ
growls. "I think someone kicked him really hard in the Ballz" Falcon "Show me
your boobs!" Fanboys argue wether Sonic is cheap, Mario steals his drug money.
Luigi never gets any respect. Peach has the hots for Solid Snake, who likes
Shamus, who doesn't like him. "What kind of final smash is that?" "I put my
clothes back on" Boom. Awesome!
MORE BRAWL TAUNTS - Sequel to the first
Brawl Taunts! Snake messes up the "9000!" meme. Falco falls off the edge and
can't get back up. Wolf "That's the first rule of Fur-Faggotry, you don't
recover" Fox "Well technically he doesn't have fur, so I get that makes him a
featherfag." Ash is annoying, gets pwned by Falcon "It's super effective! Ike
likes being the only pretty boy in the game, punches out fanboy who wants Cloud
in the game. Pikachu "I'm tired of trying to be cute!!" Lucario has the voice of
Goku, does a huge twitching KaMaYa chargeup without result. Bowser wants to be a
top tier character, punches out Mario and asks out Peach, who has other plans
for him instead. Awesome!
BOWSER'S KINGDOM EP 666 - HALLOWEEN
ZOMBIES. One of a several episodes about a gumba and a regular kopa, two guys
just trying to get around in the world. In this case, a cursed mushroom starts a
zombie plague, which starts killing everyone EXCEPT Mario. Good luck
guys. The other nine episodes are awesome, just haven't had time to update and catch them all.
OMG! SMB MISHAPS! 2 - Super Mario Mishaps 2
- Posion mushroom, too powerful spring, storm of fish everywhere. Invisible
block bashes him away from flag. Flag impact is painful, tips over. Luigi drops
it on him. Tries to power up as falling turtles keep bashing him. Jaws music as
squid attacks. "Sorry Mario, but Luigi has already saved the princess." Mario
boots Toad into the stratosphere.
TETRIS COMEDY - Japense guy starts playing
"Tetris" but all the pieces on the bigscreen ALWAYS disappear. Then he goes to
Level 10, and gets completely overwhelmed. Then sets the pieces to TINY so they
take forever to clear the screen! Sets up a Tetris.. and the rod sinks out of
site. Then everything floats upwards and jams. Then beans start to fall. Then
the bar is too big. Video Game parodies! Then Mario gets so big the box kills
ICONS EP2 - FUNKY SMELL - Ipod people.
"Ipod. Even for the groove impared." Guys play Mario. Guy things Mario sounds
like a little girl? Warped love story as Mario falls for Daisy, Luigi's
girlfriend. Luigi arrives at the wrong time "And shoots a fireball right up the
little guy's pucker hole. Poor guy hasn't been able to take a crap for years."
Next theory, Peach finds Mario with Daisy and sneaks up with a knife "Mama Mia!"
"That's when she cut off his Kabasa, never to be used again." Back to Earth,
Funky smell in trunk of car. ET 2? ET makes little girl's head explode by
accident O_O. Somebody phone Spielburg! Monster in trunk grabs people. Zombie
grandmother attacks "Someone's in my FRUIT CELLAR!" Halloween. Awesome pointless
SKITTLES N BITZ 8 - Sprite movie madness.
"Don't hurt me! I'm only a level 2 archer! I'm too inexperienced to die!" Star
Wars. Kirby turns into an apple? Megaman enemy freaks out. Sonic and Knuckles
fight, again. Knock each other out. Ring gets got by a fly instead. Mario plays
the harmonica until he gets punched out. Link goes for village woman instead of
Zelda. Back to the Future guy's ghost gets hit by the time machine
MARIO'S 20TH ANNIVERSARY - Tribute to all things Mario, mostly
hand-drawn. Music video to Mario music remixes. Falling coins hit piano
keys. Hammer smashes the evil Goomba brothers Matrix-style. "Welcome to
the Warp zone you cheating S.O.B.!" Mario sees Peach in the
shows, passes out. Lots of Bowser bashing. Brief drug hallucination
sequence. Hand that stretches Mario's face as in Mario 64 gets hit by
laser-eyes. Happy Birthday Mario!
DAFT PUNK COLLAB - Megaman raises an eyebrow. Record guy bats a fly,
and interupts the sound. The "Work It Harder, better faster stronger"
song. "Our work is never over". Mickey Mouse as Michael Jackson? Sonic
exercises until he's dizzy. Luigi and Mario work out. Luigi is Agent
Smith. Dancing Mario and Mickey.
LORDOFTHEMATRIXWARS - What you get when Lord of the Rings, The Matrix,
and Star Wars and Final Fantasy get thrown together. Silly collection
of popular characters. Princess Mario's Peach topless tackles Neo? o_O
Neo porks Frodo's girlfriend? Hobbits. Cloud "Things just got
interesting, we're in space now!" Death Star. Neo fights Cloud. Stupid
anime scripts. Lightsaber fight "I always knew it would come to this.."
Cloud uses dynamite suicide pack instead. Death Star explodes. Link
"Let's go get wasted!" Breaks the rating a bit, but it's a cartoon!
SKITTLES N' BITZ 7 - Goofy video game parodies. Song about Princess
toadstool from Mario. DragonballZ - Picolo challenges Gohan to a fight,
busts out a super-fast set of exercises. Gohan shoots him. Pokemon used
to directly blast the other trainer into dust. Final Fantasy cryptic
code speak? Megaman thinks too hard, gets hit by a truck. Chrono
AVERAGE MAN - Music video to Reel Big Fish's "Average Man". Hand-drawn
Mario and his band sing high-energy sound about love. Peach kicks Mario
out of the house, loves a goomba! Mario "I just become a member, of a
club known as the babbling fools.." "But that's ok, cause I'm your
Average Man.." then cuts awesome goofy backdancing moves as turbles
play trumpets in the background. Ok, so he's not really -average-.. it
DSTV6 - Three shorts from Dungeon Studios. Harvest Moon does Weird Al's
Amish Paradise. Earthbound does Hardware Store, and Mario does the
Plumbing Song. Weird Al goodness! Music video dancing.
IT'S FREAKIN' MARIO! - More Mario Mishaps! Luigi rips off Mario's
mustache. Goombas play football with Mario until someone hammers his
head. Bowser makes Mario jump into the fire pit, laughs, then gets hit
with a falling brick and follows him.
KILL MARIO! Mortal Kombat style
1- Run over by Wario 2- Eating too much 3-Shot into space. Head
WHAT IF D.K. WAS KIDDY? - Cranky Kong shows how stupid Donkey Kong is,
then imagines him as a child, trying to beat up King K. Rool then
to get his bananas back. Cranky ends up defeating the aligator himself.
Goofy, funny parody!
WHAT IF MARIO WAS KIDDY? - Sweet, happy Mario gets chased by a Duke
Nukem-talking football enemy. Luigi narrates, then ends up having to
kick his own grown-up replica when it tries to take the princess.
Goofy, slightly crude, but fun :)
GOOMBA ASSALT! - 6 Newgrounds artists make short flashes about trashing
unending hordes of goombas! "Save some for Kimari!"
NINTENDO JAZZ BAND! - Mario, Conker, DK, StarFox all play in
a Jazz Band! 2nd half.
GROUP X - MARIO TWINS. Sing along! Two levels of humming.*
RISE OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM - 1 - Mario is DEAD! Friends avenge him.
RISE OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM - 2 - Disco Koopas! Final Battle. Awesome!
CHILD'S PLAY - Two nerds review early video games. Donkey Kong! Mario's
gay umbrella? For people who don't like video games :P Peach is a
MARIO'S TIME MACHINE PARADOX. >From Fanimutation page.*
SUPER MARIO BLITZ. Same as on Blacksheep. Psychadelia Mario multi-ness.
Kid head, ends with Do The Mario song.
MARIO BROTHERS - PART 1 - Dark spoof. Drama. Mushroom K is better
THE COLOR OF ENVY. Luigi frees Wario to try and kill Mario. Classical
YOSHI'S ISLAND MARIO DEATHS
1 ) Mr.T Star karate kick 2) Crying fills bubble, no air! 3) Eaten by
Super Mario Reloaded. Matrix parody of Agent Smith fight scene.
Short film where Mario jumps on people. Luigi offs him with a gun. The
MACK DADDY MARIO 2 - Mario raps about what it takes to win a girl.
Money! Make your own Mario dance at end.
THE BEYOND (MARIO MARIO) - Mario jumps over the pole, to find a wierd
space-time distortion. Dr. Who!
MARIO VS SONIC (HR) - Two fights, tie score. Tails saves Sonic. Luigi
sticks Mario's head back on his
body for the win in the second round.
SUPER MARIO - ORCHESTRAL. Mario and Bowser conduct a Pops Orchestra!
SHORT MARIO MOVIE - Mario tries to take revenge on Blue Koopa who
caught Luigi taking a leak. Ending with
fireworks as Koopas get blasted into space all over
4th of July.
MARIO BABIES 2 - Baby Luigi doesn't want to be #2, so bonks Baby Mario.
They both start crying, and the logo falls on both their heads. Crunch!
MORBIDLY OBESE MARIO - Mario needs to lose weight. Yoshi stuck in
SONIC'S MARIO POWERS. Sonic, Knuckles and Tails all try out Mario
MARIO BABIES - FAN FLASH - Luigi gives Baby Mario Exlax. O_O. Brown
stuff explodes everywhere! Yoshi tries drinking special coffee.. Mach's
MARIO VS LUIGI - 8bit graphics. Mario and his brother duel to the death.
MARIO BEEBOP - Parody of intro to Cowboy Beebop
MARIO - BACK TO THE 70'S - Mario dances to the BeeGee's "Staying
Alive". LOTS of different dance moves! Luigi comes in and bonks him,
then MOONS THE CAMERA!
MARIO VS LINK - Mario eats DK, Link gets mad. Choose who wins!
KILLING MARIO METHODS 6 - Death by own song, 4 types.
MARIO VS SONIC (PP) - Some anti-gay talk, but cool fight. Option to
Kill Both at end.
MARIO WANNABE BIGGER! - Mario releases a giant mushroom, hoping to get
huge, but the mushroom crushes him. Fast, and funny!
SUPER MARIO KILLER JUMP - Spring gives too much kick. Mushroom makes
MARIO BABIES 4 - Babies play with Sonic's severed head.
MACK DADDY MARIO 3 - Baby got Back. Glowsticks.
MARIO VS SONIC (VGDC) - The original and best!
MARIO BABIES 3 - Luigi steals Mario's plunger. Mario gets a fire flower
for revenge, but ends up incinerating the whole crib. "Share your toys
before it's too late"
MARIOvsSONIC (SF) - Ryu from SF kills both Mario and Sonic.
SUPER GHETTIO WORLD - Mario's black brother sets him in link. 4
endings. All you Base
KOOPA'S COLLAPSE - Part 1 - Gold Koopas battle Grey Koopas. Grand
LUIGI'S BAD LUCK - Fast and funny Mario mishaps. Falling giant mole!
SUPER MARIO RAMPAGE - Game - Mario packs a shotgun, aim carefully!
MARIO'S GAME OVER - 37 different Mario deaths. Giant pit of dead Marios.
MARIO BABIES 1 - Mario doesn't want to grow up to be a plumber, so he
fights with Luigi, and has the crib colapse on his head. "Boxing is
dangerous. Become a plumber while you can"
MARIO - THE SYSTEM IS DOWN - Mario does Strongbad's song!
MARIO'S BAD FACIAL HAIR DAY - Shaving accident puts Mario in a
wheelchair. Luigi blows away Hamtaro. Ew.
MARIO VS OSAMA BIN LAUDEN - CHoose your path.
MARIO'S FALL - Mario visits a Mortal Kombat pit. Funny fatallities!
*** SUPER MARIO ALL STAR ADVENTURE! Mario Luigi and Sonic battle Bowser
and Goro from Mortal Kombat. Knuckles does the
Neo-Fighting-The-Agent-Smiths thing! Matrix
MARIO FLASH PARTY - Game - Keep Mario on the solid cubes.
MARIO GHOST HOUSE HELL - Cheesy Horror movie. Mario revisits the
Mario64 ghost house to find Luigi torn to bits, and Peach killed in
front of his eyes. "Merry Christmas! >:) "
SUPER GRAND THEFT AUTO BROTHERS - Mario takes to car crime.
MARIO BROTHERS 1 - Dark, dark serious drama. Bowser kills Luigi. War
film. High rate
MARIO BROTHERS 2 - Bowser storms the castle. Where is Mario?
MARIO BROTHERS 3 - Mario tries giving the Life Mushroom to Luigi. It
doesn't work. He and Toad go to take revenge on Bowser. Long download,
probably won't use these.
ETERNAL BLAMNATION CLOCKS - Mario, Stawberry Clock, and other try to
monopolize the Portal by filtering out all
other types of flash submissions. Video Mob.
MARIO FOR SHERIFF - *POLITICAL AD!* Vote down the EVIL SHAMUS ARAN and
elect MARIO! SAFTEY ON ROADS! George Bush, LOOK OUT!!!
HOW SHROOMS ARE MADE - Mario tricks Sonic into eating a mushroom, then
several Toadies. He falls, dies, and farts out a Shroom. "Dr. Mario got
MARIO VS BROLLY - LOL!!! Dragonballz vs Mario, FUNNY!
RESIDENT KOOPA: OUTBREAK- Resident Evil Mario parody. Online gamers
deal with lag, cheating (Luigi has a lightsaber) and disconnects. 4.05
Bad language. Noobspeak.
RESIDENT KOOPA 3 - One with Mortal Combat tie-in! Mr T on door! Bowser
MARIO GETS LOCKED OUT. Tries to open the door with a bazooka, ending up
blowing off Toad's forehead by accident. Happy Surprise Birthday Party!
MARIO SMASH - 10 second clip, Mario hits his head on a block and
smashes it. DOH!
SUPER MARIO'S "IMAGINE" - Mario sings the Beattles John Lennon song.
Peace throughout Mario World! Dream!
MARIO TWINS! Offical Group X version, like the one on Blacksheep, but
THE SECOND MELEE ON ZEBES - Like Smash Brother's Melee, Mario, Sonic,
Tails, Knuckles, Kirby and Yoshi fight it out. Acid rises and eat them
all. 2nd of 4 animations.
LUIGI'S FRUSTRATION - MetalMavrick flash, guy who helped with 6-person
Matrix animations with Legendary Frog. Luigi is envious of Mario, you
give him a reality check.
MARIO TEACHES IMPERIALISM - Mario and friends give the history of China
from 1850 to 1900. MUST RIGHT-CLICK-PLAY to view, button in window
Video where a guy defeats ALL OF SUPER MARIO 3 IN ELEVEN MINUTES!!!
UNTITLED - Official Animutation Colin. Neil. Crocodile. Mario. Archie.
Wierd. Ends with unending horde of dead Marios.
BOB-BOMB DISCO - A lonely Bobbomb wants into a club, finds a way in the
back entrance. Combustible love story! Disco music.
MARIO GENERIC ROCK VIDEOGAME WIERDNESS
16-BIT PARK - Luigi and Tails are tired up being in Mario and Sonic's
shadows. AWESOME ROCK SHOW! "I've, become so Numb.. "
- VIDEO GAME STYLE - Video game characters dance to a song. Chrono,
Mario, Mortal Kombat, SF, everybody. Not as cool as Hey Ya! slightly
MARIO AND LUIGI 2 - Luigi's kicking things. RoboMario hunts him down
after kicking the real Mario off a clilff. Moral: "This is a scary old
NEWGROUNDS DEATHMATCH 1(1/2) - Knox does claymation of NG artists
battling to the death Celebrity Deathmatch style! One guy uses Mario
hammer and flying cap. Other uses Grand Theft Auto weapons.
DOT ROLLER COASTER - Dot rolls about the world, skiiing through snow,
and gets chased by Mario in the sewers. Mario beseiges the Dot Castle!
THE DECLINE OF VIDEO GAMING - Metal Gear, Link, Devil May Cry, Final
Fantasy, Mario, all sorts of game series that suck in 2059. One of NG's
top rated! Outtakes at end.
YOSHI'S COOKIE! Puzzle game where Mario's the baker, not doing a good
job. Fights Yoshi at first, then Yoshi helps him eat the stage clear!
Pacman-style between-stage scenes.
MACHETE SLAPDASH - Pacman video game references, horror movies, Kill
Bill, random like Arfenhouse. Goofy! Not really tha gory. Alien tries
to kill people. Goth guy has weapons. Pawpet Show theme! Godfather.
NINTENDO HOUR! - Kung Fu master meets mushroom, aerobics instructor,
surfing cat. Accidently knocks his friend into Mario World sea zone.
Drives to escape police.
SUGGA - Kowabunga Mushroom people! "What do I feel? What do I say? In
the end it all goes away.." faster and faster! Goofy music video.
MARIO VS JESUS
MARIO VS JESUS - Jesus brings Mario back just so he can kill him again,
but Mario returns as an immortal. Mario and Jesus must engage in..
MARIO SURVIVAL GUIDE - Old B&W silent movie. Mario meets a shyguy,
is the Turnip or Bazooka a better weapon? Vegetables can be deadly.
KOOPA STRIKE - Mario characters play gorey version of Half-Life
Counterstrike. Princess calls Mario a Wop. "..FUCK YOU!!" boom. Luigi
gets him though. Sorta funny.
LUIGI'S CONFESSION DVD 1 - Mario and Luigi are watching 4th of July
fireworks. Luigi tries to tell Mario something... "I have.. EXPLOSIVE
DIARREAH!" Farts chunks up into the sky like rockets. Sick.. but funny.
SUPER MARIO MISHAPS -
Bad things to jump on! Mario does Homer Simpson. Even Bowser barfs.
MARIO'S FUNNIES HOME VIDEOS! - Inspired by MISHAPS above!
PEACH'S BIRTHDAY - PART
1 - Mario and Luigi compete to get Peach the best gift.
Would Peach like the chainsaw or the golf club better?
DON'T DO THIS - Examples
of overused flash topics, including stick figures, and Mario. Satan
smashes the Madness guy, and tells you to
"BE MORE ORIGINAL!!!"
THE SECRET OF DR. MARIO -
Mario abuses drugs, dies. Moral: Mixing is dangerous!
RETARDED ANIMAL BABIES 10 - Babies use Stepdad's computer, access
internet porn, get sucked into the Tron universe, the Mario universe,
Homestarrunner, the Retarded Animal Babies, and the Happy Tree Friends!
Would be great if it wasn't SICK!!! Time paradox
as babies restart their OWN flash on Newgrounds, meeting themselves
earlier in the episode.
MARIO AND THE WIGGLER - Mario's a jerk that goes around killing weak
enemies. The Wiggler tries to stop him, Yoshi eats it instead. Mario
jerk. Rob Zombie music.
MARIO'S REVENGE 4 - After being turned into a Clock, Mario fights the
Clock Crew Matrix and DragonBallZ style. Turns into super mushroom
while Crew turns into Jam.
MARIO'S TEN COMMANDMENTS - "Thou shalt not die by a Goomba." Bowser gets
huge and stomps Mario.
SUPER MARIO - TOAD'S RAGE - Toad becomes huge fighters, kicks Luigi and
Mario to pieces. in parts 1 & 2. Cool bonus features.
SUPER MARCO WORLD - Shotgun-wielding guy from Metal Slug wrecks a Mario
RISE OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM 3!
- Luigi had a bad dream! Saves Mario's life.. at the
cost of his own o_O. Mario goes to beat up Wart, Mack Daddies the
mouse, whose own bomb explodes in his face. BOOOM! Awesome ^_^
MARIO 3D SHOOTING GAME - Survive and take out Bowser. Not too hard, but
THE REAL MUSHROOM KINGDOM - Bowser takes Peach's virginity with his
Star Rod on the night
of her big date with Mario.. "And there is nothing you can do
about it!!" Mario tries to recruit Wario and his brother to help. Strip
poker game with Cartoon Network heros. A bit strange, but fun.
NOT ANOTHER MARIO MOVIE - Mario has jet-protelled farts. Parody of
Mushroom Kingdom, Wario pelts Mario with blocks. Luigi and Peach think
he's dead, but he's not, until later anyway.
TOAD'S RAGE DC - First episode, with new DragonBallz ending! Luigi's
legs try to walk away, Toad goes Goku on him. Laser destroys Moon,
pieces fall and destroy Earth. Joy.
STUPID SHYGUYS - Shyguys act like
magic bushes. Joke turns bad when football player clobbers
Mario from behind.
MARIO SHORT 1 - Stupid Thwomp. Mario tries various way to kill one of
the falling block enemies. Luigi kicks it, making it look easy.
MARIO MEETS THE CLOCK CREW - Mario runs into wierd Newground clock
Stawberry Clock is the king of the portal.
MARIO KART UNDERGROUND - Night car racing turns wild, Mario and Luigi
crash, Donkey Kong and Ditty win! Princess Peach is a hooker? Mario
collides with Wario.
THE REAL MUSHROOM KINGDOM 2 - The Quest to retake Peach's virginity
continues. Bowser has domestic dispute with goomba lover, depressed
that he only took Peach's virginity with magic. Wario, Luigi and
Luigi's evil twin go to Hooters and watch a goomba strip. Mario has an
actually quite impressive fight with a monster composed out of Tetris
pieces. Toad's Rage cameo as Toad hits Mario in the balls "I've got big
balls!" song, and "TNT"
SUPER MARIO RESIDENT EVIL - Mario gets ambushed by Zombie Yoshi while
watching Banana Man. Michael Jackson in window. Luigi goes to Racoon
City to find him. "Daylight, I'm still a virg...<<<alive"
Mario turns into King Koopa Zombie. Choose Fight or Run. Fight:
Military Toad saves Luigi. Luigi finds Peach in lab, goes Tanooki and
starts singing "You and me Baby we're nothing but mammal, lets do it
like they do on the Discovery Channel.." Peach gets hit with Chemical
X.. To Be Continued.
Run: Skip ahead to Toad.
SPIDER! - Strawberry Clock's new pet spider freaks out Nef, gets bigger
every month, becoming a hat, then a horse, then finally a giant killing
machine that takes over
Clock Crew HQ. Strawberry yay! "Clock Crew 2004!" wrapped up in
cocoon. Decepticon Clock, Final Fantasy Clock?
MARIO BROTHERS - UNHOLY ALLIANCE pt1 - Bowser and his Koopas and Wart
and his Shyguys team up to attack
the mushroom kingdom. Luigi tries to capture some of Mario's
glory by using fake ghost and chasing them off. Everyone eats too
many turnips. Kamek tortures a Toad with a flying fishtank with
MARIO BROTHERS - UNHOLY ALLIANCE pt2 - Mario builds wall on wrong side,
Luigi tries to take the lead, but they still love Mario. Luigi is
Wart's master?? Darth Vader breathing! Yellow yoshi gets its color from
pee? Heavy firepower tries to break down the castle walls! Luigi
ghostbusts the Boos with his vacuum cleaner! Mario has a sword! Loses
it.. Link tells him to "Use the Triforce!" returns to his hand Star
Wars style. Mario and Luigi fight! WITH LIGHTSABERS!!! Part 3 coming
MARIO VS SONIC SPECIAL EDITION - Sonic
and mutant Luigis fight Mario and his Mushrooms. Tails tries
flying a nuke over to the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario shoots him
down, and ends up nuking everyone in the process. Two alternate
endings: Mario just misses Peach's hand as she slips off a cliff, and
Mario overshoots the cliff, Peach getting rescued by Knuckles instead.
I Like Big Butts music.
DRAGONBALL CG Ep1 - All-out parody of Dragonball! Long! Goku's friends
battles on the Super Nintendo, Mario and Luigi! Friend plays gameboy.
Supervillians get resurrected by Stupid Kid, destroy his planet, then
go to Earth to annoy Goku. Really stupid exchanges! Malfunctioning
powers. Awesome! Also an injoke: "Is THAT OK?" "As a matter of fact, it
isn't.." use after earlier flash!
SUPER MARIO MISHAPS 2 - Mario dies in all sorts of funny and horrible
ways! Two flagpoles collapse "Son of a bitch..!" CRASH! Spring lunches
him into space, where his head explodes. Condemned castle ceiling
colapses. "OH FUCK!" naked running Mario at end.
MARIO AND LUIGI 3 - By Chill! Mario gets
dumber as he keeps banging his head against a wall, wants to
become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle by being bite by a radioactive
koopa. Luigi has fun training a zombie koopa to use a sword, so
he can kill a Final Fantasy character and eat her brains. Plastic sword
though. Day 6 approaches, and marshmellow doom for the world..
SUPER SMUSH BROTHERS - Kirby kicks the butt of most Nintendo
superstars. Mario's stuck in the outhouse. Do
after Perfect Kirby!"
SUPER RAMBO BROTHERS 1 - Mario kills Bowser
with rocket launcher, takes princess back home. The End.
SUPER RAMBO BROTHERS 2 - Bowser kills(?) Peach, Mario packs weapons and
goes after him. Blast koopas with automatic weapons. Bowser has magic
barrier? Mario pulls out a Nuke and
destroys the Castle, but both he and Bowser survive. DragonballZ.
Shield is down, bullets start wounding Bowser, so he runs off. Peach
is alive! Great. The End(?)
SUPER RAMBO BROTHERS 4 - Bowser is dead, but he wasn't the last boss.
After a rountine plumbing accident, blowing Mario out the castle roof
in a blast of sewage, Luigi offers him a towel to decontaminate himself
with. Protoman from Megaman tells them Final Boss isn't in their
dimension. Ship is damanged.. Mario uses Yoshi's tongue as a helicopter
rotor. Blast off! Cool warp tunnel. Oringal Super Mario game? Chased by
HUGE GOOMA. Warp to Intellevision game?? 2-bit! Rocket to planet, space
pirates! Warp sends pirates back to Huge Gooma. Captain LoRez? Mario
warps to log cabin, Final Fantasy! Old lady turns into Bahamut, Dragon
King! Waits for action bar to fill. Selects Super Ass-kicking blast
from list, then HBomb. STILL doesn't work! Proto's gun does 1 damage,
defeating Bahmut! FF victory music! Megaman world, to be continued!
SUPER MARIO - TOAD'S RAGE 5 - Mario returns from the dead. Toad is
STAR FOX - Fox kills Toad, then starts his own flash. Use after Toad's
Rage! Starfox flight simulator, Strawberry Clock gets shot, then Slippy
loses both wings flying through a
wing. Fox does loop, then hits the ground. Mario, through by the
Glove, lands in the background.
DA GREATEST FLASH EVER!! - Long introductory sequence to 2001 Theme,
prepare yourself for the greatest flash movie ever made! Then... mutant
hairballs eat the end. So.. goofy pictures of toasters! Mario gets
eaten by pacman. The end!
GOOMBA Vol.2 - Goomba hero tries to assasinate the Princess. Fights
hordes of Toads with a spear while music from Kill Bill Vol.2 is
playing. Finally follows Peach down the escape shoot, shoots her in the
head.. but the bullet bounces? Faceplate opens
in robot, message: "Sorry, the Princess is in another castle." Goomba
LIVING IN GAMETOWN 2 - Aqua Teen Hunger Force skit reenacted with Mario
Mall, Sinistar, Stitch and who knows what..
NEWGROUNDS TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS #2 - MARIO VS MADNESS. Madness takes
out the entire clock crew with a nuke, then finishes Mario in sprite
DRAGONBALL CG Ep1 - All-out parody of Dragonball! Long! Goku's friends
battles on the Super Nintendo, Mario and Luigi! Friend plays gameboy.
Supervillians get resurrected by Stupid Kid, destroy his planet, then
go to Earth to annoy Goku. Really stupid exchanges! Malfunctioning
powers. Awesome! Also an injoke: "Is THAT OK?" "As a matter of fact, it
isn't.." use after earlier flash!
THE REAL MUSHROOM KINGDOM 3 - It's offical. Peach
is a whore. Luigi in bed with Wario and Goomba. Mario "Nevermind.. I
don't want to know.." Donkey Kong does annoying bongoing. Luigi fights
Donkey. Cranky Kong "I'm exciting we're both not wearing pants."
Ironman power. Stupid Pokemon. Inside Bowser's castle, crashes rave
party. "NO more, Mr. Nice Guy!" Waligi goes for Daisy, Luigi's
Possessed Peach. Mario porn. DEFINITELY stretches the rating..
CONSOLE ALL STARS 2(ep6) - Sonic characters and Mario characters team
up to deal with fast-paced enemies.
THE ENEMY WITHIN - Mario goes on long journey to meet Luigi after
having a bad dream, jumping through different layers of Marioland like
American Gladiators. He finds Luigi.. only to
have Evil Mario come out of him, and attack. Matrix fight scene music
(but not Agent Smith scene). Good dynamic motion. Mario finally has
to kill Luigi, cries. Song Philadelphia.
VIRTUAL KEYBOARD v1.1 - Use the mouse to play music. Demos of Kirby,
Zelda and Mario themes.
ANTICLOCKCLOCK TV 5 - NINTENDO POWER! - 8 archived video game TV
commercials. Mario, Zelda, Metroid! Geeky bliss ^_^
SUPER MARIO FLASH HALLOWEEN EDITION - Mario-like game
where you get rating for how many coins, enemies killed, and things
you find. Cool bosses. Much better version of earlier Mario Flash.
Remade spooky for the holidays.
MARIO TETRIS 3 - Regular Tetris with mario look and music. Not bad, not
YOSHI'S MINIGAMES - Yoshi tries to eat good food, avoid bad food.
BOB-BOMB - A visitor to a Bob-Bomb testing facility is freaked out by
all the explosive people. BOOM! "Look what I can do! ^_^ Wait, you'll
miss the best part!" BOOM! Drugged wierdness for kids.
SUPER MARIO STORY I - A well-produced Mario adventure where the
princess gets kidnapped, again. A bit slow-paced, but has its
moments. Klub Koopa rave party.
MARIO'S 5TH ELEMENT - 5th element diva (Luigi) sings in the forground
while Mario battles with a Koopa in a game of throwing shells. Stylish!
Final battle.. over a single coin? Mario o_O "This probably had nothing
to do with anything.."
THE TRUE SUPER MARIO 3 - Gerkinman. Donkey Kong kidnaps the
princess. Mario lists of people who could help save her, but doesn't
want to do it himself 'Cause I don't really care.." Masters of the
Inspector Gadget? Luigi? Toad studders. Lots of OcRemix tunes in the
background. Mario takes job with Bowser? Toad tries to save Peach
only to find *CENSORED* between here and the monkey! Donkey drives him
of, and marries Peach, who now likes him! They have kids. The end.
the rating *BIGTIME* in Peach topless scene.. otherwise I'd use it o_O
MARIO AND LUIGI FOREVER - Very well-produced sprite movie, of two
well-trained Koopa commandos breaking into the palace, killing Toads
indiscriminantely and searching for the Star Power. Mario and Luigi are
asleep.. can dreams call them back in time? Part 1, keep looking for
A FIGHT IN THE NIGHT - A Super Smash Brothers melee song, done
in the style of the old Disney Silly Symphonies. Mushrooms battle
mosquitos after a long dance, with flowers playing trumpet. Fairy who's
sparks gave life to them all looks disgusted as both armies wipe each
other out by night's end.
MARIO AND LUIGI: A PLAGUE OF STARS - Two crooks steal the mushroom
jems, allowing a witch to take over Smithy from Paper Mario, who she
plans to use as a weapon.
SONIC VS MARIO PART 6 - Agent Smith Matrix final battle scene. Sonic
uses DragonballZ powers to obliterate Mario and his evil clones. The
LUIGI'S REVENGE - Jump through 3 levels and defeat 3 bosses to avenge
Mario and Peach's death. Game.
MARIO'S MISTAKE - Luigi is angry at Mario. Chase scene. Outakes! Luigi
sings "Don't have to be Beautiful.."
MARIO ALL STAR ADVENTURE SP 1pr2 - Knuckles once again does the Matrix
Agent Smith thing, smashing koopas who are using spears against Toads.
Luigi and Sonic fight Goro from Mortal Kombat. Knuckles does the Magic
thing! Just about all combat. Knuckles finally gets overwhelmed, runs.
scores awesome combo against Sonic. To be continued.
GREEN PIPES - An animated orchestra plays the Underworld theme to Super
transitioning into a gunman/ninja entering Mario world and wreaking
with automatic weapons, Madness-style.
MARIO MISHAPS DX - Special redrawn cartoonish edition. Mario drives
drunk, dies in a variety of ways. Dodges hammers. Offs Bowser with an
Axe easily, then, when he finds out Toad is at the end instead of the
princess, he whips out a chainsaw.
SUPER MARIO GAMING WORLD - Mario gets frustrated playing his own game,
Luigi tells him about the Captain Planet cheat. "When your powers
combine, I am Captain Planet!" Planet and Superman watch while Mario
uses Matrix powers to score millions of points with every gruesome
koopa kill. Enemies go flying off into space, unfortunately Princess
Peach too. "Ohh!" Luigi is somehow happy. After credits, Mario stares
bayfully out of the TV screen as the screen fades. 'Trapped for
Eternity - Love Luigi' Luigi's Revenge. Don't cheat kids!
REAL MUSHROOM KINGDOM 5 - Stanely Sprayer kicks Donkey King out of
heaven. Yoshi rides Mario, eats him, until Mario starts to fart inside
him. Wario tries to pick up the koopa girl. Luigi tries to pick up
Gigglypuff. Walligi gets Luigi's girlfriend Daisy until Luigi vacumms
him up with a bomb. Luigi ponders using viagra with elf girl, until
Daisy KOs her. Stairway to Heaven turns into Highway to Hell. Wario's
motorcycle. Mario Matrix fight scene, Shy Guy turns into Willy Wonka
oompa lumpa? Mario kills it anyway. Finally meets Bowser! "Hand over
the star rod!" "But we have to leave our viewers in suspense." The End,
except for Satan reminding you to have your Toad kids spayed or
neutered. Bob Barker.
GAMES I CAN'T PLAY: V1 - Smiling Guy tries out playing Super Mario,
ending up getting repeatedly beaten up by Gumbas, then losing his head
crashing into a pipe, then getting winded by running into the ending
flag. Gotta love that game.
SEARCHING FOR SOULS - Flash done to a Gary Craig series of crank calls,
involving Satan calling a shoe store looking for soles. "Can you remove
the soles from the shoes?" "What?" Lots of goofy animations, Satan in a
gym wearing a Fantabulous shirt, popping out of a pipe to freak out
Mario, repeatingly calling the same store, getting the manager
increasingly mad at him. Awesomely evil.
FAREWELL TO CHRISTMAS(HR) - Christmas in Mario world gets cut short by
an attack. Lots of custom sprites. Toad choir sings the Caudron Bubble
song from Harry Potter. Lord of the Rings Enya music. Koopas stock up
on ammo, football helmets. Mario, Luigi and Bowser duke it out, end up
being saved by Wart(?). Seems the Grinch isn't the only one out to
BARGE OF A 1000 BULLETS - Mario packs twin machine guns, and takes down
Bowser's henchmen mafia style. Huge guns, Matrix moves! Swords! Die
Koopa Kids, die!
Bullet Time! Awesome!! Outtakes! A bit like Kill Bill. Bowser's next..
BARGE OF A 1000 BULLETS 2 - Showdown with Bowser now. Change from
sprite to real shapes. Mario gets a fire flower, and go pyro-crazy at
anti-Mario rally, freeing throusands of Toads. Bowser's mecha-ship
arrives, fight scene! Plunger-num-chucks. Mario gets mad as Bow choaks
him, uses own blood as magic to change the world. Finds his way back to
New York City with B's head. Toads keep his plunger as a rememberance.
KINGDOM WARS 3 - Mario is about to fight a dragon, when Fighter from
Final Fantasy shows up and does the job for him. Fighter is King of the
Mushrooms? Life mushroom turns out to be poison mushroom,
mind-controlling Luigi instead of healing him. The brothers fight.
Similar to Mario Brothers, the Greek Drama, but different author, more
SHYGUY'S FLOWER - A shyguy (Mario) tries to pick a beautiful flower,
but can't seem to. He uses lightning on it, and it turns into a huge
monster! Shyguy runs! Don't mess with Mother Nature.
BOWSER'S TRAINING TAPE - Mario's evil nemesis creates as self-help tape
so that you too can stop heros from ruining your evil genius plans.
Bobby-trapped ? blocks, Goombas armed with automatic weapons "Never
leave your minions unarmed" Pipes that eat Mario when he goes down
them. Huge jumps, vertical walls, stealing powerups then stomping on
him. Lots of Mario death. Cool link to VGMusic, another video game
remix site like OCREMIX.
SUPER MARIO: TOAD'S RAGE 7 - Toad vs Wario. Lots of taunting. Kill Bill
parody! Toad knocks out Wario, then has Doctor Mario install a ? block
in his stomach. One punch, and out comes a giant vine! Ew o_O "This is
Toad, singing off. Thanks for your support :)"
THE TRUE SUPER MARIO 4 - Gerkinman attacks. Bowser zaps Mario with a
laser blast that forces him to swear with every other word he says.
"Motherfuckerfied!!" then shoots Toad with a laser than makes him
horny. "Hornification!!!" Then Bowser gets mad as Toad starts making
out with Peach, doing the "I'll tell you what I want what I really
really want" song. Mario attacks Bowser after a messed up speech, and
gets quickly fried by the lizard's fire breath, then dies. The laser
part was great, but gets pointlessly lewd by the end, trust me o_O
SUPER MARIO DUMBSHINE - Flash about Mario's bad court trial at the
beginning of Sunshine, where an imposter has spread goop all over the
vacation island. Despite tons of evidence, Mario is still convicted of
causing the island's problems, even though he just arrived via plane.
Problems with the justice system. Kangaroo court.
MARIO: BRUTALITY - While Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" song
plays, Mario beats up a host of enemies attacking his home, including
Matrix koopas. Not sprite animation, hand-drawn. Enemies still smile
while inpaled by spears. Michael Jackson dance at end, until Luigi
shoots at Mario to make it stop.
SUPER MARIO RUSH ARENA DX - Altered Mario game where you stay in one
screen, with enemies dropping in from above in ever-increasing numbers.
Have to kill Goomba and Koopas quickly to keep the clock going, and
yourself alive. Eventually there are so many you can stay in the air
with chain-hops for many at a time, just don't fall and get eaten!
Combos multiply the whole overall score. Can you get 1000 pts twice,
then defeat Bowser?
DONKEY KONG ARCADE REMAKE - Parody of original Donkey Kong, with
faithful sprite that then bust out Matrix moves, and pause a moment to
do a quick dance, trying to outdo each other. Peach bombards DK's head
from above with barrels. Mario fights DK, gets beaten up, Peach falls
in love with the Black Mage from Final Fantasy.
TAILS AND HIS GBA - Tails puts a Chaos Emerald in his Gameboy Advance,
warping him and Sonic to Mario and Sonic land. Sonic chases mini-Mario,
outrunning him "Ew! I've got plumber on my shoes!" Tails ^_^. Strong
Bad at the end of credits. Sonic and Tails meet their twins in Sonic's
gamepack, Bill and Ted style. Touch, universe explodes, Strawberry
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT - Mario and friends do music video to the
Twisted Sister song. Toad sings the lead.
WACK DADDY MARIO 2 - Like Mack Daddy, Mario learns Peach is cheating on
him with Link, swears a rap song at first, then Luigi changes the
music, and Mario wins her back with a love song. Romance. Valentine's
MARIO ALL STAR ADVENTURE 3 Parts 1 & 2 - Mario and Sonic team up
again to stop Bowser from using Boo ghosts to possess Megaman. Luigi
fights possessed Yoshi. Lots of custom sprite carnage. Scorpion from
Mortal Kombat. Knuckles fights DragonballZ enemy, superfast high
energy! Sonic plays pinball with Scorpion and Goro. Mario vs Bowser
Agent Smith Matrix fight on tettering sky platform.
EVIL JOSH AND BILLY 3 - Billy tries to get into an exclusive, very
expensive Mad Scientist school with a project: Abraham Hitler. "Go
Tigers!" Device lets someone materialize anything on the internet,
Badger Badger Badger and Mario Mushrooms. Badger eats muchroom, gets
bigger. Josh puts a mushroom in his pants. Famous mad scientists in the
background as judges. Kangaroo Jack wants revenge on Billy for dropping
his mutanted spoon creature in Austrailia. Housemaster from Arfenhouse
yays! Abraham Hitler uses laser eyes and mind powers on Jacque ("Ok,
I'm from Canada..") Fast-paced and funny as hell!
SSB:Brawl - Silly, awesome Mortal Kombat style deathmatch between all
the Super Smash Brothers Melee chracters, Mario and Luigi being the
first casualties. Starfox tries taking out Bowser after he kills Falco.
Ice Climber, Link, Zelda, Pokemon, Kirby, the entire Nintendo cast is
there, including some I don't know. On to round 2.
DAYDREAMS - An artist leaning against a lampost calmly draws in his
sketchbook, either daydreaming craziness, or so absorbed in his
creative work that he's completely oblivous to the outside world, with
tanks blowing up cars, Hannibal Lechter, which rapidly mutates into
Mario World, then Sega World, then outer space. Then underwater ("I
hate aquatic levels!") then the arctic ("That's more like it!") Furry
wolf with a sword walks past, kicks evil butt and returns with his
girlfriend and an evil genius in tow. Artist only blinks when the stage
behind him breaks up "I seem to remember telling a certain group of
characters that the GREEN SCREEN is OFF LIMITS.." When it ends, it
doesn't end, his friends MST3K the flash. "Nobody's going to get all
those in-jokes!" Blue screen. Sign: 'Critisism is Communism!' Indeed,
EXPERIMENTAL FILM COLLAB - Music video by 5 people, done to They Might
Be Giant's song "Experimental Film". "I'm still figuring out what it's
going to do.. in my experimental film. Yeah, you're all gonna be in
this experimental film.." Mario sings "..I don't know what makes your
face implode.. but that's the way the movie ends!" Weights dropping on
people, bunnies in ballet outfits, TV mind control. Batman gets
crushed. Worms and people with shoes on springs for heads.
Zelda:FS MISADVENTURES 2.1 - Link and the Legend of the Four Swords,
bonus game with the Gameboy Zelda: Link to the past. Four friends guide
their 4 Links of different colors through silly adventures with a
broken magic mirror. Detour to Mario 3 to pick up some weapon's from
Toad's shop, one Link disgards a feather, which Mario uses to become
Superman. Warp to battle with Dark Link, who does Agent Smith fight
scene music thing. "The good think about being me, is that there are so
many Me's." Stay tuned!
SPLINTER COIN - Luigi is Sam Fisher, the Splinter Cell, and uses
various stealth moves and weapons to infiltrate a den of koopa
DK MINE MADNESS - Fast-paced version of Donkey Kong's mine cart ride.
Jump over missing pieces of track and avoid overhead obstacles and
enemies. How far can you go?
MARIO'S LOBBY SHOOTOUT - Rescue scene from original Matrix. Mario and
Peach go in as Neo and Trinity. Metal detector goes off "Please remove
anything metallic in your pockets, keys, loose change.." Guns. "HOLY
SHIT!" Kicking koopa butt. Then Mario slips on a bananna peel and dies.
MARIOHANNA - Remake of the goofy "Do The Mario" song. A tribute to the
animulation by Niel Ciegerga, or however its spelled. A bit longer.
Mario, Luigi and Peach are all stoned out of their minds, offering you
drugged mushrooms to eat. Animated rather than sprite-based.
NINENDO ACAPPELLA - Singing group does the Mario Brother's Theme,
complete with jumping stage performances. Manhattan Transfer would
freak. Also do Doctor Mario, Mario World fight scene music, Star Theme,
Tetris music, with people doing the pieces! Mortal Kombat theme! Mario
Underworld Level 2 theme. Legends of Zelda theme, guy zaps other with
knife. All before live audience!